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Heidi Montag tells Us magazine that after being sent off to a rhinoplasty and breast augmentation by her boyfriend saying, "I'm so proud of you," she then made the decision that she would rather be dead than have small boobs and a large nose.
…surgery is a very big deal. Right before I went in, I was like, What if I don’t wake up? Oh, this is scary. Then I thought, I don’t care. If I don’t wake up, it’s worth it.”
Wonderful. It's comforting to know that the stars of The Hills value their lives as much as the rest of us.
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Oh Heidi, you did it for all the wrong reasons. Oh I'm genuinely saddened.
Well, to keep a hot piece like Spencer Pratt around, sometimes a girl has to risk her own life. Obv.
The boyfriend is proud of her for having plastic surgery and getting fake breasts?!? He's a jerk, she appears to be a doormat, and they're both idiots.
Damn. That was succinct and surprisingly believable.
Is it just me or does Spencer kinda look like Beavis? I'm pretty sure I'd off myself if that Beavis look-a-like told me he was proud of anythign I'd done.
It still cracks me up to think about that video of her "singing" in the club last week. I hope she cried herself to sleep when she realized what an asshole she was. Is.
Her "rather be dead than have small boobs" is pathetic, but most of us who have cosmetic surgery have that same fear thought of "But it'll be worth it."
It's not so much the fear, then "it'll be worth it." It's the "I don't care. If I don't wake up, it's worth it."
Is that so she can have on a sick bikini in her casket? That doesn't make sense to me
Two more days til my namesake gets outta rehab…yaaaaa-whoooo!!
And eight more till she rolls back in! Yaaaaawhoo!
I was hoping that when she looke around and saw the only, semi-famous, person at her concert was, Perez, her breasts would explode.
*rofl*
Courtney's optimistic.
Shall we take bets? How long tills she's drinking, "water", again?
Or, countdown till next coke rage?
Well, if we're looking at 8 days, that means she's released on Oct 4th?
I say noon, October 4th.
"I am strong.
I am invinceable.
I am WOMAN!"
Noon, ok good guess. I'm going to say she'll make it to night but will lose it in a dj booth at, Le Deux. Wait, maybe I should guess, Hyde?
I'm going, 1 am at Le Deux.
What if she screws us over and stays longer?
wow. boobs or death, talk about one vain bitch.
Guys we're all so cynical. She'll probably join Paris in Rwanda setting up halfway houses for prison inmates while serving soup to parapalegic teen mothers.
while telling them that small breasts are awful and they should get plastic surgery.
we should start a fund for the underpriveleged who can't even afford to mildly impress heidi's boyfriend
Courtney I'm with you. She and Paris will save everyone. Don't worry, Al Gore will help too! FARK hags!!!
It's a whole movement. I see a future song for charity coming up. Work with me people. Paris, Lindsay, Heidi, Tyra, Hasselhoff, who else. Something like, We are the world, but more tone deaf.
Oh, and lots of bad dancing.
Is one of her boobs higher than the other?
YES, juju, it's high on all the Jesus. She's prepping for her Up With People movement we've been discussing.
Up With People, trademark that, quick. We need some bedazzzled t shirts and banners.
Spencer reminds me of the ugly kid trying to be wolverine for Halloween. I don't know what she sees in him.
Heidi is no prize herself.
yea I know I just haven't been able to compare her to someone yet other than an anorexic barbie
spencer is compensating for his small penis by getting heidi big fake tits. most guys just go buy a lifted truck.
Everytime I see him, I just want to kick him in his chicklette teeth.
They look like cousins to me. That's just wrong.
unless you belong to warren jeffs' church, then cousin love is ok. ;)
Spencer = InvisiBalls?
So, it wouldn't hurt if I kicked him in the invisiballs? bummer.
In the words of Eddie Izzard "First rule of genetics — spread the genes apart, y'know!"
http://www.reuters.com/article.....8120070614 "Polygamist community faces rare genetic disorder"
At least she is HONEST. Pathetic and disturbed, but HONEST.
Better than Ashlee Simpson claiming how much she "loved" her witch nose and horse chin, then shaving it off, and still saying she loved both ways she's looked and felt good about both. WHAT A LYING SACK OF SHIT.
for women with better body images (are there any?)
http://quissumfashion.blogspot.com
No seriously, her comment is quite worrying.
Berite, are you calling me fat? I'm going to get new boobs now.
Bertie was like, a two-time troll. Try harder Bertie! And this time throw in a FIRST!!!!!