I’m afraid to trust again. What if I go to the trouble of coming up with hoys and am left flapping in the wind? Fool me once shame on me a fool me can’t get fooled again.

I’m not falling for your ruse this time around, Mr. Jefferson. Good day, sir.

i’m not going to even try if you can’t announce a winner for the tyra one. i’m offended i tell you! offended!

Whatever…

here’s a headline for you “cord to lazy to pick winner, asks hags to continue with HOYs anyways”

Yeah, I don’t think so.

Look how biter we’ve become. LOOK WHAT YOUR LOVE HAS DONE TO US! Are you happy now?

I’m sorry hags. I was watching a Danielle Steele movie. I got carried away.

Oooooh which one? I saw last night that Safe Harbor is coming out on DVD.

Melissa Gilbert, honey. Stop having work done.

“Headline on Your Shoulders is extremely infrequent and, because of this, a winner wasn’t announced for the last one, nor will it be.”

that shit just pisses me off. it translates into “i know you guys were wondering who won but i don’t give a shit”

fucking bunnie.

There were a lot of impressive ones last time…
But there is no reason to bother being decent and all, right?

Laura Bush asks United Arab panel to “save face” on breast cancer issues and “face the facts”. Panel obviously declines.

No hugs today.

And once again, we prove beyond any shadow of a doubt that Bunnie has absolutely no sense of humor, or any ability to detect sarcasm.

Well done, my friends. Well done.

Maria!!! We’re boycotting!!

Uuumm.. that’s pretty clever.

Gawd, I’m always “in the dark”, kinda like these Muslims, eh?

/low blow

well cord what did you expect? we complain because you start a competition called “headline on your shoulders” and then don’t post the winners. would it have killed you to pick a winner from the last one? no. but you decided you wouldn’t do it anyways. would you be a bit miffed if you had participated and then the editor just up and decided they didn’t feel like picking a winner? most definetly.

Nobody on this thread will be getting any, Commies™.

Cord, we’re not “complaining about everything.” Your decision to not take the time to pick a winner when so many of your devoted readers took the time to submit a headline is plain CHEAP. But, you’re right, expecting you to follow through with your promise is us “complaining about everything.”

“Who farted!?!?!”

I’m complaining because maria got Total Eclipse of the Heart stuck in my head.

Not it.

He who smelt it dealt it. You scamp.

HOLY SHIT! Mr. T! Sweetness!

Bush to UAE: Show Us Your Tits!

Does this Burka make my ass look fat?

I’m really bad at HOYS, but maybe someone could work in that Bush is a boob?

laura bush wonders “am i under-dressed?”

i just re-read cord’s comment… not even a “best.” He MUST be upset.

lol, Sug Mag. The “best” is a condescending “fuck you,” remember?
Even a “Best” couldn’t make that post sexy.

I hang around here too much…I think Cord and I have synchronized cycles. Yeah, I had a visitor this morning…but at least I’m not pregnant and having to go through the grossout that is childbirth. And I admit…I’ve been ESPECIALLY bitchy today.

“Laura Bush Fashion Icon: Xanax Face Is The New Black”

Bush In A Bottle: So we just sit here till someone makes a wish?

i think we caused cord to go on strike, i’ve noticed there hasn’t been another post since this one.

creepy, right after i posted that comment another thread appeared, get out of my head cord.

p.s. i love you and your posts cord, i wouldn’t give you shit if i didn’t like you.

Boobless in Burkas Bum Bush Out

Clunky, but it has been so looooong!

Baby steps to four o clock.

I think Cord is in a jackass mood today because he didn’t get tickets to the Morrisey concert. And if he did, Cord didn’t get to jump on stage and embrace him.

Maybe he did hug him. Morrisey’s bitchiness is contagious. I’m always shitty after listening to his music.

Seriously if he posts the “I wear black on the outside because I feel black on the inside” again I will have to stab myself in the thigh. I swear some third-grader I babysit came up with that exact line. Except it goes “I wear black on the outside because Cord was half-assing posts using banal lyrics.”

I was going to post a comment, but I better not. I was just going to complain about everything. You know, the intense, pretend rivalry around here brings that out in me. But I do wonder if Cord is tryng to win a “Commie” with his comment. :-)

“Oh Fuck.”

Does anyone else think she resembles Jack Nicholson as “the Joker” in this photo?

Will you be my friend, queencrone? =)

I just have that song from Sesame Street running through my head:

One of these things is not like the others.
One of these things just isn’t the same.

“I’LL BE BACK….I GOTTA GO CHANGE REAL QUICK”

‘Fool you”? “Ruse”? If you don’t want to participate, then don’t; that’s more than fine. But if you like to absurdly pretend that there’s some rivalry going on here, just so you can complain about everything, don’t even bother commenting.’

Nice, Cord. If people are THAT upset about 1 HOYS not being chosen, they need to get lives…

Ilnazhad, I would be honored. :-)

First time poster…here are my entries:

Laura wonders “Do they even have breasts under there?”

Quips Laura “They’d never make the dallas cowboys cheerleaders dressed like that!”

“Maybe if I get a full masectomy I can stop wearing this ridiculous burka?”

“Breast-Cancer themed porno a huge hit due to black breasts and a huge bush!”

Holla said, Bush. I’m 8 years old.

Hey Sugar, It goes:

3 of these things belong together, 3 of these things are kind of the same. But one of these things just doesn’t belong here, now it’s time to play our game! it’s time to play our game!

More useless information my brain soaked up instead of algebra…

Algebra doesn’t teach you how to get along with your neighbors. I’m still working on it. I guess I, “Don’t play well with others.”.

Eeks, you’re probably right. I have thought about getting a life, but it wears me out. I am Just Too Lazy.

I would be extremely happy if I could find the remote control.

will you wish death on our unborn children if we don’t get lives and continue to eat meat eeks?

THAT’S IT!!! Thank you and YEA Holla! Are you going to stick around become one of the hags?!

I don’t think I have any unborn children at this point. However, I pledge to continue to eat meat though. Is that right? I also pledge to continue to drink beer.

Fo shizzle I will stick around. I work therefore I screw around on the internet…

This is my job. I don’t get paid or anything but I always show up on time.

good holla, i like you, you’re alright.

Well, I’ve only actually only been serious on here a hand full of times. And it was about things like the music industry, or childbirth. In case it has been misinterpreted by anyone, all the jabs and jibes are just that, all in fun. I come here to bullshit all my worries away.

it’s all good bb&b, you’re a cool cat. ;)
i wouldn’t wish death on your unborn children if you wanted to have a steak or prefer to not have a life.

I’m only bitter when bitches steal my crowns. Then it’s go time.

Laura bush wonder’s if there is somethign to white after laborday.

Hey jujubees, are your crowns bedazzeled?
I had a crown once and I pawned it.

Talbots After This?

Everything I have is bedazzled. I want everyone to know just how important I am. Nothing demonstrates that as well as a bejeweled dickie.

You heard it hear first. I predict the dickie will be big this fall.

I’ll get some for my daughters. That way I won’t worry about them showing cleavage or nipple slips.

What’s that store like Talbots, except snoottier? I think they’re only in the southern US…

Stein Mart? Or as I like to call it. Old Lady Emporium.

deimos - a meat-heavy diet kills, so why would I wish death on someone eating meat? it’s redundant!

Laura Bush meets The Spice Girls …
“now remind me again girls…which one of you is Posh Spice?”

eeks, everyone is eventually going to die. Just
so you know. :-)

First Lady Contemplates Escape Under Burka

UAE Acknowledges Existence of Female Bodies

Say it ain’t so, queencrone! We are friends no more!!

Ilnazhad, it take it back!!! I was not thinking.
It is miller time.

On a serious note, I appreciate that this site has
acknowledged Oct as breast cancer awareness month.

:-)

First Lady Laura Bush meets with Concerned Women for America to discuss Neo-Con campaign strategy for the next election

Saudi Spice Girls sing their latest single “Headscarves” exclusively for Laura Bush.

Cord,

I know it was yesterday, but I just saw your pissy comment. For a young man, you are incredibly devoid of any kind of sense of humor. How sad.

jujubees and I were obviously just razzing you a bit for not picking a winner last time. If you honestly think all we are here for is to give you undue shit and ruin your life, well then I’m so sorry to have pissed in your Cheerios over this year. Get a fucking grip, man. If you can’t take some good-natured criticism, you have no business being in the industry you are in.

Everyone is not going to agree with you 100% of the time, Cord. Sorry to burst your bubble.

As I told you before, I think you are a good writer and even if I sometimes disagree vehemently with you, I enjoy the site even more since you took over for Molly. However, your comment above sounds like it was written by a 10 year old boy who got yelled at by his mom. I know, because I have such one at home.

Laugh it a little, you can always get botoxed for any wrinkles it may cause.

Best,
evil twin

I’d hate it if anybody thought my original snark was serious. It I wanted to be a bitch I could do way better than that.

All I can think of is, “One of these things is not like the others.”

I know, lame.

“The Sith Invade The White House
Mrs. Bush Holds Tea Service As Welcome”

First thought, swear to bob!

Have I won yet? ….

The suspense is killing me…award the winner already….

So, who is the winner of this most infrequent contest?

oh dear…look what i miss when i go away.