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The show must go on, of course, and I'm pleased to announce that bedbugsandballyhoo strikes again as winner of Friday's installment of Headline on Your Shoulders:
Cameron Switches Sides After a Night In Paris
It's tough to beat an entry that, in only eight words, hints at lesbianism, famous sex tapes and a wardrobe change. Well done!
Today's HOYS will once again address The Hills' most turbulent waste of skin, Jason Wahler, whom, as Us is reporting, was caught chugging vodka and pointing a revolver at his head. How troubled genius minus the genius!
Headline this!
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Somewhere Darwin is shaking his head…
Wahler's brains fail to hit wall.
Congrats, bedbugsandballyhoo!
It's times like this I am glad I no longer watch much nor like TV shows.
Jason Wahler forced to watch his own sex tape
or
Jason Wahler goes from "Vanilla" sex tape to Vanilla Ice
How about his headline:
What you dont see in the background is LC & Jessica chanting "do-it, do-it" in the background.
Yes, I watched that season of Laguna Beach.
Wahler's Suicide Attempt Just As Disappointing As His Sex Tape
Attempted Suicide by Whaler: Fails to Climax
Whaler wins? World loses.
Well, at least something was loaded…
Golly, already so many gems!
I dunno. As much of a douche as I think this guy is, I find these pictures kind of disturbing.
Jason, dude, it's not that bad. Actually, nevermind…
Though Cocked and Loaded, Wahler Pulls Out
The only thing loaded int his picture is Jason.
Oh Go Ahead Jason, Pull the Re-WAHL-vER!
too bad it wasn't loaded…..too bad….oh well…maybe next time.
The kidnappers failed to realize that no one cares about Wahler.