Perhaps we spoke too soon when we called for more honesty and personal responsibility in the world of celebrity. Because, while we doubt her truthfulness, Heather Mills' new, so-French publicist, Michele Elyzabeth, has made it her responsibility to personally address Mills' bad press in weekly video blogs.
They're insane, basically because the woman fights reductionism with reductionism in a suspect accent while stroking a linty dog. At one point, Elyzabeth calls Joy Behar an "absolutely horrible human being," before railing on The View and their Heather bashing. ("Like, who are they to have an opinion about what Heather should say or not say?" True!) Later, Elyzabeth has one word for anyone who would call her client's demeanor difficult: "Wrong." This woman is wondrous.
After the jump, meet David, a gay man well-versed in gesticulation who is there to support Mills and Elyzabeth.
David's credentials are unexplained past "I've worked with celebrities for over 20 years in Beverly Hills." And he's so secretive: "We know stuff we can't even say and we won't say." Oh, you don't say?
"Why the hell is she doing this," you might ask? "Because somebody's got to do it," says Elyzabeth. Touché, mademoiselle.
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heather mills is really set on losing her divorce battle isn't she? sir paul is laughing all the way to the bank.
I do not heart Heather Mills. Gold-digger!
I tried listening to this..blah blah blah…was she really talking. I gave up after 3 minutes. Who can listen to this drivel?????
If the only people you can find to come to your defence are a crazy French lady with shellacked hair and a lap dog, and gay man who has dramatic secrets, which he is unable to reveal for illusive reasons, I would say you're pretty much done for. Not to mention delusional, desperate, paranoid… and a queen bitch.
It's easy to see why Heather is universally disliked. She chooses to come off sounding as much like a whiner as possible, and then finds representatives who do it for her when she doesn't think she's getting her way.
But she has a PT Cwuza, A PT CWUZA.
My husband (who claims to be a great cook) thinks reductionism is something you do to make a killer gravy.
oh, i could listen to her all day…….
You can't really blame Heather for choosing this woman. Heather is cracked out of her mind, so it's only natural that she would seek solace and defense from someone like this. She's a gold-digging (former) prostitute who is crazy beyond compare.
The only thing I find even remotely likable about this mad bint is that I could kick her in the throat with her own leg.
Stella McCartney is her evil twin in this one I think. Anyone read some of the stuff she's pulled too?