Headline on Your Shoulders is like a caption contest but, instead of captioning the image given, you need to come up with a witty headline to accompany it. Keep it punny and—while it’s never preferable to share requests with Bill O’Reilly—we ask you to please, “keep it pithy.” And also, try to keep it interesting. What’s that mean? Well, let’s say the headline up above was “Gimme Headlines.” That’s a pun, and it’s succinct, but it’s not very interesting. Y’know?
Today's Headline on Your Shoulders winner is kwyjibeau:
Prince’s Scent Sells Better than Xpected; Naysayers Forced to Eat Their Raspberry Berets
Excellent work!
New HOYS after the jump.
Headline the story that Rosie O'Donnell is claiming that Ellen DeGeneres is contractually obligated to avoid discussing any gay topics on her talk show. Of course, Rosie was probably busy the day Ellen filmed the show above, in which she has a frank discussion about the word "faggot" with TR Knight of Grey's Anatomy. That or she's just a rash idiot. Good luck with the headlines!
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Ellen's show entertaining without controversy, obnoxiousness; Girlfriend still hotter than Rosie's. Round 1: Ellen.
Rosie to Ellen: Straight Talk Aside, I ‘Faggot’ That Episode
Ellen Gay Despite Rosie.
Rosie next reveals Barbara Walters contractually obligated not to talk about sex life; World rejoices.
Rosie caught with foot in mouth, mouth protests full already
Ellen says, "Yep. She's an ass."