Headline on Your Shoulders was fantastic yesterday, not only because it was peppered with the wry wit we've all come to expect, but also because I think this may be the first time a winning entry scored a full 10 out of 10 points. Here it is, courtesy of Cheryl:
Next Thing You Know He'll Be Telling Us About His Guy-necologist.
Dare I say, the perfect headline? Damn fine work, Cheryl
New HOYS is after the jump.
Today, headline the news that Roseanne Barr is rumored to be the front runner in the race to fill Rosie O'Donnell's vacant seat on The View.
Gertrude Stein references will be highly favored. Fat jokes will be scorned unless they are very, very, very witty.
Do you have "wit" it takes?
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O'Donnell quits, The View lowers the Barr.
"Rosie O'Donnell to be replaced by generic version of herself"
They're not the same person?
Could Pete Wentz be any less Punk rock and any more in love with himself? Mother Effer makes Avril look like Johnny F*cking Rotten.
Roseanne or Rosie
poor composition with no
explanation
Rosie left to write
her autobiography
Rosie O talks less
Star Spangled Banner
to many of the viewers
Star's vocals better
in a remarkably cost effective move, Roseanne Barr has been hire to portray BOTH clashing personalities
No explanation for my not READING the requirements. Sorry.
Can you tell I prefer the haikus? Can ya? huh, huh?
roseann barr: she may not be a lesbian, but she's gonna love The View they offer her.
Why even bother? Kimberly's, the first one I may add, nailed it - cept I like Roseanne better than Rosie. Le sigh. But, to fulfull the post's hint: A Rose is anne rose is anne rose?
Chubby loud-mouth Rosie to be replaced with, er, another chubby loud-mouthed Rosie.
A suggestion: post the winning headline above the picture so it looks authentic. It just loses a little something when it's just part of the text below. Also, the winner can bask in their victory and feel like a real Mollygood-er.
I totally agree with both Lisa#1 and MaryWoo. Kimberley wins, and put it above the photo.
(I won the last one, so I'm feeling a little high and mighty ;).)
A Rose By Any Other Name… Doesn't Make The Show Any Better.
Another Rose chosen to be resident "thorn-in-the-side" on The View .
ABC Tells Rosie to Eat It: O'Donnell Bolts; Barr Takes Literally
2. Poor decisions: A rose by anyother name would smell as sweet…
3. ABC prepares the old bait and switch, hopes views wont notice