Headline on Your Shoulders is like a caption contest but, instead of captioning the image given, you need to come up with a witty headline to accompany it. Keep it punny and—while it’s never preferable to share requests with Bill O’Reilly—we ask you to please, “keep it pithy.” And also, try to keep it interesting. What’s that mean? Well, let’s say the headline up above was “Gimme Headlines.” That’s a pun, and it’s succinct, but it’s not very interesting. Y’know?
Today's Headline on Your Shoulders winner is hundamah:
9 out of 10 auctioneers agree: prurient interest is still interest
Well done, hundamah.
New HOYS after the jump.
Come up with a headline for TMZ's new Britney Spears post, which features photo after photo of Spears with a soda in her paw and beef grease glistening on her lips. Apparently she eats unhealthy food (get out) and here's the evidence. TMZ is boringly calling this "Britney's junk food addiction." That's easily beatable. Show some wits and headline this.
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Now-a-days, only thing 'Super' about Britney is her value meal.
Britney Spears is CRAZY for McDonnals.
Britney Solicits for Advertising Opportunites: "And it doesn't even make my ass fatter, y'all"
Britney still following in Justin's footsteps. At least she's "lovin it".
Newest McDonald's spokesperson says, "Just look what it's done for me, y'all!"
Britney planning mega-comeback, McDonalds asks, "Do you believe in magic?"
Britney frequents McDonalds in search of K-Fed
Britney bumbles, "Ya'll, I thought new fish net stockings were on the Big Mac aisle!"
Britney caught in rare moment, with her blue contacts out.
"Two All Beef Patties, Special Sauce, Britney's Cheese…"
Britney blurts, "Pigging Out is Way more fun than Wigging Out."
Spears confuses Kardashian's infamous Golden Showers and picks the Golden Arches instead.
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