Oh please let them hit a road side bomb.

Was that harsh? I really hate them, they are both wastes of flesh and sperm

Maybe she's designing some hijabs for Heidiwood. This would be an excellent time for promoting bad fashion and bad music as well as peace in the Middle East.

too much force1 they are the ultimate weapon. this is the bomb to end all bombs> there would be more urvivors if we used nuclear power

AHHHHHHH. Just, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Wait, is that her in the picture, or a face double?

I really like this site (and the comments) but sometimes I got the feeling there is going on a certain plagiarism from phrases found at Dlisted….

eg (posted some hours before this one)

quote: "…. perform for the troops. You know, because they haven't been through enough, so we might as well torture them with live singing from Heidi."

I have to admit…. the joke is really a little bit obvious… it was no offense, but I read more or less only these two sites (gossip - and gofugyourself/fashion) just sometimes it feels similar - of course there are also a lot of differences - this is why I visit both blogs!!

Thoses asses just want to be closer to Cord.

Hasn't Cord suffered enough? Stop me if you've heard that one before.

And who the hell walks around with a big plate with their faces on it? Anybody else ever do that or just these two turd burglers? I thought so.

You all realize this is out only hope of getting rid of these two, right? Roadside bomb, kidnapping, 'friendly' fire.

And what the hell are these tools going to do there anyway? Is she going to lip sync why he gives advice?

I'm not saying LC knows where Osama is, but if she does…

Juju - I heart you.

With that being said, this is going to be so awful an outcome. I bet the soldiers are going to be so pissed that they have to pull security for Spencer and Heidi when they really want to take them out with the EOD team (explosive ordanance disposal, aka: bomb squad) for show and tell.

The military should arrange a very special Heidiwood fashion show in the middle of Sadr City for the benefit of the women deprived of Heidi's brand of glamour. Spencer can MC and dj the show with Heidi's music — all of us know that talent and beauty transcend language and cultural differences, right?

Security should be no problem; just have the soldiers drop 'em off with their gear around ten, pick 'em up again at four.

No big deal. The people will love it.

perform WHAT???!!! neither of them has ANY talent!! spare us all, PLEASE!! crawl off into the skankihood you can from…

I believe she means half-brother or even step-brother (which of course would be no blood relation AT ALL). I'm not sure I EVER heard her even mention him until after he fell off a roof somwhere and died. You will see the horrible way she treats "her sister" in the new season of The Hills. Fuck, with family like her, WHO THE HELL NEEDS ENEMIES??? Clearly, money, fame, fake tits and a LOSER boyfriend are much more important to Heidi.

Aren't her and her mannequin boyfriend's 15 minutes up yet??

Sadly, I don't think the 15 minute rule applies anymore. It's sort of like a black hole now, unfortunately.

Maybe Spencer can work on his standup routine:

HAI GUYZ I REALLY LIKE THOSE PALESTINIAN BALLOONS, YOU KNOW, THE KIND THAT BLOW THEMSELVES UP?? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHH!!! (points finger like gun and makes a clicking sound with his mouth)

OMG, if he even whips out the finger guns I think they should just open fire. Finger guns are punishable by death.

I suppress the urge to vomit everytime these wannabes are thrust in my face. These two famewhores are one of the many reasons other nationals hate America. Yes! Let them go to Iraq! Hire a local to drive them to their destination. And don't pat the driver down. Those bulges in his shirt are "normal". I'm sure whatever words that pour out of the ever open cakeholes of Speidi will offend the driver enough to do "job". Just tell those two twits that Allah and Mohammad are really fashion designers.

Mmmmmmm, cakeholes. Anybody else want some cake?

The two stars were the most talked celebrity couples on the tall dating site ~~Tall meet .c om~~, where they have ever been. It is a dating site where many tall models, tall sportsmen and tall admirers flirting.

@ SAK

That is 2 brilliant points in one. She doesn't give a crap about the brother til she can use him as an excuse for something. Meanwhile she can't love her sister even a little while she's around.

These two should be put on the border of Afghanistan and Pakistan to fend for themselves..

wow…these people should go to the middle east. I mean, what a great time for a roadside bomb to go off when their car passes by. Oh and and McCain would be paying for it so it would be okay. They seriously are some crooks and gold-diggers for wanting to get the presidental candidate's hard earn money. Heidi is not a true friend to McCain's daughter. I wonder if she knows that? I doubt it.