Headline on Your Shoulders

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Headline on Your Shoulders was fantastic again. Though it's difficult to make "kill yourself" jokes with tact, quite a few of you did so.

Today's winner is Cheryl:

Wahler's Suicide Attempt Just as Disappointing as His Sex Tape

Nice job, Cheryl. Extra points for remembering that this guy is a habitual flop.

Today's HOYS will be in response to Johnny Knoxville in the t-shirt above. Considering his status as an Out cover model, I don't think dude's homophobe, so what is he? Keep in mind that calling him a "jackass" would be woefully stupid and easy.

Headline it!

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Apr 24, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 17 Responses
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    Comments (17)

    No. 1 deimos says:

    Knoxville takes knocks at controversy while wishing friend a happy birthday.

    Posted: Apr 24, 2007 at 4:37 pm
    No. 2 Other Karen says:

    ??? Who's the dude on the shirt ??? Some generic guy or someone specific?

    Posted: Apr 24, 2007 at 4:38 pm
    No. 3 deimos says:

    Knoxville imitates friends' lifestyle while his shirt does the talking.

    Posted: Apr 24, 2007 at 4:40 pm
    No. 4 ronnie says:

    Johnny K's Shirt Speaks; Belt Buckle Responds!

    Posted: Apr 24, 2007 at 4:44 pm
    No. 5 myohmy says:

    Knoxville heartbroken by t-shirt controversy, drowns sorrow by shotgunning beer with rectum in act of pro-gay solidarity…Steve-O sues for copyright infringement.

    Posted: Apr 24, 2007 at 4:50 pm
    No. 6 jackie says:

    Johnny's shirt Knix-ville.

    Posted: Apr 24, 2007 at 4:57 pm
    No. 7 NERDS! says:

    Just because he was on the cover of OUT, doesn't mean he couldn't be a little phobe. Would he wear a t-shirt that said, "Happy Birthday Nigger" with a picture of a black friend? Straight people get too many passes for casual anti-gay shit, especially celebs.

    BTW–Who the hell has been writting this blog lately? Clearly from some of the posts, it is not Cord. The style, pacing and wording are far too different from Cord's style. What the hell is going on?

    Posted: Apr 24, 2007 at 5:05 pm
    No. 8 Dana says:

    Reason for Knoxville Divorce Evidently Clear

    Posted: Apr 24, 2007 at 5:08 pm
    No. 9 Tod Morden says:

    "Clearly from some of the posts, it is not Cord."

    Wasn't Cord advertising for an "intern" a while back? Is it really a "job" if you don't get paid?

    Posted: Apr 24, 2007 at 5:10 pm
    No. 10 stephanie says:

    "Knoville's belt buckle explains all."

    Posted: Apr 24, 2007 at 5:31 pm
    No. 11 Laura says:

    Knoxville sends well-wishes to Harry Oswald-Murray O'Toole

    Posted: Apr 24, 2007 at 6:33 pm
    No. 12 Alycia says:

    Oh, your birthday present? Um, well, ok, just the tip…

    (geez, I'm ashamed of myself…)

    Posted: Apr 24, 2007 at 8:18 pm
    No. 13 Becca says:

    Looks like Jeremy Piven on the shirt. Heh.

    Posted: Apr 24, 2007 at 11:50 pm
    No. 14 tlatzoteotl says:

    Apparently the word "Sapien" was on the back of the shirt. I think it's pretty fucking adorable. Which makes it hard to make fun of.

    Posted: Apr 25, 2007 at 8:29 am
    No. 15 April says:

    Rip Taylor is looking remarkably well for his age.

    Posted: Apr 25, 2007 at 11:09 am
    No. 16 bea gass says:

    does anyone aside from 13 year boys, or people with low 60 IQ's really care about this fuckflap?

    Posted: Apr 25, 2007 at 3:45 pm
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