Yesterday's Headline on Your Shoulders got a mite indelicate, didn't it? But I suppose that's to be expected when cups runneth over with both breasts and liquor.
bedbugsandballyhoo wins with this mutedly ribald entry:
Selma Speaks Candidly About Events Leading Up to Her Pregnancy
Cheers, bedbugsandballyhoo!
Let's keep our minds in the gutter for today's HOYS. Headlines today should focus on the story that Hills lame-os LC and Jason Wahler have dodged a bullet and had their sex tape shelved by the company that had purchased it with the intent to distribute because it was hardly hardcore. A TMZ source called the tape "very vanilla." But isn't everything in The Hills?
Gawker ran "Lauren Conrad Sex Tape Deemed Flaccid" for this one. Top that!
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LC reminds us all why we don't want any of the girls from The Hills
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Jason tries to compensate for lack of package with film, fails miserably.
People you don't know do something you don't care about
(Sorry, that's the best I've got!)
Porn Pros Nix Hills Hos
Vivid deems LC too timid
oops just realized Gawker used 'deemed'
"You're to timid!" to LC from Vivid.
I don't have one, but I love the Teen Witch reference…you are so funny, Cord
Waspy Tittilations Too Tame for TV.
Privileged Perv's Positions Fail to Pack a Punch.
and to be more NYT and less Post:
LC and Wahler: As Boring in Bed as on TV.
LC and Wahler: Not Lusty Enough for the Boob-Tube.
In Last Ditch Effort to Spice-up Sex Life, [i]Hills[/i] Stars Have [i]The Hills[/i] Delivered to Their Home in Brown Paper Bags; Results Typical.
So, um, yeah…about that preview comment button…
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Report: LC Causes ED
This Conrad is definitely not a Hilton: Sex tape bombs.
Hills Alum Learn the Hardway that a Half-Ass Job Gets you No Where, Especially in Porn.
Whaler nails her, no tape for sale
Kids from "The Hills" blow….each other
(In my best Babs voice) "Mem'ries may be beautiful and yeck!
Porn Company Mistakes Wahler for WHALER and Is Sorely Disappointed.
The Mystery Behind the Breakup Finally Revealed
Reality Porn is Still Just Reality… BORING…
LC and Jason Wahler Sex Tape Tanks–Wait what?? Wahler Was Sober Long Enough to Have Sex??
Wahler Saves Dirty Talk for Cops
Jason to LC: It's a flop!
Sugar says LC to sweet for Porn
Cheesy!!!
Who Are These Sexually Bland People And Why Are They Famous?
Find out more after the jump…
The Hills are alive with the sound of snoring!!
You would think that being from Laguna these two would be into water sports…
Have they tried tapping into the "Really Large Beef Curtains" niche market?
I think Bedbugs was my favorite! At first I read it in a Robin Leach (sp?) voice, then in a Tricia Takanawa voice. Gold every time!