Being a newly single and depressed celebrity in New York City isn’t all bad; it’s actually a great way to stay under the starfucker radar. Worn, bulky clothes like this found on the kitchen floor and thrown on haphazardly help one blend in with the wadded newspapers and strewn garbage of the city. This way, you may sadly wander the dirty streets in peace. But stay away from the bridges.


Oct 31, 2007 · Link · 8 Responses
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Comments (8)

No. 1 cooter49 says:

Is that Heathe? If it is he looks like shit.

Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 10:00 am
No. 2 jujubees says:

Cobain? You look pretty awesome for a corpse. If that’s Heath than you look like a dead guy.

Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 10:03 am
No. 3 maria says:

Those pants are too baggy and his messenger bag is ugly and crappy and his hair sucks and his sunglasses suck and he looks dumb and I hate him and I hate Park Slope. The End.

Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 10:06 am
No. 4 jujubees says:

Oh, Heath. Maria burned you bad.

Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 10:12 am
No. 5 cooter49 says:

I’d like to take him home and give him a nice warm sits-bath!

Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 10:23 am
No. 6 SeriousStyle says:

I’d still make out with him.

Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 10:48 am
No. 7 james_boston says:

i’d make out with him too SS…with his penis. woof.

Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 12:36 pm
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