If anyone doesn't want to talk politics, I'm offering a different alternative: Let's discuss The Hills in depth, shall we? For the three of you who didn't run back to the Palin posts, let's proceed. Last night's episode was fairly awesome thanks to Darlene Montag, the woman who birthed and raised the nightmare we know as Heidi. Darlene suffered through a one-on-one lunch with devilish Spencer, who was a complete and total ass to her ("I don't get uncomfortable, my dear") and then cried real tears for her lost cause of a daughter, claiming that Spence is the biggest d-bag that ever lived.
Except, you know, it was all fake. First off, Darlene showed up in this episode to "surprise" Heidi for her birthday. Heidi's birthday is Sept. 15. Darlene claimed she hadn't seen Heidi in months and had no idea she was living with Spencer. Please. It's not like she hasn't DVR'd every episode of The Hills and cut out each cheesy tabloid spread featuring Speidi to tape to her refrigerator. Also? If Darlene just showed up two weeks ago, how does she explain this, the photo shoot she had with Speidi and Joe Francis in early August?
Methinks this desperate need for the MTV cameras' attention runs in the family.
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Oh no she di'in't!!!
So you're saying that these episodes aren't filmed 6 months in advance?
Either way, Spencer is still the devil.
You know whom I'd like to see next on the show? Spencer's mom and dad. They must be even bigger pieces of works than Spencer himself and if they're not, then surely Spencer is the anti-Christ and must be stopped.
I'm not saying she's not faking it all but the shows are filmed at least two-three months in advance. So there is at least a small chance she hasn't seen Heidi in a while.
@annie:
That's what I'm saying. Darlene specifically said she came as a surprise for Heidi's birthday, which is Sept. 15. Either this was filmed months ago and they're lying about it being her birthday or it was filmed a couple weeks ago and they're lying about not seeing each other for months. Either way, they suck.
i love the hills. ill admit it.. but whitney.. why do you know heidi's birthday?
Because Whitney is an amazing investigator.
The jughead gene runs strong in that family.
Whittle, I loooove you. I stopped reading after the joke you made about some of us hating the Hills posts, but, damn, did I leave satisfied.