Cover Up and Say Goodnight

When I first got hired to edit Mollygood, I told my father, an attorney, to look at the site. Sitting across from me at his office desk, he called up the page, which in those days had a big picture of Molly Goodson's face at the top, and clicked around, HMMMMMM-ing and HUH-ing. After a minute or two, he turned to me, lit a Dunhill and said plainly, "I don't get it." At the time, I can't say I disagreed with his assessment. I only knew I didn't ever want to be an attorney, so I blogged.

20 months later, here we are, at the end of Mollygood. Yes, dear readers: fin.

Talking the economy is unnecessary, as the act of shuttering this site (as well as Stereohyped) speaks to that subject more than enough, so I'll just say thanks. Thanks for coming around and commenting and discussing and laughing with us. Clearly we never got rich off Mollygood, nor did we get as famous as the people we often covered. But we did what we did without drawing cum on women's faces or calling people fat, and that's something of which I'm tremendously proud.

Ultimately, perhaps our omission of easy jokes and crassness was to our detriment, leaving us in our current predicament. But, and I think this is a lesson many people are being forced to learn these days, oftentimes, lots of money and things aren't worth the price you'll eventually have to pay for them. I'll not try and pretend that this was anything more than a celebrity blog, but I honestly believe it was a celebrity blog very different from most of the others. That all of you were cognizant of that and appreciated it was motivating each and every day.

I'm going to be continuing on here at Jossip Initiatives, which is now Jossip and Queerty, as the new managing editor. Whitney, as you already know, will be somewhere else, being kind, generous and talented. And probably discussing cats.

Hell of a world, this one. We reserve our bailouts for old rich people who slap each other on the wrists with one hand and stuff their pockets with severance pay with the other, while a generation of young creatives is being systematically destroyed, with little options left but to go be attorneys. I wish it were so different.

Be excellent to each other.

UPDATE: A bunch of good music after the jump, just because. Also, I'll now probably be updating this more frequently.

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Dec 5, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 277 Responses
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Comments (277)

No. 1 Farah says:

I adore you Cord!
This really sucks.
At least you'll still be with Jossip.
xxoo

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 5:21 pm
No. 2 Alice says:

Is it time to get out the Boyz II Men album .. It's so hard, to say goodbye, to yesterday ….

Later days Cord. Just as you said goodbye to a kidney, we say goodbye to you. It's all for the best, eh?

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 5:21 pm
No. 3 Stoney says:

I didn't know you were hot!

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 5:23 pm
No. 4 thecookie says:

WHAT?!?!?

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 5:25 pm
No. 5 evil twin says:

I can't believe it…What a fucking day. I'm so sorry this happened. I've been visiting MG since the very first post from Molly herself, and made some good "real life" friends through this site. I actually feel like crying. DAMMIT.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 5:27 pm
No. 6 Tammers says:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

sooo sad… yours was my favorite "gossip" site around :(

I will miss it so… good job keeping it classy… and best of luck in whatever else you do…

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 5:28 pm
No. 7 J says:

Damn it! I love this place!

- quiet reader (there are tons of us!)

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 5:28 pm
No. 8 Farah says:

will you be posting at http://kidneyandthekingdom.tumblr.com/
again?
that would be lovely…I'm very sad you two have to depart…Good Luck to you as well Cord in your new position…All us hags think you are an intelligent handsome man and will succeed in whatever you take on!

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 5:30 pm
No. 9 jen says:

I'm so sad. Truly, the best gossip site out there. I'm so sad!:(

-another quiet reader

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 5:31 pm
No. 10 janice says:

That sucks. This really was a different kind of gossip blog… one I didn't totally hate myself for spending a lot of time on. There have been some incredibly interesting discussions, things that have made me think for days, and things that have made me laugh for hours.

Hopefully this continues over at Jossip.

The economy sucks.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 5:31 pm
No. 11 Sconnie says:

God, Cord–I wish you well. I'm so bummed. I loved your kidney and a kingdom blog, your insights on the election, and the snarky comments on celebrities. I'll miss you guys!

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 5:32 pm
No. 12 Sarah says:

I so hate things right now. I picked the worst week ever to take a break from Mollygood. I hate when things I love get shitcanned.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 5:36 pm
No. 13 cooter says:

I'm fucking crying right now.

And you really are purdy Cord. :)

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 5:36 pm
No. 14 Stoney says:

I am soooooooooooooo bummed out. My boyfriend will be quite excited, however. Grrr!

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 5:36 pm
No. 15 deimos says:

Bye Cord. This is really sad but I'm sure we'll see you over at Jossip. Take care and I hope things work out for you. I will miss all the things you brought to the site (commies) and I will miss reading your bitchy commentary about everything. Peace and Happiness to you and all others here.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 5:37 pm
No. 16 Maria L. says:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Mollygood can't go belly-up! This is the last straw??? all the retail corporations are going out of business, and now my favorite websites. You did a great job, Whitney. I loved your cat-lady sense of humor. I will also miss Cord, who I'm in love with. ;)

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 5:37 pm
No. 17 evil twin says:

Irish wake for Mollygood!

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 5:37 pm
No. 18 Lisa, still learnin' bout sar-chasm says:

Awwww, crap.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 5:38 pm
No. 19 B-Cakes says:

Tammers - you found the word I was looking for, Cord (and Whit) always managed to keep it classy…

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 5:39 pm
No. 20 Farah says:

pass the Jameson over here et

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 5:39 pm
No. 21 mae says:

*fist shaking*

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 5:39 pm
No. 22 Maria L. says:

Bye the way, Cord and Whitney (and Molly before that) have been narrating my life for the past two years. Election coverage was always so clever, commentary on our society at large was so clever, etc. You guys truly were more than a gossip site. I started to feel like a knew you people through your writing. I was just a silent reader, though.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 5:41 pm
No. 23 Molly Goodson says:

This is so sad. This site isn't mine, it was Cord's longer than it was mine, but my face was there, and it's always had an incredibly special place in my heart.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 5:43 pm
No. 24 Cowjam says:

I have never commented before, but have bookmarked your site and consider this site as one of my favorites, along with DListed and Crazy Days and Nights. I am very sorry to see you go, I commend you for your tasteful and karma-correct humor. Your "Something Haiku" was positively inspirational.
You will be missed. Best wishes Cord and Whitney, you are talented writers and I am sure we will be hearing from you in the future.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 5:44 pm
No. 25 Sarah J says:

I've never written a comment on here before, even though I am an avid reader of mollygood. I just wanted to express how utterly bummed I am! I feel like I just discovered this awesome jewel of a blog and now it's being ripped away from me! This website is different because it comes with biting wit and smart social commentary. Blurg.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 5:44 pm
No. 26 Maria L. says:

I'm so upset that I made a million fucking typos

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 5:44 pm
No. 27 Lisa, still learnin' bout sar-chasm says:

Hey are Cord and Whittle going to be drowning their tears? Let me know where, I'll buy you a drank. It may or may not be the purple stuff.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 5:45 pm
No. 28 halfsmoke says:

i already posted my grievances & sadness-from-my-bosom on whitney's post. i'm glad cord will still be keeping it going at jossip. it won't be so bad, hopefully, as long as cord still posts a few pictures of himself from time to time.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 5:46 pm
No. 29 Be Adequite! says:

ETwin, STM, Kitchy, et al- are we still keeping the secret site going?? STM is there a way to send a mass email to our personal email addresses?

Bye Cord "bunnieballs" and Whitney- good luck in your future endeavors

Be Adequite!

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 5:48 pm
No. 30 Lisa, still learnin' bout sar-chasm says:

You know what would make this transition easier?

Commies. Monday. Jossip-time.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 5:50 pm
No. 31 BitchesGetStuffDone says:

The saddest news! Mollygood was so much more than a gossip blog - it was the gossip blog I could read without feeling bad about myself as a woman. And of course it was Whitney and Cord's commentary, and the comments of all the posters that were the reason I kept reading. I'll miss you all.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 5:52 pm
No. 32 Trina says:

i've always been a lurker, but since this is the end of mollygood, i speak. fuck god damn shit BALLS! sorry- this is/was one of my favorite blogs, and this is surprisingly upsetting..i didn't realize how attached i was. in closing- you all will be missed. and cord- you are fucking hot. that is all

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 5:52 pm
No. 33 queencrone says:

You know what?

You can't keep a good man down. We'll be seeing you.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 5:53 pm
No. 34 sarah says:

I'm crying right now… good luck to both of you funny bastards.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 5:54 pm
No. 35 evil twin says:

Be Ad!…leave a post at STM's blog or maybe Cait's…

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 5:54 pm
No. 36 joy says:

from another quiet reader, i'm truly sad to hear it. this was the only celeb blog i read, and one of the only that's smart and well-traveled and really insightful. cord and whitney, i hope your fantastic talents will be put to good use.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 5:54 pm
No. 37 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

Just when i thought one of the shittiest days of my life couldn't get worse, I come to my favourite hang-out for some tlc and find out the place is closing.
Thanks Cord, for making an intelligent gossip blog that was worth reading and commenting on. You also managed to bring together quite a unique community.
Hags forever! Drink lots of purple drank for me.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 5:59 pm
No. 38 kittenpaw says:

This is a sad end to an otherwise good day. Screw you economy! I'll miss you Cord and Whitney and your sexy pink boxes.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 5:59 pm
No. 39 evil twin says:

Cord, if you're still there, can you "best" us one more time?

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 6:00 pm
No. 40 squidtastic says:

I didn't comment much, but I've been reading since the first day this blog launched with Molly. I stayed because of the excellent wit, the thoughtful political commentary, the "up with women" attitude (thanks so much Cord, for the 'better without makeup' posts), and… and… oh fuck it, this is so depressing. I'll so miss it here. Au revoir, and best of luck, Cord and Whitney!

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 6:01 pm
No. 41 shu_shu says:

Serious thanks to one and all who contributed, esp. Cord, Whitney & Molly. I genuinely did love this site, for all the reasons that everyone has mentioned.

Hags — you truly made this site for me. Hopefully you will take your ball and go to Jossip. Don't be greedy and keep all the funny to yourselves. You need to share.

Take care.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 6:01 pm
No. 42 Meadow says:

thanks for all the pleasant hours!

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 6:02 pm
No. 43 evil twin says:

We're moving in to Jossip now.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 6:03 pm
No. 44 Lisa, still learnin' bout sar-chasm says:

Y'all better catch up. Mae and I snagged the best beds already.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 6:04 pm
No. 45 Lisa, still learnin' bout sar-chasm says:

Y'all better catch up. Mae and I snagged the best beds already.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 6:04 pm
No. 46 Longtime Lurker says:

Sorry to hear this! At least I still have Dlisted and CandyKirby.com.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 6:06 pm
No. 47 puhleeze says:

this is tragic. by far my favorite website. read it every day. boo.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 6:07 pm
No. 48 cooter says:

Cord, I'm going to need to be held at this difficult time.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 6:12 pm
No. 49 sar says:

I heart you, disappointed lurkers.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 6:12 pm
No. 50 SeaKat says:

Jayzus. I took a break from the "OMG, I think they're going to start layoffs" insanity at work…to find this.

Wow. I'm shocked and saddened.

I have read mollygood for ages. Since the "Deadeye" contests, in fact. For ages, I just skipped over the commments, mostly because I was so jaundiced about blog commentors in general after reading the usual on other sites:
First!!!!1111!!!! bs interspersed with crass, nasty crap lacking wit and of no value except shock value.

And then, one day, I happened to click on the "responses" link. And I laughed. And then I read another — yup, that one was funny too.

Soon, mollygood became the first of my many celeb gossip faves. And then, about 5 months ago, I started commenting and felt like I was kind of let into the cool kids club when one of the regulars actually would respond to something I said or even (O-Happy-Day) compliment a joke or two.

Sar, ST(M)M, ET, Stoney, Sarah, say what?, Keebler and many others — I had truly begun thinking of y'all as friends. I'm just sorry I waited so long to join the mosh pit. I'll really miss you guys.

Count me in if someone figures out a way to stay in touch — you guys are the cream of the crop.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 6:13 pm
No. 51 getreal says:

I'm shocked Mollygood and Stereohyped are two of the wittiest,smartest,and all around most enjoyable blogs on the web.I may not always agree with you Cord but have always enjoyed reading your thoughts and opinions.You rock!

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 6:16 pm
No. 52 evil twin says:

Well, let's all hang at Jossip, we're not totally shit out of luck.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 6:16 pm
No. 53 Stumpy says:

Mollygood *was* different, Cord, largely due to your unique voice. You're an excellent writer, and I look forward to what you'll do next.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 6:18 pm
No. 54 Addicted to Addiction says:

Wow, this is not what I was expecting to see. I am genuinely bummed! Best of luck Cord & Whittle Little. You both made my work day much more bearable and strangely you brought consistency to some real chaos in my life. So, thanks.

Best,
AtoA

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 6:18 pm
No. 55 evil twin says:

Hey sad peeps, there IS a MG Facebook group.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 6:24 pm
No. 56 boohoo says:

Man. this is a shame. a goddamn SHAME. I've been lurking for quite some time now and I will truly miss the snarky -yet not malicious- gossip posts and the resulting hilarious comments.

And Sar, I think I'm in love with you.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 6:27 pm
No. 57 joy says:

and this is the only site where comments are really impressive. they are by far the best and wittiest.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 6:28 pm
No. 58 Susan B Anthony says:

I miss you Cord! :-(

I enjoyed your comments and did find them to be rather off beat in a good way… best of luck to you in the future! I am sure only good things will follow…or maybe just ignore all the bad ones inbetween teh good ones so it seems just like continuous good ones?! Ok brain hurt.

Bye XOOXOX

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 6:28 pm
No. 59 swank says:

longtime lurker, (since molly) and i'm so disappointed not to be able to come here everyday to enjoy insightful posts and thoughtful commentary. even the trolls made it so much fun. my question is, can't we just get rid of jossip and keep mollygood instead?
cheers!

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 6:31 pm
No. 60 lisa says:

That blows! Wah. I really enjoy stereohyped and mollygood. I have also been reading mollygood since the days o' molly. I will pour one out for ya. Good luck with everything… love, a hard core mollygood lurker…

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 6:34 pm
No. 61 payter says:

I seriously want to cry. My kids want dinner, but I want to read all the posts.
Thanks Cord for everything.
I will look for you all around…. I will look for peed on seats, people with pee filled eyes, and people who have been killed in the face. I know most of you hags won't be far behind.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 6:34 pm
No. 62 Cate says:

My heart is breaking into a thousand pieces right now.

That is all.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 6:35 pm
No. 63 sar says:

@boohoo - maybe we can fall for each other on jossip? i am going to try to learn to love it. but what if there are no Commies(TM)?

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 6:39 pm
No. 64 evil twin says:

Oh please for the love of all that is witty, please let there be Commies at Jossip!

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 6:40 pm
No. 65 payter says:

Mondays into Tuesdays just won't be the same without Commies.
Looking for the facebook MG group…thanks ET

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 6:43 pm
No. 66 firecracker613 says:

I wish both Whitney and Cord goodness.

Cord — tell your Papa this writing/editing thing is for the long haul, I expect your words will find the world again and again and again. (Blogging is only one vein)

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 6:43 pm
No. 67 betty says:

This makes me so sad. I really, really love this blog.

I've never posted a comment myself, but I've been reading this blog since Molly was writing it. It was different from those other sites ??? it's always been intelligent, classy, and respectable. I've enjoyed the diversity, the liberal attitude, the feminism, the politics, the fluffy celebrity news, and of course, the heartwarming animal features (Christian, the lion; puppycam)! I've also really become addicted to reading the comments that you all post. You're intelligent, funny, clever people ??? the kind of people that I think I would enjoy hanging out with in real life.

Cord, you're a brilliant and talented writer and I've really enjoyed reading this site while you've been Editor. I remember that some of the old regulars gave you a pretty hard time when you first stepped in, but you certainly won them over. I wish you the best in your new position at Jossip.

Whitney, you're hilarious and I think it's clear that we all love you! Good luck in your next professional endeavor.

I'm so going to miss this site.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 6:43 pm
No. 68 Slayer says:

SeaKat - my feelings exactly.

Cord - you're the main reason I loved this site, especially during the election season! It was fun to see someone who obviously has a lot of passion write about things he cared about every day, whether I agreed with you or not. Please keep writing, I'll be on Jossip to catch it all. You're one of a kind!

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 6:45 pm
No. 69 kikster says:

I'm a bit heartbroken over this. I was mostly a lurker, sometimes poster, but reading this site been a daily habit for a long, long time. I've really dug the group here and reading the comments and posts. Kudos, Cord (and Whitney)– you made this 'celebrity blog' a cut above the rest, indeed. Good Luck to you both.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 6:48 pm
No. 70 Silvia says:

Ive never commented before but now seems like an appropriate time! This sucks!!! I love your guys' senses of humor and your carefully revealed political preferences :). thanks for making the horribleness of working and law school better.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 6:48 pm
No. 71 Silvia says:

Ive never commented before but now seems like an appropriate time! This sucks!!! I love your guys' senses of humor and your carefully revealed political preferences :). thanks for making the horribleness of working and law school better.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 6:48 pm
No. 72 cooter says:

((((Tuesday's morning headline)))

Hag slits her wrist. Her last words…..

"commies"

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 6:49 pm
No. 73 boohoo says:

Hmm. we can try. I checked it out, and it's very pink over there. damn near blinded me. but for you, I shall give it a go.

but if there are no Commies(TM)….um…well I have no threats ready at the current time, but let's just say it will be pretty bad. No, make that REALLY bad. the worst.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 6:50 pm
No. 74 mirsada says:

Cord and Whitney i know you guys will do well because your talented and i wish you two the best of luck. i'm heart broken that this site is closing down, it was by far my favorite out of all gossip sites specifically for the reasons Cord listed. its going to take me weeks to stop automatically typing in mollygood on my computer every morning at work.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 6:51 pm
No. 75 evil twin says:

Well, we could always have another "Commies" protest. It's worked before. I'm not afraid of drive-by assing at the pink place. Yes, I said it.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 6:52 pm
No. 76 Leah says:

FUCK THIS. I can't do without Mollygood, Man. All the other shit out there is just that. Perez Hilton be damned you fat sack of fat!!!

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 6:52 pm
No. 77 SeaKat says:

Silvia — Wordpress punked you on your first comment? So wrong.

But Wordpress, she is a bitter bitch 'til the end.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 6:53 pm
No. 78 payter says:

Cooter @ #72
I am going to nominate that one for a COMMIE!!

I am sooo in denial.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 6:57 pm
No. 79 KeeblerKahn says:

Wordpress still doesn't like the word

p h a r m a c y

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 6:58 pm
No. 80 Not A Saint says:

This is very disappointing, I loved reading 'Reality Bites' and 'The Commies' . Cheers and thanks for not using the paint tool on your computers to draw cum on everything you post. Here's to being somewhat respectful in a disrespecting and invasive line of work.
?
Meh

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 7:02 pm
No. 81 msvickie says:

buh-mer

good luck to you, cord. your a class act.

:) best wishes

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 7:06 pm
No. 82 Cait says:

Jesus Christ.

This SUCKS.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 7:08 pm
No. 83 rachel says:

i'm so sorry to hear. this is one of the few celeb blogs i'll read since i was so feed up with things like perez and immaturity. thanks for being more thought provoking than other celeb reads out there. best of luck.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 7:09 pm
No. 84 evil twin says:

Is this Tiger's cousin?

::Squee!::

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 7:09 pm
No. 85 miss tia says:

Thanks Cord & Whitney!

I'll start reading jossip!

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 7:14 pm
No. 86 sar says:

I have just now transformed myself into an epic emo, in order that I may express my pain to the world. I broke a couple of inkpens over my head and let my dog give me a haircut. I ordered and will be wearing black half-vests, scary chain jewelry and sometimes - plaid leggings. The cutting and subsequent Twittering about why I cut, will begin with the next absence of Commies(TM, which is how the corporations want you to know that they own you). Now I'm going to go write a song and then I can perform it with my band, We Totally Remember My Little Ponies.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 7:15 pm
No. 87 SeaKat says:

…and I'll be wearing nothing but hoodies, super-skinny black jeans with a white belt, and checkered Spicoli Vans. And piercing my tongue, lip, eyebrow and kneecap. Finally, I'm changing my name to Jersey Tikki-Tavi, in honor of sar.

sar, could WTRMLP please, please cover "Comfortably Numb"? Your music is the only way I can express how I really feeeeeeeel.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 7:21 pm
No. 88 BunchOfFives says:

As we say here in Australia: I'm devo'ed.
(That's devastated icydk)
Thanks to Molly, Cord and Whitney.
We really, honestly appreciate all the work you've put in over the years.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 7:23 pm
No. 89 evil twin says:

Last one out, don't forget the light…

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 7:24 pm
No. 90 killorn says:

Bye Cord, thanks for making this little hag haven for us to share, laugh and think.

It's with a heavy heart I say, for the final time

FETAL BEAN.

There's plenty of fetal beans in your future, and not just in someone's moldy fuck cellar.

Peace out.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 7:26 pm
No. 91 Kareboo says:

I have been a loyal reader to this site for what seems like forever. I've been sitting here like a nerd trying to figure out how to say a proper goodbye to it. I am glad you are going to keep writing Cord, I really like your style. I'm going to miss having my coffee with Mollygood. Take care Cord and Whitney, its been a pleasure reading your posts :)

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 7:28 pm
No. 92 paperback_writer says:

I had never thought that a blog could go out of business - especially one with high readership and all. I blame The Man, and I'm going to kick him in the balls.

I've read for ages, started commenting relatively recently, stopped commenting, and was just starting to put my toe back in the water.

I will especially miss the political commentary. As a non-American, it was refreshing to see posts that went beyond the spin, and exposed the seemingly seedy underbelly of the American political process.

I know that I'm going to be coming to this site for weeks to come, having forgotten that it's no longer here.

Cord, if you read this — if you have any pull at Jossip, is there a way that the site could be made less pink? It's seriously way harder to pop over there for a quick read while at work, pink just SCREAMS "not work related".

And, at that, I bid y'all farewell.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 7:31 pm
No. 93 kristina says:

This is so sad! I've been a silent reader for a long time and I don't know what I'm going to do without my daily does of mollygood wit.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 7:43 pm
No. 94 stopthemadness says:

i'm gutted! cord, you are a gem among bloggers.

whiiiittle!!!! ::shakes fist:: may dreams of spaghetti cat keep you happy forever more.

good luck to both of you. jossip, here i come.

waaaah!

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 7:46 pm
No. 95 Luz says:

DAMN YOU CORD, DAMN YOU TO HELL. HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME.

I've been reading this site every day when I am supposed to be working for over a year now. Now what am I supposed to do at work?

But seriously. 20 years from now, I'll read something and go "Huh. Sounds Cord-ish. Whatever happened to that guy?" I wish you well, but I know I don't have to worry about you.

Now I'm starting to tear up.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 7:48 pm
No. 96 Chelsea - PETA Protector says:

I'll be reading through all of my fellow hags posts after this, but I just have to say….dammit. Eloquent, right? This blog killed a lot of my time in an intelligent way. Even looking at a Speidi post, I didn't feel like I was getting dumber. Damn you, economy!

See you all at Jossip.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 7:54 pm
No. 97 paperback_writer says:

@ Chelsea - I'm sorry that you thought I was being discourteous about Sean Avery. :( I didn't mean it that way.

You know, I don't want to part ways on bad terms. :)

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 7:58 pm
No. 98 Miss SeaKat Havisham says:

Anyone else planning to change her haunt Google caches of this site day after day, remembering the times we had? Just me then? Okeydoke.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 7:58 pm
No. 99 Miss SeaKat Havisham says:

*haunt not "change her haunt" which does not make any sense and would be teh crazy, which I totally am not.

More tea, dearies? ::pours invisible tea into imaginary cups::

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 8:00 pm
No. 100 evil twin says:

Will MG be archived at Jossip? I can't be without my "classics," like the Hills and Nicole Richie posts.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 8:02 pm
No. 101 stopthemadness says:

p.s., whittle, the fist shaking was sentimental, not snarky.

this sucks.

i guess i'll drink the pain away.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 8:03 pm
No. 102 payter says:

This blue does look really nice after looking at Jossip's pink.

::slurps SeaKat's imaginary tea from her imaginary cup::
Cheers Miss Havisham/SeaKat

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 8:04 pm
No. 103 stopthemadness says:

ok my last word:

hags, i love you one and all.

non-hags, i love most of you.

i hope to see everyone over at jossip (except maybe matt.) :D

my black ass is in cabo and i need to get off the damn computer and have a conversation with mr. cuervo, jose.

peas and love everyone.

-stm

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 8:05 pm
No. 104 evil twin says:

If I'd known this was happening, I'd have bought more alcohol.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 8:05 pm
No. 105 payter says:

So when does the hag portal offically close?

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 8:07 pm
No. 106 Dee says:

What?! I only discovered Mollygood a few months ago and now it's gone.

This the best gossip site ever. I love Cord and Whittle and the hags - so witty and intelligent and thought provoking.

Life's not fair; I hate everything!

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 8:07 pm
No. 107 Miss SeaKat Havisham says:

Cheers, darling. You look great in pink and in blue. And with baby spit on your pants. :)

::slurrrrp::

Did I mention that I'm serving this tea with a bit o' the Irish? ;)

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 8:07 pm
No. 108 tastycar says:

Cord, you are so succinct and funny–I will miss this site tremendously. Thanks for it all

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 8:08 pm
No. 109 Miss SeaKat Havisham says:

#105 — LALALALAAA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 8:09 pm
No. 110 Olive says:

Another daily lurker/first(last?!)-time-poster here.

This is truly terrible news. This was always my first stop when looking for a smile online and I found one here every single time. A fond fond farewell from me, my boyfriend, my mom, and many of my friends who read over my shoulder in class every day.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 8:11 pm
No. 111 payter says:

ET - no worries - SeaKat is serving spiked tea.

::Slurrrpppp::
**breaks tea cup as she slams it down**

Sorry SeaKat - forgot these were Tea cups not shot glasses. Snot and boogs look good on you too.:)

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 8:12 pm
No. 112 sar says:

Oh my god. The hag portal.

Someone get corin nemec and richard dean anderson out here, like RIGHT NOW!!

GO! GO! GO! We have to save the portal, new haglets will have nowhere else to go! We won't let them all end up on Perez - NOT ON MY WATCH.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 8:14 pm
No. 113 evil twin says:

I have some tinfoil and chewing gum, we can make anything with that.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 8:16 pm
No. 114 Ross says:

awww. this sucks!!!!! wow you're cute! myspace.com/_rebellion if you're single

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 8:16 pm
No. 115 payter says:

Hags who have been hags for a long time: I remember reading about your naming of the naked mole rat (I rather liked that fellow and the fun comments you all had). Has anyone informed Rumple of this change in status? He can't see you know. He's a naked mole rat.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 8:16 pm
No. 116 payter says:

I heart sar :)

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 8:18 pm
No. 117 dinghau says:

Shit balls.
Am I allowed to say that?
I did appreciate that there were no cum on faces and lowest common denominator humor.
I told people that when I tried to explain why I followed gossip sites.
But you guys are the bomb.
I may follow Jossip or Queerty now that I know you will be there, and Molly she is still at Pop Sugar?

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 8:20 pm
No. 118 Chelsea - PETA Protector says:

Oh, who can worry about Sean Avery at times like this?? Let's remember the good times, like when we tried to intelligently discuss Sarah Palin…

Le sigh. BIG Le sigh.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 8:21 pm
No. 119 Miss SeaKat Havisham says:

Did you know? Sar's my new mommie. She adopted me on the Alba thread… I think it was a pity adoption, but it's in writing so I consider it binding. :)

Sar — I truly almost snorted a cashew out my nose with your "Not on my watch" line. Priceless.

#114 — Spamming on MG's last post?!
YOU, sir, are a BLASPHEMER!!

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 8:23 pm
No. 120 paperback_writer says:

Oh, Sarah Palin. Those were the good ol' days.

Cheers and safe travels, Chelsea - I remember when we held hands and tried to avoid talking to Matt, when it became clear that there was no chance of reasoning with him. :)

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 8:23 pm
No. 121 Luz says:

Just a few hours ago I was commenting on Beyonce's crazy mother, and now…now what do I have? Ugh, I can't do this.

You all cracked me up. Farewell, perhaps I'll see you at DListed.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 8:25 pm
No. 122 cooter says:

Oh payter, I thought of Rumpy earlier too.

"Under my foreskin" will always be one of my favorite songs.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 8:25 pm
No. 123 paperback_writer says:

And janice, you're in Ottawa! We should have a pint sometime and discuss the state of our government, now that it's on the verge of collapse and all.

:)

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 8:30 pm
No. 124 evil twin says:

My favorite song is "Bunnieballs," as composed by bedbugsandballyhoo, sung to the tune of "Chocolate Rain."

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 8:30 pm
No. 125 Holly says:

Ah, I get it, you know you were just a celebrity snark blog, but you still thought you could be better than everybody by holding yourself to a lofty standard that you've been all too enthusiastic to pat yourself on the back for. I'd tell you to get off your high horse, but I guess it doesn't matter now!

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 8:31 pm
No. 126 cdd says:

This really blows. What a shitty week. Well, I've loved your site Cord, Whitney, (and Molly before). I wish you luck in any new endeavors but you don't need it, you'll be fine.

Cord, if you've proven anything you've shown that you are good at finding the depth in all that is shallow. Keep fighting the good fight. And hey, maybe you're just supposed to be a lawyer, quit fighting it and go to school so you can be some great civil rights attorney.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 8:31 pm
No. 127 cdd says:

I will miss the Mollygood commentors! Most of you all were funny without being assholes. Thanks for the good times.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 8:35 pm
No. 128 Rafael says:

We'll always have you at Jossip and in Grand Theft Auto IV!!! :) :) :)

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 8:35 pm
No. 129 sar says:

Let's see if we can get this post to 500 comments! jk

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 8:35 pm
No. 130 cdd says:

Holly, you're a cunt.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 8:35 pm
No. 131 payter says:

That's it! I am going to dig into a big bowl of ice cream and a captain and coke and drown myself in my sorrows.
Who cares if it will make me look even worse in that bright pink Jossip box? Not me I tell you!!

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 8:37 pm
No. 132 April says:

im pretty fucking heartbroken.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 8:37 pm
No. 133 evil twin says:

Holly IS a cunt.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 8:38 pm
No. 134 payter says:

I am afraid to log off…
What if I come back and you all are gone?!! Does this mean I can't put my kids to bed tonight?? How many times is too many for them to watch Rudolf? (Thank God for DVRs)

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 8:39 pm
No. 135 snapnhiss says:

Damnit, I just found this site!

I thoroughly enjoyed the presidential race coverage (and Palin bashing) here, it's a shame this place is going under when Perez Hilton is actually making a fortune with his trashy site.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 8:42 pm
No. 136 toots says:

When he feels like being nice, my husband turns on my computer and brings up Mollygood so that it's waiting for me when I get home from work. I've read this damn blog every day since the Molly years. I don't even check my email that often. This is a pathetic sense of loss that I'm feeling right now. Farewell and thanks.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 8:42 pm
No. 137 MonkeyFace says:

I am so sad right now. Mollygood is the first site I check when I get home from work. Cord, thank you for for providing an intelligently snarky site with wit AND heart.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 8:43 pm
No. 138 payter says:

ta ta toots.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 8:45 pm
No. 139 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

ET, I love you! "Bunnieballs" for old time sake.
No. 58bedbugsandballyhoo says:
Mollygood, Bunnieballs and hags here everyday.???Mollygood,Tomba juice served on the hour. Hey!
???Mollygood, Farking trolls are farking up the place
???Mollygood, Pete???s cats took his stash and ran away.???
Mollygood, Nacho Libre is our Patron Saint???.
Mollygood, Kitchy wants to have my babies. Yeah!
???Mollygood, BeAdequite keeps saying BALE! Way!???
Mollygood, jujubees and evil twin at play.
???Mollygood, april argues Cord???s moot points away
???Mollygood, ???Headline On Your Shoulders??? gone away
???Mollygood, Cord get???s pissed and then he saves the day.
Posted: Aug 24, 2007 at 7:37 pm

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 8:47 pm
No. 140 Fanny says:

oh my…I'm so sad. UGH

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 8:48 pm
No. 141 evil twin says:

Thanks, tri-b. That eases the sting, but only a little.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 8:50 pm
No. 142 sar says:

JOSSIP PARTY!

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 8:52 pm
No. 143 sar says:

OH SHIT MY EYES.

Drinking alone party! :(

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 8:52 pm
No. 144 Stay, see? says:

I posted this on Whittle's goodbye, but once more (with feeling, for any BTVS fans)… To Whittle, Cord, and all of the commenters — THANK YOU. You have truly been a highlight of every day. Good luck to all and I hope to read you soon!

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 8:59 pm
No. 145 Amy says:

Oh, Cord! No! This is terrible!!! I so loved coming to mollygood to see your unique and (especially) SMART take on the celebrity set. I loved your injection of politics and social justice into what otherwise could be considered a vapid (if entertaining) subject matter (your coverage of the election was fantastic). I just know that you will be successful at whatever you do and I look forward to finding your commentary where ever I can on the internet. DAMN!

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 8:59 pm
No. 146 Danity Donnaly says:

Thanks for the laughs! Best of luck to you all.

Peace, love, and pancakes! xoxo

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 9:01 pm
No. 147 maria says:

This has been a daily visit in my quest to fuck off, aiding in me not getting shit done at work, to peruse the snark of friends. i will sorely miss mollygood. A few shout outs if I may.

sar you complete me
Kitchy you are something else
evil twin magnificent bastard
April stood up for me
ilz reminded me of my youth
queen simply grand
jujubees if I ever go to texas I want to visit for areobics

*sob* sooo many more

bye Hags!!!

(p.s. I coined hags, it's true)

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 9:10 pm
No. 148 maria says:

ooops i forgot about you BBab!

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 9:12 pm
No. 149 sprout says:

I'll miss you all so much. You are the most intelligent (faceless) friends I've ever had! xo

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 9:13 pm
No. 150 sweets says:

So sad (and shocked!) to see this! Good luck with whatever you do - this has always been my favourite site.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 9:13 pm
No. 151 sweets says:

So sad (and shocked!) to see this! Good luck with whatever you do - this has always been my favourite site.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 9:13 pm
No. 152 cooter says:

I love the talking heads! Arent they the ones that do "burning down the house" in flames?

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 9:13 pm
No. 153 Lilya says:

…a silent reader…
thought I would shed a tear with the rest of em'
I'm really going to miss this blog : (

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 9:13 pm
No. 154 evil twin says:

maria, you did coin "Hags!" I remember. Come visit at Jossip, ya hear?

I AM a magnificent bastard, thanks for noticing.

:)

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 9:14 pm
No. 155 sar says:

oh sprout!

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 9:17 pm
No. 156 Slayer says:

Oh the Buffy reference Stay! Make me sadder!

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 9:18 pm
No. 157 sar says:

(sprout, that's said in the tone of fergie singing, Oh Snap! - in case ive been making that joke forever and youve been like, what?)

maria i will miss you. i will miss all you people, and im not ashamed to say it. i am a little embarrassed but whatever, i will miss you all.

ya know when this news gets to thailand it will not be pretty.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 9:19 pm
No. 158 evil twin says:

Bitches will lose their FETAL BEANS. I said it.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 9:22 pm
No. 159 sar says:

Outtie Farkthousand, hags, hogs, and the like. xo

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 9:24 pm
No. 160 Stay, see? says:

Slayer, Buffy and beer is how I'm getting thru this tough time. *sniff*

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 9:27 pm
No. 161 Lizzle says:

jesus fucking christ.

i miss ONE day from work (and thus internet access), and i come back to discover the world has gone to shit.

damn. i will miss all the witty discussions of the emptiness of celebrity, and especially miss the hags commenting on it.

damn. just damn.

sorry cord, and whit. wish you guys the best. everyday i came to this blog and it always gave me a good laugh.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 9:28 pm
No. 162 Berexxa says:

Well damn. Others have said - this was the only 'gossip' site that didn't make them feel guilty for reading it, and that this site was thought-provoking - I second that. I very much appreciated the fact that you also began to post information and ideas about truly important things - politics, culture, society. Finally, the commenting readers here = top of the heap! Funny, wry, smart, insightful. Cord & Whitney - I will definitely miss this site and your ability to bring the best together in one spot. Guess I have to add Jossip to my daily ritual now instead…. Be well, everyone. (Maybe someone will have to start a Mollygood RIP Facebook group or tribute page - HA!)

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 9:29 pm
No. 163 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

Maria! I am the one you coined it for and I acknowledged you for coining it. It's all good. :)))))
Fetal beans. Glowing penises implant fetal beans. I think… *scratches head* I don't think the Spears clan have figured it out yet.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 9:44 pm
No. 164 evil twin says:

I can't quit you, Mollygood!

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 9:45 pm
No. 165 dorothy says:

oh goodness. sad to say goodbye, but very much looking forward to seeing where you both go from here. your site and writing stood out for so many reasons and i'm sure you're both excited to see what the future holds. here's to a good run and to a bright future!

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 9:45 pm
No. 166 SeaKat says:

I just need to say that the Jossip site has almost NO comments, except for on the MG/Stereohyped notice.

It's scary.

(whispers) I see dead threads.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 9:46 pm
No. 167 SeaKat says:

LOL, ET. You hags had me at "Kill you in the face."

What it lacks in poetry, it makes up in sincerity.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 9:48 pm
No. 168 spottsy says:

NO!! This makes me so sad. All I can say is thanks for all the writing, entertaining and informing you have done on Mollygood. PLEASE, Cord, continue what you have done on Mollygood in other arenas. I appreciate your commentary and your ability to find deeper meaning in the superficial of our society. You are a talented writer and I look forward to continue reading what you write in the future. Good luck to you in all of your ventures!!

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 9:52 pm
No. 169 maria says:

If I were a social scientist, which i am not, i would wonder about the mourning process of a loss of blogging comrades. We went through fazes, we loved together, we lost famous celebs together, we saw babies (albeit perfect) born. We share a history but the internets is a brutal beast. The internets cannot just be, there is always the man behind the curtain (and he must be paid)…and i am drinking folks, dammit.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 9:52 pm
No. 170 evil twin says:

Me too, maria, you hag-coiner, you. Cheers! I am obsessively refreshing, waiting for the site to go out. So, so, sad.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 9:54 pm
No. 171 pamela says:

When you took over for Molly, I was thrilled to discover you. You're quick and sassy and sharp-tongued. This is just your start. Thanks for the laughs. Now get back to work.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 9:55 pm
No. 172 evil twin says:

If Mollygood dies, does John Santos win?

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 9:58 pm
No. 173 Jesse says:

That bums me out. Good luck w/ everything. As a sad, lonely law student, I will certainly miss reading your site everyday!

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 10:01 pm
No. 174 ManBearPig says:

Goodbye.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 10:04 pm
No. 175 evil twin says:

Don't say "goodbye." Say, "BYE! GOOD."

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 10:06 pm
No. 176 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

Perez still sucks.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 10:11 pm
No. 177 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

My groin aches.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 10:12 pm
No. 178 evil twin says:

True, and true…

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 10:13 pm
No. 179 ManBearPig says:

BYE! Good.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 10:14 pm
No. 180 evil twin says:

That's why I heart you.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 10:15 pm
No. 181 sar says:

Do you really think they are taking the whole thing offline???

ET and MBP I'm so jealous of your perfect signoff idea.

ET @172 - That is the most poignant thing that has ever been said.

OK I am really gone. (I'm never really gone. I'm the Bob to Mollygood's Leo Marvin.)

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 10:22 pm
No. 182 sprout says:

#166 - I see dead threads - I nominate that for a Commie! THAT'S RIGHT. And If jossip doesn't have commies, then we'll just have to do them ourselves.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 10:22 pm
No. 183 evil twin says:

Lisa #1, Haggity, Hag, Hag, Hag.

::smooches::

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 10:26 pm
No. 184 BLT says:

i am in shock….i love this site. the damn economy is messing w/ everything!

i will truly miss this site and wish both you & whitney the best.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 10:27 pm
No. 185 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

Thx Cord. For the videos. Although I probably strained my groin muscle while listening to one of these songs on my i-pod while I was running, so I'm not able to run that marathon this weekend. Not really. I just threw that (blame) in for old time's sake. (I'm pretty sure it was "Girl Afraid" I was listening to when I felt the infernal "PING" "YWANG" sensation. Yes. OF course I was in denial until I went to the doctor and he put me on pain meds. I've had a c-section for gosh sake.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 10:28 pm
No. 186 evil twin says:

Gosh????,bbb? The world has ended for all intents and purposes. Help me, Tom Cruise!

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 10:29 pm
No. 187 evil twin says:

I'm still in denial. This is a publicity stunt, right?

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 10:30 pm
No. 188 sar says:

Maybe this comes from my indoctrination with parables as a kid, but I feel shitty being the only one who hasn't said thank you.

Thank you Cord, Whittle, commentators, Molly, etc etc and kind of thank you Jossip although you have very recently ruined my life and I hate you. For at least a week. Thanks though.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 10:31 pm
No. 189 payter says:

Have we thought of all the options here?
What if we had a bake sale? I got some rum balls to sell. And they are goooood.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 10:32 pm
No. 190 evil twin says:

Cord, thanks for your "best." I mean it.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 10:33 pm
No. 191 Chelsea - PETA Protector says:

Ok, now that it's over, can the DC hags PUH-LEASE get together?

http://www.myspace.com/chelseaisgnarly

Seriously. Let's hook it up.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 10:36 pm
No. 192 ManBearPig says:

I'd like to say, "Thank you!" but I will probably get a crazy Alanis inflection.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 10:38 pm
No. 193 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

I think Cord planned it this way. (Why do I feel like Beetleguese?) I get injured, get drunk, and reek havoc on MG. ARRGGHHHH!!!!

And here is the song of my life:

Frankly, Mr. Shankly, this position I've held
It pays my way, and it corrodes my soul
I want to leave, you will not miss me
I want to go down in musical history

Frankly, Mr. Shankly, I'm a sickening wreck
I've got the 21st century breathing down my neck
I must move fast, you understand me
I want to go down in celluloid history, Mr. Shankly

Fame, Fame, fatal Fame
It can play hideous tricks on the brain
But still I'd rather be Famous
Than righteous or holy, any day
Any day, any day

But sometimes I'd feel more fulfilled
Making Christmas cards with the mentally ill
I want to live and I want to Love
I want to catch something that I might be ashamed of

Frankly, Mr. Shankly, this position I've held
It pays my way and it corrodes my soul
Oh, I didn't realise that you wrote poetry
I didn't realise you wrote such bloody awful poetry, Mr. Shankly

Frankly, Mr. Shankly, since you ask
You are a flatulent pain in the arse
I do not mean to be so rude
Still, I must speak frankly, Mr. Shankly

Oh, give us your money !

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 10:40 pm
No. 194 ManBearPig says:

I'd also like to say, "Goodbye to you.." but then I don't really want to sing about birth control.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 10:42 pm
No. 195 evil twin says:

Then how about, "I AM the warrior!" No?

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 10:45 pm
No. 196 evil twin says:

Shootin' at the walls of heartache! Pyoo, Pyoo!

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 10:46 pm
No. 197 bvg04 says:

I've never posted on here before but I just wanted to take the time to say thank you for all of your intelligent gossip and commentary. I've really enjoyed reading this site almost every day and there will be definitely be a void now that it's gone. Good luck to you and Whitney in all you do!

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 10:46 pm
No. 198 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

MPB. Every time I think of Alanis, I think of that horrible Alanis Morrissette song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbn8dUoflvw
That's an MG staple there.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 10:46 pm
No. 199 evil twin says:

Classic. I heart '91.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 10:48 pm
No. 200 evil twin says:

Two-hundredth!!!!1one!!!11!

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 10:48 pm
No. 201 bonchance says:

this site has me rolling on the floor with its sarcasm and wit not to just celebrities but also trying to be in the news as well, sucks that good things like this have to go. no one can love arrested development as much as this site can

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 10:49 pm
No. 202 SeaKat says:

Sprout - many, many thanks. It's so sad to know that I'll never get closer than a nomination, but in some ways I'll just treasure your nomination all the more.

Hey, guys — I dedicate this Nommie to Cord, Whittle and the OG Molly — thanks for the chuckles, guffaws, chortles and snorts. And for all the inappropriate pee.

Also, I really hope you're reading these. If you guys ever have a George Bailey moment, you can just come on by this post and know, GOSH, you DID make a difference!

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 10:49 pm
No. 203 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

And then there's the finale. I'm crying like a baby now…

I Know It's Over

Lyrics by Stephen Morrissey
Music by Johnny Marr

Oh Mother, I can feel the soil falling over my head
And as I climb into an empty bed
Oh well. Enough said.
I know it's over - still I cling
I don't know where else I can go
Oh …
Oh Mother, I can feel the soil falling over my head
See, the sea wants to take me
The knife wants to slit me
Do you think you can help me ?
Sad veiled bride, please be happy
Handsome groom, give her room
Loud, loutish lover, treat her kindly
(Though she needs you
More than she loves you)
And I know it's over - still I cling
I don't know where else I can go
Over and over and over and over
Over and over, la …
I know it's over
And it never really began
But in my heart it was so real
And you even spoke to me, and said :
"If you're so funny
Then why are you on your own tonight ?
And if you're so clever
Then why are you on your own tonight ?
If you're so very entertaining
Then why are you on your own tonight ?
If you're so very good-looking
Why do you sleep alone tonight ?
I know …
'Cause tonight is just like any other night
That's why you're on your own tonight
With your triumphs and your charms
While they're in each other's arms…"
It's so easy to laugh
It's so easy to hate
It takes strength to be gentle and kind
Over, over, over, over
It's so easy to laugh
It's so easy to hate
It takes guts to be gentle and kind
Over, over
Love is Natural and Real
But not for you, my love
Not tonight, my love
Love is Natural and Real
But not for such as you and I, my love
Oh Mother, I can feel the soil falling over my head
Oh Mother, I can feel the soil falling over my head
Oh Mother, I can feel the soil falling over my head
Oh Mother, I can feel the soil falling over my …
Oh Mother, I can feel the soil falling over my head
Oh Mother, I can even feel the soil falling over my head
Oh Mother, I can feel the soil falling over my head
Oh Mother, I can feel the soil falling over my …

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 10:51 pm
No. 204 poo says:

It hasn't been a good day. I'm broken reading this.

I will miss you all. This was fun.

The world really is falling apart

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 10:52 pm
No. 205 maria says:

it's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday…:(

haiku contests were
always fun for me to be
a part of, so long.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 10:54 pm
No. 206 evil twin says:

NoNOnoNONONONONONOONONNNOOOOO!

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 10:54 pm
No. 207 Stoney says:

Thank you thank you for this site.

Is this the countdown to when we refresh and get an error message? I just may cry.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 11:02 pm
No. 208 payter says:

I never tried one of these: not even sure if I got it right… I bow down to all you haiku gods and goddesses.

Cord says it is time
to say goodbye now, I say
When does Rosie O sing

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 11:05 pm
No. 209 evil twin says:

Stoney, you cunt, you better be at Jossip on Monday!

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 11:07 pm
No. 210 evil twin says:

Good night, John-Boy!

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 11:09 pm
No. 211 janice says:

::throws temper tantrum::

I DON'T WANNA GOOOOOOO!!! You can't make me! You're not the boss of me!!

::throwing fists::

P_W: If, by some hazard you get this before the portal closes: Jossip. I'll see you there. We'll drink as the government falls apart!

Okay, back to tantruming.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 11:11 pm
No. 212 ManBearPig says:

It's always too hot, but never too cold.
You should make your best shot too hot to hold.
You're never too young, or too old.
Remember, Cord, you gotta go for gold.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 11:11 pm
No. 213 Stoney says:

You can count on this cunt to be there.

*sobbing*

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 11:12 pm
No. 214 Stoney says:

"This is our last goodbye
I hate to feel the love between us die.
But it's over
Just hear this and then I'll go:
You gave me more to live for,
More than you'll ever know…"

RIP Jeff Buckey and Mollygood!!

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 11:14 pm
No. 215 theresa crane says:

super lame!

whitney, thanks for posting my nick lachey celeb encounter. in that moment, i too, was a celeb to the five people i told at work.LOL

thanks for all the laughs…you all are HIGHlarious.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 11:19 pm
No. 216 maria says:

this is what it must have felt like to have been in the great depression. except they were starving and we are just nostalgic.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 11:19 pm
No. 217 shu_shu says:

So can I pout…I can't get Jossip to work! Did we break it???? Dammit. This is why mom never let me have anything nice!

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 11:23 pm
No. 218 SeaKat says:

Second that, ET.

Don't make me chase you hags down. I gots 2 dogs and I'm fairly certain that I can train them to detect the scent of snark.

::stops in tracks::

Holy shit. You guys don't think this is the work of the Rosassains, do you?

If so:

FAT(ty)WA!

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 11:36 pm
No. 219 kmb says:

no, no, no, no, no. I am heartbroken. Before Cord took over (I loved Molly too, but she was different), I didn't think there was such a thing as an intelligent gossip site. I'm so sad.

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 11:44 pm
No. 220 Emily says:

I'm so sad this is happening. :(

I might have to print off this last post and put it on my wall, where I definitely DON'T have a cord shrine. not even a modestly sized one.
…if I did have one, though, this wouldn't be enough to get me to take it down!

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 11:48 pm
No. 221 Be Adequite! says:

Peace out bitches. BALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Dec 5, 2008 at 11:54 pm
No. 222 Stay, see? says:

Because I am so very bad at goodbyes, I've been trying to find the earliest existing MG page. I believe it's this one: http://www.mollygood.com/page/552/

I didn't find Molly's original "Welcome to the new Mollygood!" but there is a good old fashioned "Nicole Richie is really skinny." Ah, memories.

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 12:05 am
No. 223 SNTN says:

I'll be following you to Jossip - I've enjoyed your candor, classiness and cleverness for the last two years! You took a great site and made it even better.

Best of all luck.

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 12:20 am
No. 224 Danny says:

this is seriously depressing. Mollygood, my 2nd favorite website. Why do the good die young?

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 12:23 am
No. 225 Melissa says:

I'm more upset by this than by losing my job.

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 12:43 am
No. 226 Ruby Jackson says:

No no no no no no noooooooooo!!!!!

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 1:16 am
No. 227 Susan Wingerter says:

Fare Thee well, Cord & Whitney….many a laugh I've had with you and I will miss this site so.

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 1:26 am
No. 228 Sarah says:

well, that was a LOT of posts to go through all at once, and goddamn if you bitches didn't make me cry. This time, my eyes are peeing, rather than the other way around.

I don't like this. I don't like it one bit.

Also, it's the internets, right? So won't this exist forever? Even if there are no more new posts to respond to, it's not like the whole damn thing can just be torn down, right? So, technically, can't we all make irreverent comments on these here posts, even though they'll be completely irrelevant in about a week?

Anyway. I'll be moving to Jossip with the other Hags. And there's a whole bunch of you that I hope will be there too (and may already be, since I was so busy reading this to read the eleventy thousand posts over there yet) - but SeaKat and Payter, you're both at the top of my list of MG peeps I don't want to lose touch with. So, please don't leave Jossip Initiatives.

The trolls can suck it. Especially the Rosassins.

God I'm going to miss this place.
I hate this.

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 1:53 am
No. 229 Sarah says:

OH! And BunchOfElves. Elves! Don't go! Just move to Jossip with us!

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 1:54 am
No. 230 cc says:

I haven't read this site since Molly left

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 2:33 am
No. 231 Cynthia says:

I am/was a mostly quiet reader, save for the lone comment I made re: Cord's post on Tracy Chapman. Because Tracy Chapman's AWESOME, of course. Anyway. It is truly heartening to know that there are people like myself who appreciated the grace and dignity of this site. It just wasn't like any other gossip site. It really was its own entity. And if there are Brooklyn area readers who are interested in getting together for a drink in *real life*, let's figure this shit out before this site goes the way of the dodo. And this in includes you, Cord and Whitney! Much love.

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 4:31 am
No. 232 stopthemowglimadness says:

not true, you're reading this site right now!

it's late o'clock in cabo and i'm sad.

did i say thank you? did i say it non-alanisly?

i'm wringing my hands. i looking down at my hands and i… and i…

::clears throat::

If I could tell the hags just one thing
It would be that we're all OK
And not to worry 'cause worry is wasteful
And useless in times like these
I won't be made useless
I won't be idle with despair
I will gather myself around my hags
For light does the darkness most fear
My hands are small, I know
But they're not yours, they are my own
But they're not yours, they are my own
And I am never broken
Poverty stole your golden shoes
It didn't steal your laughter
And heartache came to visit me
But I knew it wasn't ever after
We'll fight, not out of spite
For someone must stand up for what's right
'Cause where there's a hag who has no voice
There ours shall go singing
My hands are small I know
But they're not yours, they are my own
But they're not yours, they are my own
I am never broken
In the end only kindness matters
In the end only kindness matters
I will get down on my knees, and I will drink
I will get down on my knees, and I will drink
I will get down on my knees, and I will drink
My hands are small I know
But they're not yours, they are my own
But they're not yours, they are my own
And I am never broken
My hands are small I know
But they're not yours, they are my own
But they're not yours, they are my own
And I am never broken
We are never broken
We are Mollygood's eyes
Mollygood's hands
Mollygood's mind
We are Mollygood's eyes
Mollygood's hands
Mollygood's heart
We are Mollygood's eyes
Mollygood's hands
Mollygood's eyes
We are Mollygood's hands
We are Mollygood's hands

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 4:53 am
No. 233 kyliedust says:

Damn, I am really sorry. This was my favourite "celebrity Blog" because it was different. I loved Cord??s covering of the campaign. (that had nothing to do with celebrities, but it was refreshing)
Sad.

Take care

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 4:59 am
No. 234 MissKnownUnKnown says:

Sad thing to hear. I'm gonna miss this site..one of my favourites on the net.

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 5:12 am
No. 235 MissKnownUnKnown says:

I want to leave you with one of my favourite songs, perfect for this (sad) occasion:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmS41_JdVLg

Goodbye Mollygood, it's going to hurt to remove your bookmark.

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 5:19 am
No. 236 raincoaster says:

From a fellow gossip blogger:

You guys were class. You will be missed, and there is no-one who can step into your shoes.

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 6:03 am
No. 237 evil twin says:

Are we still here?

Good, cuz I'm not done. I came here to drink coffee and cry some more, and the coffee's not done yet.

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 7:52 am
No. 238 Leslie B says:

So sad. I guess I will go try jossip on for size.

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 7:54 am
No. 239 ChoniBaretz says:

This is a total bummer–Good luck, Cord and Whitney, the two of you did a great job while it lasted! It was better and different from other "celebrity blogs," thank you for the good times, I will pour a 40oz into the ground now. Goodbye fellow hags, alcoholics, haiku poets, snarky and clever commentators and evil geniuses. Goodbye Reba.

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 9:21 am
No. 240 payter says:

Sarah - no need to worry! I already unpacked my bags at Jossip!
I refuse to leave! What would I do with my extra Mollygood time? Clean. Then people would have way too high of expectations for me and I just don't want to start that kind of trend.
With all the hags at Jossip I am hoping for the internet to remain the vast time sucker it has always been.
Plus who would ignore my children?

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 9:48 am
No. 241 payter says:

Is this the sign? Wordpress is giving me hell and that may be the sound of the hag portal closing….gotta slip one last comment in the slight crack you hags left with that chewing gum wedge.
Sarah I will never leave you! I will be at Jossip, wasting time as always. Without Mollygood I might start doing things like being productive, cleaning the house obsessively, and playing trains with my kids. That would definetly set the bar way too high for me, and I prefer my families expectations to be a bit lower.
Long live MG!!

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 9:52 am
No. 242 payter says:

I kind of feel like that was a goodbye kiss from Wordpress. I didn't think it posted so I rewrote it and now I look like a complete idiot.

I swear it didn't post the first time!! Damn you Wordpress for not allowing us to post certain words and forcing me to post two very similar comments.
What is that? You can say those certain words at Jossip? WOOO WOOO!!

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 9:55 am
No. 243 rhinna says:

Gonna miss you two - I loved your wit, dry humor and wry sarcasm. You're on my quick links…meh!

Guess I'll leave you with a haikku (I never won any of those damn contests, so I won't say it's a good one)

Good bye Cord, Whitney
We'll miss your gay repartee
Cyberspace sucks now :(

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 9:58 am
No. 244 evil twin says:

It's still here! Maybe it'll be up all weekend?

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 10:14 am
No. 245 Karin says:

Hi Cord and Whitney,

I wasn't one who posted in the comments, but I read your site every day. This is the only celeb site with any class, and I hope you are both very proud of what you made here. I wish you both the best and I look forward to reading your blog, Cord.

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 10:19 am
No. 246 Stay, see? says:

You don't really think they'll tear it down, do you? I envision an endless shrine, with the occasional comments continuing to infinity. We can all meet back here on December 5, 2018. Maybe one of us will be blind, and it can be a whole Affair to Remember. Or we can skip the blindness, and just meet up for drinks, whatever works for people.

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 10:20 am
No. 247 evil twin says:

We'll all be blind by Tuesday with the pinkness of Jossip, so that part is taken care of.

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 10:26 am
No. 248 mrs favre says:

bye good

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 10:45 am
No. 249 Stay, see? says:

ET — Here, here. God, I hate pink.

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 10:48 am
No. 250 Frunced says:

This is terrible. This was the only gossip site I ever liked! Good bye, take care.

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 10:59 am
No. 251 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

Ok. Now that I've had some sleep and sobered up, you want to know who I blame for this mess? Karl Rove. Seriously. True story.

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 11:09 am
No. 252 evil twin says:

Well, he is The Architect, so I understand where you'd get that impression. Personally, I blame Matt.

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 11:11 am
No. 253 Ireland says:

I've never posted on this site, but like a lot of people here I've been reading since the days of Molly. I've thoroughly enjoyed all of the posts and comments, you hags are hilarious!! This site never disappoints, the times I've cried from laughing too hard are too numerous to count. Best of luck to Cord and Whitney, and to everyone else that's been negatively affected by this terrible economic situation. I wish you all prosperous 2009!!

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 11:15 am
No. 254 feedee says:

I am heartbroken,
I loved you every single day, but most of all during the election.
I will always miss you.
Now it's just wwtdd and sometimes that one freaks me out.
Please don't break up with me. I'll do anything.

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 11:17 am
No. 255 Ireland says:

Oh yeah, and Cord, please do keep up with KatK. Reading that while you were overseas with your father was truly inspiring. I hope that you'll continue some Mollygood traditions there or over at Jossip. I will certainly be switching over to both sites!!

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 11:20 am
No. 256 Ed says:

I can't believe I'm able to write after pounding my head against the wall for the past 30 min. from reading this post. I guess it would've been a little more aching & sexy and less desperate & clingy if my walls weren't made of solid concrete.

*sigh* what else could I do to erase the memories of times gone and future life without Mollygood. The oncoming seizures might help but it's as if someone has taken a good whiskey out of my hand mid-sip and said it's to be my last without so much as an AA meeting to score some lame sex in.

Structured denizens of unemployment, oh where will we go. Is there no place anymore for us?

-I guess I'll step back into the shadows and wait until others see the aliens (Britney, Hilton, Lohan, Cruises, cast members of the Hills, etc…) for what they truly are.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsZpdUUdd3I

p.s.- cord, you're adorableness was especially cruel.

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 11:34 am
No. 257 Amy Grindhouse says:

I adored this site, whatever shall I do?

You were different and will be sorely missed. Hope all goes well on the remaining sites, Cord.

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 1:03 pm
No. 258 burton21 says:

Fuck this man, I'm gonna miss this. Damn you economy.

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 1:05 pm
No. 259 evil twin says:

For maria: The birth of "Hags."

http://www.mollygood.com/dont-.....ment-36087

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 1:27 pm
No. 260 ilnazhad says:

Sorry you have to go through all this tosh, Cord.

You cover world issues well. You cover manpris and cleavage well. You???re the only person I (don???t actually) know who is so superb at both. I???m going to get really cheesy now???. But I see you as the quintessential model citizen. Like I should, I look up to Noam Chomsky and Martin Luther King and yaknowyaknow. But it???s hard to know how to handle little things with integrity. And when one worries about the implications of little things, a lot of people criticize him or her for being overly analytical. (For example, I get told a lot that I should wear makeup more often. Maybe if I didn???t hear a male like disparage makeup, I would come the conclusion that maybe I *am* too radical.) You???re also evidence that you don???t have to be a world leader or something to want to be fully dignified. So now when someone goes ???dude, it doesn???t matter, you???re not MLK??? I can go ???but I???m a CORD MOTHERFUCKING JEFFERSON, COCK SPROUT.??? Cord! You???re like a real-life Atticus Finch who cusses and drinks way more and would hate to be an attorney. I give you an eleven out of ten.

I know I am far from being a Cord Motherfuckin??? Jefferson, though. Like, really far. The MG threads are like my log of how much of a fucked up addict I was (OK, it???s been less than a week). And although I don???t actually think blog comments are significant, mine have become significant to me because they prove how much of a humiliation I became. And if my comments disturbed you because they were so vulgar, they scare me much more. Most of all, I want to apologize to the editors for sending freaky, inebriated e-mails. Yikes.

And for the hags??? it???s hard to care for adults who constantly and baselessly accused you of being an imposter, but I think some of you dudes are hilarious. I hope you enjoy Jossip just as much.

I was hoping this would be more freeing,
Ilnaz

PS
I don???t actually like golden showers/the idea of golden showers.
PPS
Feel free to mock my lame sentimentality.

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 1:34 pm
No. 261 coexxi says:

Wow… I will miss this site. And I just started to read Stereohyped as well.

Best wishes to you, Cord… I hope you will find something else for your creative site.

And I will miss the funny posts and discussions going on here.

I hope to "see" some of you on Jossip.

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 1:51 pm
No. 262 ilnazhad says:

Cord said "love you"!

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 1:56 pm
No. 263 Mitchell09 says:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 2:20 pm
No. 264 mae says:

You really are bat shit nutty, ilz.

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 2:28 pm
No. 265 karisitah says:

Cord:

I believe I speak for a lot of people when I say that your avoidance of "easy jokes and crassness" was certainly not a detriment. It is what set this site apart from others. Let's face it, the celeb world of decadence and vapid behavior is easy to mock and make base, crass and common jokes at. However, it takes a strong personality, creativity and wit to make it amusing. This site was brain candy at its finest…I think that's what we all liked about the Mollygood…it was never (well, hardly ever) about the cheap laughs and bawdy content, but about the silly creativity and intelligent banter. I stumbled upon Mollygood in the days of Molly, and have been hooked. I'm not much for "the internets" but this site always managed to give me worthwhile distraction and lots of laughter.

Let's see what Jossip has to offer.

K

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 2:32 pm
No. 266 Nancy says:

This is heartbreaking! Stereohyped and Mollygood were (are) the best blogs around. Cord, you are one of the most engaging, thought-provoking, and at times, infuriating writers (bloggers?)that I have ever had the joy of reading. I will be visiting your blog regularly awaiting updates.

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 2:40 pm
No. 267 Run-DMS says:

Such sad news. You're my kinda gossip monger, Mr. Jefferson, and I'm gonna miss this site more than words could say.
Good luck to you and Whitney!

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 3:25 pm
No. 268 Sugar Magnolia is Sad says:

Even though I haven't been around much lately, I will miss you guys and gals… especially my hags!

Whittle… good luck in finding a non-gay future husband. I just KNOW he's out there some where. Cord… I'm printing out that picture and taping it my wall.

Many hugs!

Sugar

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 3:44 pm
No. 269 I.L.L. says:

Add me to the list of lurkers who will miss this place. I got here thru Stereohyped's (RIP) blog roll and stayed for Cord's writing. Sometimes something crazy would happen in celebrity/political news and I'd come here just to see what Cord had to say about it. I never felt cool enough to comment here, but I still loved the camaraderie of this community.

I'll head over to Jossip, and maybe this time join in the fun.

Best of luck to both of you.

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 4:06 pm
No. 270 KofT says:

I'm really sorry, surprised and saddened to read that this is the end of Mollygood.

This is the only celebrity blog I've ever found to be worth commenting on, never mind reading on a consistent basis.

I've greatly enjoyed reading your articles (yours too, Whitney), which I've found to be insightful and well-written, again atypical to the gossip scene.

I'll very much miss reading you both, and wish you success on your own terms, happiness and health, and hope to see you around the Web in future.

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 4:37 pm
No. 271 Roberta says:

It sucks that the site is closing. It's a shame :( I really liked reading your posts. Can we talk you out of this? Good luck to both of you, I'll be visiting you at Jossip :)

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 5:15 pm
No. 272 Amera says:

I was shocked but not surprised with Stereohyped and said to myself, well, at least MG will be around. Ugh.

This was a long week and the end of these witty blogs sealed its fate. You will be missed.

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 5:19 pm
No. 273 Surgeonsgirl says:

Like I said in the previous post,
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 5:53 pm
No. 274 sar says:

Cord will never want for job references thanks to these comments… assuming he can prove Mollygood ever existed.

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 7:45 pm
No. 275 rumour has it says:

Good music choices Cord. Perfect accompaniment while reading the responses. Although I haven`t gotten through all 200 plus.

Even though it`s sad we won`t have Mollygood anymore, at least I can follow Cord and the rest of you like a lost puppy dog over to the Jossip site. I`ll start checking out Kidney and the Kingdom again.

Best of luck Cord, that you are as successful and loved over at Jossip and your new position as you were here with us. Just don`t go breaking my heart again.

Where will Whitney go?? (sorry that ?? is a question mark. I don`t know why my keyboard is defying me) Will she be at Jossip too?? I really do need Whitney`s brand of reports. I too would sit at my computer at home with my cat laughing at the things I read on here.

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 8:09 pm
No. 276 rumour has it says:

Damnit I made a typo. That`s how upset I am!

It should say, "Best of luck Cord! I hope that you are as…"

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 8:18 pm
No. 277 lava says:

geez am i late to the game.

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Posted: Dec 6, 2008 at 8:27 pm
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