Headline on Your Shoulders is like a caption contest but, instead of captioning the image given, you need to come up with a witty headline to accompany it. Keep it punny and—while it’s never preferable to share requests with Bill O’Reilly—we ask you to please, “keep it pithy.” And also, try to keep it interesting. What’s that mean? Well, let’s say the headline up above was “Gimme Headlines.” That’s a pun, and it’s succinct, but it’s not very interesting. Y’know?

Today’s winner of Headline on Your Shoulders is Danielle:

Britney planning mega-comeback, McDonald’s asks, “Do you believe in magic?”

Kudos to Danielle for remembering that McDonald’s has a history of annoying and inaccurate ad campaigns.

New HOYS after the jump.

Come up with a witty headline about eco-friendly Leonardo DiCaprio’s fuel burning hypocrisy, which a reporter recently questioned him about at Cannes:

When asked whether he took a private jet from New York to the French Riviera, a visibly annoyed DiCaprio snapped, “No, I took a train across the Atlantic,” before adding, “I try to travel commercial as much as I can.”

TMZ headlined this “DiCaprio Has Bad Case of Gas–Grrrrr!” That’s bad and easy. You can definitely do better than that. Good luck.

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