Headline on Your Shoulders is like a caption contest but, instead of captioning the image given, you need to come up with a witty headline to accompany it. Keep it punny and—while it’s never preferable to share requests with Bill O’Reilly—we ask you to please, “keep it pithy.” And also, try to keep it interesting. What’s that mean? Well, let’s say the headline up above was “Gimme Headlines.” That’s a pun, and it’s succinct, but it’s not very interesting. Y’know?
Today's Headline on Your Shoulders winner is Dexter Street Lefty, with a very well used double entendre:
Davis Declares Flawed Sentence
Nicely done, Dexter, and without a single fat joke. That was impressive.
New HOYS is under the jump.
Now, headline Prince's new perfume, 3121, which its website declares is a "kaleidoscope of rich florals" and "Xquisite, Mysterious, Xotic."
I xpect some xcellent entries. Good use of song titles is recommended. Good luck!
Editor
Prince's Scent Sells Better than Xpected; Naysayers Forced to Eat Their Raspberry Berets
To avoid copyright/contractual snafus, Prince defies Corporate America by naming his new fragrance a number. Back up name, "Xtreme Arrogance".
Prince launches new fragrance, tries to relive his Purple Reign.
Prince smells Purple, looks yellow.
Party Like It's Flower Juice, Formerly Known as Pollen
Darling Stinky
Smell O the Times
Take Me With… Pheeew!
Prince Wants to Funk U Up
3121: Party like its 1999, smell like Peach.
3121, match your rasberry barret
3121-Selling like hotcakes in Xanadu.
Special Report-Xzibit beats the crap out of Prince for overuse of "X".
“Xquisite, Mysterious, Xotic.”, someone pass the ZanX
Prince's New Fragrance Endorphinmachine In A Bottle
Enigmatic Rock-Soul Icon's 3121 Perfume 2 Die 4
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Prince Can't Xscape Marketing Temptations, Xudes Xquisite 3121 Fragrance
Upon hearing this information, Paris Hilton told her cell mates "now lets see if he can really stink"
“3121 Flies Off The Shelves Like Doves!” Xclaims Darling Nikki
Controversy! Fans find Prince foray into fragrance game Xtremely Xcruciating