What a day for Headline on Your Shoulders! I think it's safe to say that yesterday's were some of the best entries yet, encompassing everything from Biblical references to blow-job jokes (tastefully done).
It was close, but today's winner is bedbugsandballyhoo:
Judge’s Ruling Incites (Hypo)-Critical Mass
Very, very good work.
New HOYS is under here.
Come up with a punchy headline for the news that American Idol requested their upcoming guest performer, P!nk, change the lyrics to her song "U + Ur Hand" after they realized the tune referenced masturbation (what gave it away, guys?). P!nk—rebel that she is—refused to compromise her love of playing with herself, and she's instead chosen to perform the more family friendly "Who Knew."
There's a lot of room to work with on this one. Enjoy!
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AI Says, "Who Knew"? Everyone answers, "we did"!
American Idol Producers "Pink" After Near Boner
P!nk's U & UR Hand referncing masterbation, American Idol M!ssundaztood.
Lyric M!ssundastanding: Idol Not Tickled Pink.
In a preemptive strike American Idol also bans "Puff the Magic Dragon".
American Idol Demands Pink Give A "Bland Job"
Producers: Masturbation Un-American, Pink no Idol!
AI brings on "Professional Performers" for each show; P!nk M!ssunderstands.
Simon Turns 'P!nk' after Hearing Masturbation Song; Didn't Know She Was a He.
American Idols or Commie-Pink-O's?
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