Or Perhaps My Lack Thereof

I’ll come right out and admit it: My hatred for Heidi Montag knows no bounds. Out of any reality TV character ??? even Spencer Pratt ??? she is by far the most vile human being I have ever witnessed, what with her absolute disregard for reality and her lame attempts at rewriting history. Things hit rock bottom the other night, when my roommate had to sit and listen to my hour-long diatribe detailing how happy I would be if Heidi were to get hit by a bus.

Needless to say, I have a problem. And that problem grew even worse this morning when she appeared on Live with Regis & Kelly to bash Lauren Conrad, promote her skanky clothing line and be controlled by Spencer, who was standing offstage likely holding up cue cards.

Apr 16, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 20 Responses
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Comments (20)

No. 1 jujubees says:

I think admitting you have a problem is the first step. Having said that, I had to hold myself back from throwing our new flat screen tv when I saw her mug on my hdtv. That is a whorse face not made for hdtv. I did make up a new word there, and I like it.

Posted: Apr 16, 2008 at 10:55 am
No. 2 GoodGolly says:

Your roommate must be AWESOME!!!

Posted: Apr 16, 2008 at 10:57 am
No. 3 playla says:

Oh, I love whorseface…the word…not the person.

It is just so perfect.

Posted: Apr 16, 2008 at 11:06 am
No. 4 jujubees says:

It combines her two best features in one word.

Posted: Apr 16, 2008 at 11:13 am
No. 5 playla says:

whorseface and her boyfiend.

Posted: Apr 16, 2008 at 11:23 am
No. 6 Stoney says:

I have to completely agree that this plastic skank and her undeserved success is also ruining my life.

Posted: Apr 16, 2008 at 12:25 pm
No. 7 SnackySmores says:

Regis… Kelly, why? You’re better than that. I thought I was safe by just avoiding MTV. But she’s leaked out and infested other networks now. Am I going to need antibiotics for my TV?

Posted: Apr 16, 2008 at 12:29 pm
No. 8 jujubees says:

Her shoes are stupid too.

Posted: Apr 16, 2008 at 12:42 pm
No. 9 SnackySmores says:

Kelly should have strangled Heidi. I bet she could do it too.

Posted: Apr 16, 2008 at 12:53 pm
No. 10 citmyway says:

WHY OH WHY are people like her even famous? Why in the world am I forced to look at her whorseface everytime I pull something on the internet? Remember back when people were famous b/c they HAD TALENT?!?!? Man, those where the days…….

Posted: Apr 16, 2008 at 1:06 pm
No. 11 Helen Skor says:

Heidi is so ridiculous that it’s pointless to even talk about her.

Instead, I’d like to focus on those shoes. They are so horribile (oops, typo, but I’m leaving it) that I actually went to their web site to see what their other stuff looks like (and to see if they had any prices listed) . . . Dear Lord and Sweet Baby Jesus help us all. They could have used their clothes as part of the “Shock & Awe” invasion in Iraq- that pesky Al Qaeda never would have stood a chance.

Posted: Apr 16, 2008 at 2:11 pm
No. 12 NoName says:

As a pacifist I hate to say this but that chick’s face and voice are begging me to bash her head in with a baseball bat.(It would probably even out her horseface so I won’t do her the favor.)

Posted: Apr 16, 2008 at 2:12 pm
No. 13 jen says:

Heidi wasted everyone around the worlds time!!!! Her dress-ugly-shoes-nasty-face-ugly and fake… I can’t believe that loser was there to… She shouldn’t have said anything about Lauren-b/c no one was there to defend her!!! Heidi you are ugly whore, who looks like a horse!!!! Hey can anybody let me know if its true that her real father is a gay cowboy I saw it in mag!!

Posted: Apr 16, 2008 at 3:25 pm
No. 14 jujubees says:

I’m with Helen. Heidi should be beat with those ugly shoes. Way to go on looking like the next Pamela Anderson.

Posted: Apr 16, 2008 at 3:52 pm
No. 15 iadoreamore says:

You know what the opposite of love is? It’s not hate, it’s indifference.

Posted: Apr 16, 2008 at 5:53 pm
No. 16 stopthemadness says:


*shakes fist*

(no, i won’t stop)

Posted: Apr 16, 2008 at 6:54 pm
No. 17 stopthemadness says:

it comforts me somewhat that you hate her.

i shall continue to shake my cyber fist at you, nonetheless.

Posted: Apr 16, 2008 at 6:55 pm
No. 18 SnackySmores says:

cyberfisting… sounds kinky.

Posted: Apr 16, 2008 at 7:40 pm
No. 19 kemmy says:

her freaking brother died a few weeks ago and she didn’t miss a poorly executed beat. (well, except for to make it about her: “Losing my brother, at an early age is such a tragedy. I just loved him more than anything.”)

Posted: Apr 16, 2008 at 8:06 pm
No. 20 Danny says:

wow. put this under the “signs of the apocalypse”. I like when Regis asks her if they are friends in real life and shes just like “…..”

Posted: Apr 17, 2008 at 8:53 am
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