Why does that picture make Smokey Robinson's the tears of a clown pop into my head…

i don't like heidi, but it's not fair for anyone to accuse her grief of being fake. my husband died and i have come to realize that people grieve differently. those tears are not fake. i feel badly for her, esp as someone who has lost someone they love. you guys need to grow up b/c you would feel terrible if someone accused you of the same thing after a loss like that. you have obviously never experienced a close death!

She looks like Miss Piggy.

You're right, people grieve in different ways, but this girl makes it difficult to recognize anything she does or says as genuine. She contradicts herself daily in back-to-back interviews and she stages horrifically tacky photo shoots as "candids." The girl is sad, bottom line, especially since she is getting PAID to cry "realistically." Grieve privately, like the rest of humanity.

Heidi said she made him proud, hey? Yeah sure, makes sense.

I'd be extremely proud of my step-sister for skanking her horseface up in Maxim, alerting paparazzi to stage the cheesiest (note: Capital Cheese) photoshoots with a fake boyfriend (come on, do you actually believe those two like each other and aren't just in it for the spotlight?), creating a clothing line consisting mostly of zebra patterns (i doubt she created that pattern) which should only be worn by trannys and bronzed, alcoholics in South Beach, and finally, for blessing us all with her wonderful voice and inspiring music video.

I love Heidi Montag and I hope she rots in hell.

I would give my first born child if it meant she read this and understood sarcasm. I want to hurt her. Bad.

On a more hilarious note, did anyone catch what Perez Hilton said about her cry? And I quote:

"We saw a whole new side of Heidi Montag on Monday night.

The Hills star gave a very emotional interview to Access Hollywood about the tragic death earlier this year of her stepbrother.

Heidi's not a good enough actress to fake that. It's real. It's raw. It's actually quite touching! "

…….. ?

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neeeeeeeeeeeeey!!!

*shakes fist*

I'm real, see? I have feelings, see? I'm sincere, see? I cry real tears, see?

Real! Like my tits, wanna see?