Popular Hirudinea Proven to be More of a Sponge
The site is changed but the wit brought to Headline on Your Shoulders, apparently, remains the same. Really great entries, all.
I'm not ashamed to admit that I had to google "hirudinea" before choosing Lisa #1 as today's winner:
Popular Hirudinea Proven to be More of a Sponge
Very nice! By the way, a "hirudinea" is a leech).
New HOYS is after this jump.
Today, headline TMZ's story that Judge Michael T. Sauer, who sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in jail, received a standing ovation from the other parishioners at his church on Saturday.
"Hallelujah" and "amen" are decent starting points, but also very easy. Good luck!
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Judges Ruling Incites (Hypo)-Critical Mass
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On Saturday?
Jews for Jesus Judge and Jury; Unfortunately Not Exocutioner.
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Hatered of Paris Universally Understood - Even in Tongues.
Although lacking a possessive, I LOVE Bedbug's!
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Women (and men) kneel down before Judge after ruling; Paris didn't think of that.
Paris asks judge, God for fogiveness. God refuses saying, "Homie ain't that easy!"
Ok, last one:
Judge beginning to feel bad for Paris; Asks parishoners to donate Marborlo Reds, Valtrex for Paris' stay in the clink.
Here is the corrected version of No.1:
Judge's Ruling Incites (Hypo)-Critical Mass
Sorry for any confusion that may have caused.
Thanks to LisaNo.1 for pointing out that punctuation error.
Parishoners believe these will be the best 45 days since Moses wandered the desert!
Aw, Bedbugs! Now I feel like a major douche. Insert frowny face here. I make way too many mistakes to ever be the grammar police. I plead insanity for my momentary jerkiness.
I still like your headline best.
Were he alive, Congregants confirm what Jesus would indeed do.
Judge gives jail time- Paris(h) the thought.
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