Heidi Montag continues to inspire pure hatred in my soul, and this time she's doing it on the worst daytime talk show in the history of television: The Tyra Banks Show. She and Spencer Pratt are still talking about the Lauren Conrad sex tape rumor — which is interesting, seeing as how she constantly insists that she's the bigger person and she's "praying" for LC. Also: She continues to rewrite history by claiming Lauren gave her an ultimatum simply because she didn't like Spencer. Um, Heidi? The reason she's not your friend is because of what you went on this show to talk about in the first place. I can't decide if she really believes what she spews out of that horse mouth of hers or if this is all part of her genius plan to drive me to insanity.
After the jump: Video of the entire Speidi-Tyra experience. Enter at your own risk.
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WHITNEY!!!!
*SHAKES FIST*
thank you deimos.
after actually watching 12 minutes of the hills last night i now have a right to shake mad fists, yo.
*clears throat*
WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*shakes fist*
Someone needs to do us all a favor and take an aluminum bat to Heidi's horse face. Make sure you get Spencers in the gonads a few times too…just to ensure that bitch can't procreate.
ps- There is an ad below my comment box for the Scientology Video Channel. I'm surrounded by douchebaggery.
Don't worry, Whitney. The day will come when you're walking down the street minding your own business and you will see Heidi coming your way. And then, you’ll have to make a choice, either walk right by her and continue this horrible cycle of suffering, or save the world and push her in front of a bus.
Or as SeriousStyle says, take an aluminum bat to her face, which might be much more satisfying.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! *shakes fist*
I still claim heidi is the second coming of tori spelling with that face.
I was thinking about how much better the world would be if Whitney did indeed push her under a bus. But then I realized that Spencer would then use her tragic death to garner more attention for himself, and we cannot have that. After all, I think most people would acknowledge that he is the true brains (and I use that term loosely) behind that operation, and as long as he has breath, he will continue his douchebaggery. Spencer must be stopped.
Spencer Pratt is the antichrist.
The issue has finally been cleared up.
Okay fine, kill Spencer in the face with an aluminum bat. Either way, make those fuckers go away.
For a brief, very brief, moment I thought Spencer would jump out and try to save Heidi from the bus and we could get them both. But then I felt stupid because he would never do that, he'd probably be glad to be rid of her too. So I guess Whitney needs to start carrying a bat.
I only ever watch anything with Speidi on it in the hopes that they might spontaneously combust and I can witness it. I continue to keep my fingers crossed.
Whiiiiiiiitttneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!!!
::Shakes butt, because Groove is in the Heart is playing::
lisa is a rumpshaker, lisa is a rumpshaker.
step off, i'm doing the hump.
Did anyone catch the part when they were talking about rumours, I don't recall the timing, but Tyra said "Straight from the horses mouth" and I swear the camera intentionally stayed on Heidi.