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Hey! Here’s a photo of leathered monster Hulk Hogan working suntan lotion deep into the vulnerable spots of daughter Brooke’s hind parts. We’re not parents, but we don’t think he should be doing that. What say you?

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Apr 29, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 24 Responses
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Comments (24)

No. 1 SeriousStyle says:

Are we sure that’s Brooke? It could be his new girlfriend that looks creepily like Brooke.

And now that I said that, I’m not sure which is worse.

Fucking ew.

Posted: Apr 29, 2008 at 9:27 am
No. 2 Danny says:

he needs to just give her the shocker already and get it over with.

Posted: Apr 29, 2008 at 9:29 am
No. 3 Kitchy says:

I was going to say what SS did. His girlfriend looks exactly like Brooke.

Posted: Apr 29, 2008 at 12:41 pm
No. 4 Katie says:

I think I’ve seen the other photos from this day and that’s his effing daughter. Ew!

Posted: Apr 29, 2008 at 1:02 pm
No. 5 Addicted to Addiction says:

From the look of the sheen on her feet, he oiled her from head to toe. No doubt about it - creeps.

Posted: Apr 29, 2008 at 1:06 pm
No. 6 Billy says:

nothing wrong with this….I’ve baby oiled my daughters bottom loads of times..granted she was a baby at the time…but hey… so what.

Posted: Apr 29, 2008 at 1:06 pm
No. 7 Addicted to Addiction says:

Ummmmmmm, big difference. Why not wipe her ass while you’re at it?

Posted: Apr 29, 2008 at 1:18 pm
No. 8 gayledi says:

At least he didn’t lock her in the basement. That guy makes Hulk Hogan look like Father knows best!

Posted: Apr 29, 2008 at 1:44 pm
No. 9 Billy says:

“big difference”…no not really…she will always be my baby and I find nothing wrong with putting sun protection on her nether regions.

Posted: Apr 29, 2008 at 1:47 pm
No. 10 pp says:

Maybe he is just tuckung her testicles back in for her.

Posted: Apr 29, 2008 at 1:51 pm
No. 11 jbonz says:

Good one PP!

Posted: Apr 29, 2008 at 1:54 pm
No. 12 Addicted to Addiction says:

HA! That looks about right. I kind of like Brooke, so I feel a little bad ragging on her, but really, It looks like he’s about to “let a digit slip.”

Posted: Apr 29, 2008 at 1:56 pm
No. 13 pp says:

*Tucking* Thx jbonz.

Posted: Apr 29, 2008 at 2:12 pm
No. 14 YerMom says:

Why would you even want your Dad to oil your ass, even if he offered? No thanks Old Man.

Posted: Apr 29, 2008 at 3:09 pm
No. 15 lale says:

You know, they have spray suntan lotion now, so that no skin-to-skin contact is even necessary.

p.s. Why are they out at a pool? Don’t they have one in their own home?

Posted: Apr 29, 2008 at 3:15 pm
No. 16 stopthemadness says:

@pp

commie.

Posted: Apr 29, 2008 at 3:23 pm
No. 17 Helen Skor says:

I agree, stopthemadness. PP definitely deserves a commie for that one.

Posted: Apr 29, 2008 at 3:37 pm
No. 18 cdd says:

It is Brooke and not the girlfriend:

http://jezebel.com/385202/hulk.....m-daughter

Brooke’s suit has the ties on the side, the gf’s don’t.

Ugh, so fucking weird. Bad enough your dad is dating a girl that looks like you, worse that he massages your ASS!

Posted: Apr 29, 2008 at 4:00 pm
No. 19 Kitchy says:

You know, it’s really gross when people have to narrow it down to where the ties are on your bathing suit in order to tell the difference between your girlfriend and your daughter, Hulk.

Posted: Apr 29, 2008 at 4:41 pm
No. 20 Mammoth says:

Barfing and laughing simultaneously rocks! Thanks guys.

Posted: Apr 29, 2008 at 5:38 pm
No. 21 Lisa (#1) says:

Well, he is using the back of the hand, maybe making it more chaste? Unless that’s his pimp hand. Brother.

Posted: Apr 29, 2008 at 6:08 pm
No. 22 Sally says:

Oh. No. He. Didn’t. Grooossss. I think beyond the age of oh I don’t know…say FIVE, fathers need to be sticking their hands in their daughters ass cracks.

Posted: Apr 29, 2008 at 6:14 pm
No. 23 Lily the Pink says:

pp: *applause*

Posted: Apr 29, 2008 at 7:44 pm
No. 24 iadoreamore says:

there’s been too much inter-familial inappropriateness for one week…i’m on incest overload mode…

Posted: Apr 29, 2008 at 9:26 pm
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