Heather Mills’ Flack Quits In the Most Awesomest of Ways

If you have to ditch your loudmouth celebrity client whom you’ve represented through her messy divorce to a beloved pop icon because she’s just too freaking much, what’s the best way to do it?

By issuing one last press release on behalf of your client — about why you’re quitting.

That’s how Heather Mills’ rep Michele Elyzabeth (who also reps Christian Audigier) just did it. Buzzwords: “Impossible person,” “heated argment,” “I cannot take anymore.”

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Jul 25, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 12 Responses

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Comments (12)

No. 1 Stoney says:

So let me get this straight. She's an ugly one-legged bitch who can't even get her publicist to like her? Why is she alive again?

Posted: Jul 25, 2008 at 10:54 am

No. 2 mwah says:

For the love of God don't ever post another close up of this skank.

Posted: Jul 25, 2008 at 11:08 am

No. 3 Kate says:

I love it. So many times people try to sugar-coat the ending of a relationship in the public eye, whether it be romantic or professional. But you know they all want to say what this lady said: I can't stand this person any more! (but we have mutual respect for each other and will remain the best of friends!)

Posted: Jul 25, 2008 at 11:48 am

No. 4 killorn says:

Whatever happened to "take the money and run"?

And that wasn't a handicapped joke. I would shut the hell up for 500 million. (Oh, I would also probably get Restylene. Just sayin')

Posted: Jul 25, 2008 at 12:36 pm

No. 5 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!
That is all.

Posted: Jul 25, 2008 at 12:51 pm

No. 6 Alice says:

That is one harsh looking bitch.

Posted: Jul 25, 2008 at 2:40 pm

No. 7 queencrone says:

It looks to me like SOMEONE may have pissed off her botox injector too.

Posted: Jul 25, 2008 at 10:18 pm

No. 8 Daria at Gorgeous Black Women says:

So let me get this straight. She’s an ugly one-legged bitch who can’t even get her publicist to like her? Why is she alive again?

It looks to me like SOMEONE may have pissed off her botox injector too.

BWAhaHAHAHAHAHA

Posted: Jul 26, 2008 at 12:27 pm

No. 9 ilnazhad says:

I still think she is Paul McCartney in a wig with a slap of foundation.

Posted: Jul 26, 2008 at 1:56 pm

No. 10 blah says:

It's a sad day when a French woman thinks you're too much.

Posted: Jul 26, 2008 at 2:54 pm

No. 11 batmamma says:

Nice spackle Heather. This is one of the epitomes of famewhore. Why didn't she just hide under a rock somewhere and spend Paul's money? Bitch got what she wanted and has acted like a two-year old throughout. Thank you Elyzabeth, whoever you are, for exposing the truth about stumpy mcbigmouth.

Posted: Jul 26, 2008 at 4:13 pm

No. 12 fleenflan says:

Whoa that is just way too much makeup to have to look at this early.

Posted: Jul 28, 2008 at 8:42 am