Continuing Her Assault On Music
Us Weekly has the new Heidi Montag single, "Higher," for those three fans out there who can't wait until it hits iTunes on Tuesday.
We listened to it and contemplated stabbing our eardrums until we could no longer hear anything. It's really bad. The Hills' star cited Jesus and Britney Spears as her musical influences, and we are positive Jesus wants nothing to do with that mess. Actually, now that we think about it, Brit would probably even have the good sense to stay away.
Oh, and in a total coincidence, today just so happens to be Lauren Conrad's 22nd birthday.
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Thanks a lot, Whitney. Not only do I want to stab my ear drums. I also want to stab my brain. I'd rather give myself a lobotomy than listen to that crappy dancing asshat.
Why is that Whitney's fault, juju?
Because telling me I can listen to Heidi's song over at US means I can't resist and after hearing it I need to smash my head in a wall. Why does Heidi have to hurt everyone around her?
http://www.usmagazine.com/excl.....tag_higher
Listen at your own peril
Jesus? So wait, she sings in Aramaic?
I thought they could make ANYONE sound good????
Ha! Your name just gets longer and longer! I guess we can look forward to another video?
I love at the end when she tries to do the Maria/Christina thing with her voice. Nice try sweetie.
That's, Mariah. But maybe Maria can do it too.
Yeah, well Santa Maria was also an influence. Like Hey-zeus.
I'm often influenced by a naked mole rat.
I can haz voice?
HAH juju, my apologies, those 5 beers and that shot of whiskey at lunch impared my judgement. I thought you were talking about Whitney from the Hills, not Whitney from mollygood.
That thing seriously just triggered a freaking migraine. I wish I were exaggerating.
Remember S Club 7? No? Well….she's worse.
lol, it must be the winde coolers (yes, AGAIN), but I thought you meant Mollywhitney. I'm just going to call Whitney, Mollywhitney, whenever talking about The Hills.
Wait so, Mollywhitney is the Hills Whitney? not the Mollygood Whitney??? My apologies again for being 4:45pm drunk
yourmom is my hero!
athankyouverymuch
ym, they are not the same whitney. and i regret to inform this post moves mollywhitney lower on our like list. this post was just uncalled for and cruel, whitney!
She had us with the Reynolds post but then she slapped us in the face with this wretch that sounds like a cat in heat. The only way she can get us to love her is some, BALE!!!!!!!
Can I get a shirtless Statham plus Bale? I just got bad news. :(
argghhhh…. now my ears are bleeding… why is she singing through her nose like that and… oh who cares, it's Heidi…
You really have to feel sorry for the poor sod that had to produce that atrocity. I wonder if he heard the first few seconds of her "singing" and thought "f**k this" and just stuck some bits together.
Anyone can get a CD recorded. All you need is a little or a lot of money.
Every time Heidi sings the word "higher" or hits a wrong note, take a hit of something (weed, booze, crack, etc). By the end, you'll totally be convinced of her amazing singing abilities