Welcome to My Dojo.

Tom Ford Perfume Campaign Not Finished Yet

Tyra Brings In Doctor To Prove Vagina Is Real

Okay Ladies, now grab your mirrors. Let's work on our inner Super Model.

Look at me you model bitches, I can shit fierce, that's FASHION!

I'd make one about her going undercover into the Matrix… but I didn't see the movie so I have no material.

imaginary toilet for imaginary poops: girls dont poop.

Tyra's Secret Passion: "I Always Wanted To Be A Sumo Wrestler"

Thanks for the teaser, Cord!
Best,
bedbugsandballyhoo

Banks Cops New Signature Pose; Modeling World is Tyrafied

I have one photo in my hand and one on the floor.

Tyra shows she really knows how to open up to her audience, Banks on it.

lale, yours is fierce!

Duh! this is the new Mc Donald's ad for "inner city"
locations, can you see the golden arches?

para pa pa pa, I'm diggin' it

Banks Emits Gas: Own Hair Blows in Wind

Tyra takes her fierceness to a new level, world continues not to care

actually it should be:
Tyra take her ferocity to a new level, world stiffles immature giggle.

Welcome to my America's Next Top Vagina y'all!

Signature Walk? OUT! Signature Squat? IN!

Once again Tyra Banks tries to show us what YouTube really means.

or

Veee–is for the very stupid pose she's showing off.

Aaaay–is for the After image of this that will be forever burned into your psyche and keep you awake for nights to come.

Geeee–is for the gag reflex you're having to suppress right now.

Iiii– I wish she'd shut the hell up and go away, how about you?

N–Naomi Campbell, please end her career now with one swift blow with a blackberry.

A–is for the anus she is exhibiting in so, so many ways.

Sure, it's probably not going to be a top 10 hit anytime soon, but I sing it in my heart everyday.

sounds catchy lily…make sure you have fity cent rap in the middle and it'll be a smash.

Tyra Banks shows girls the proper way to take a shit without ruining your couture

Sorry, but the first thing to come to mind is she looks like she's going to lay an egg or something.

The welcome to my dojo comment is hysterical.

Tyra to launch "Fierce: Hedwig, Interrupted" at Circle on the Round

"America's Next Top Pessary"

Janice, You one-upped me. Love the "wind in the hair." Miss Jay would be so proud.

Tyra's Twins Tower:
Apple Bottom Hits The Big Apple; New Yorkers Finally Panic

Lily—woot!
LOL!!
I'd buy the single!!!

Looks like she needs some medicinal compound, eh?

This pic is def for a mens magazine. She has her lgs spread so wide she is basically saying come and get it. Man I hope she doesn't smell. Those poor photographers. Ok that was a joke. Just don't want the other folks thinking I am a pig.

I'm actually pretty into the outfit. Or I would be if I was Blanche from The Golden Girls! Other than that though, I think she looks stunning.

…Stunningly BAD! I like her hair though… NOT! Alright, I got nothing.

SHE NEEDS TO WORK WITH HER EYES BETTER SHE AINT FIERCE ENOUGH

The invisible stool on trial.

She has really big feet.

When is she going to remember she hasn't been a model for at least a decade?

When did she realize that nobody is into clothing designed by Beyonce's mom?

lale, yours is beautiful on so many levels.

oohhh tyra. squat's new, pussycat?

ok, back to crying in my beer and nachos. auburn you suck.

She stole Lil Kim's most famous pose and made it fierce.

"i have one photo in my hand, and the other on the floor"

BWwwwwaaaahahahahahhaa…okay, that was funny.

Tara the talk show hosting so called super model has truly lost it (if she ever had it) upstairs.

Hey Tara, get a real job. Oh that's right. You can't do anything. Maybe you can can pose for Squat Magazine.

Devin, are you purposely saying her name wrong? I don't know your sense of humor yet.

Perhaps I don't want to. Ha ha!

"What's new Pussy Squat … woooh oooooh wooooh ooooh. What's new Pussy Squat … woooh ooooo wooooh ooooh". — Tom Jones song,1965