Headline on Your Shoulders is like a caption contest but, instead of captioning the image given, you need to come up with a witty headline to accompany it. Keep it punny and—while it’s never preferable to share requests with Bill O’Reilly—we ask you to please, “keep it pithy.” And also, try to keep it interesting. What’s that mean? Well, let’s say the headline up above was “Gimme Headlines.” That’s a pun, and it’s succinct, but it’s not very interesting. Y’know?

The winner of today's Headline on Your Shoulders is noonespecial who wittily found a way to use the word "faggot" in an inoffensive manner:

Rosie to Ellen: Straight Talk Aside, I ‘Faggot’ That Episode

Amazing work, noonespecial.

New HOYS is after the jump.

Today, headline TMZ's news that, during her commencement address at Howard University, Oprah Winfrey told the graduates of the black college that she had fulfilled one of her grandmother's wishes for her by getting a lot of "good white folks" working for her. Whoa! That's one way to alienate a large part of your fan base.

Certainly some great headlines can come of this. Good luck.

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