Headline on Your Shoulders is like a caption contest but, instead of captioning the image given, you need to come up with a witty headline to accompany it. Keep it punny and—while it’s never preferable to share requests with Bill O’Reilly—we ask you to please, “keep it pithy.” And also, try to keep it interesting. What’s that mean? Well, let’s say the headline up above was “Gimme Headlines.” That’s a pun, and it’s succinct, but it’s not very interesting. Y’know?
Today’s Headline on Your Shoulders winner is whatev:
DiCaprio replies, “It isn’t easy being green.”
Nicely done, whatev.
Here’s some shocking headline fodder: At a hearing yesterday, David Hasselhoff was given temporary full custody of his two children, despite the video evidence above of Hasselhoff being practically incapacitated in front of his daughter. Wow. How much of a disaster must the mother be to seem like a poorer choice for full-time guardian than the liquored up, shirtless junk food junkie? Good luck with this disaster.
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Judge evaluates Hoffs apology, agreeing “you should have used a fork and knife to eat that hamburger, but thats no reason to keep your kids away.”
Mrs. Hoff’s case falls apart like messy burger, David gets custody, orders pizza this time.
The Lesser Of Two Evils; Would You Like Fries With That?
Judge No “Simple Plan” Partisan; Favours “Lush” In Ruling
Well I was gonna post but dada_dene should win hands down. NICE!
Let’s try to be original people. Yesterday’s HOYS was pretty much ripped from ASL: http://socialitelife.com/2007/....._green.php
Judge sticks by old adage, ‘Don’t hassel the hoff.’
Verdict is in: fat, alcoholic, washed-up celebrity is better than no celebrity at all
HASSELHOFF GETS KIDS: “Hey, I admitted I should have used a fork for the burger!”
Hoff Will Take Verdict Lying Down, Prostrate With Joy.
Judge rethinks decision: Hasselhoff children awarded custody of their father.
WWDTD? - What Would Dave Thomas Do?