Fashion Faux Pas
Good news, y'all! Heidi Montag has released yet another single, and, according to Spencer Pratt, it's "the greatest song of [his] life." The song is titled "Fashion," and Heidi even throws in a little French to make the song even more high-class. A sample of the lyrics, for those too self-respecting to listen:
I'm too fabulous / I'm so fierce that it's so nuts / I live to be model thin / Dress me, I'm your mannequin
Seriously, this has to be a joke. No sane person could listen to this travesty and actually say, "Hey, let's put this out for public consumption." Right? … Right?
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Are we sure that's actually French, because it sounds more like baby talk.
But the song is appropriate for Heidi - since she's Spencer's mannequin.
zomg.
*mouth hangs open*
So can we also smother her with "fashion"?
I mean, if we really want to put it all on her, it's better to make sure she suffocates, right?
Clearly when people told her she was plastic, she took it to mean she was a mannequin. Cute that she thinks a mannequin is the height of fashion. And by cute I mean pathetic.
Please please please tell me at some point in the near future she will cover Aqua'a Barbie Girl. I would almost pay money to hear her sing that. Almost.
Nothing like a heavily synthesized voice to prove you got chops. How soon can she be booked on Letterman?
If only there was a loud speaker that covered all of Iraq and Afghanistan, we could blast this song and single handedly get all the terrorists out of those countries in less than 24 hours.
omg. shudder. frightened.
It's almost like she's making fun of herself by singing this. I can only imagine hearing this on SNL.
hello sergeant, i hope things are going good for you over there.
commies please. thank you.
Oh my god. My poor ears.
I wish she were a mannequin. That means she would be lifeless.
I just threw up in my mouth - a LOT.
Triple bill for a fantastic touring stage show: this mannequin, Paris Hilton, and Ali Lohan. Throw in a bonus appearance by preggo Ashlee Simpson and then the synthesizer-voice booster-cue cards full of ridiculous lyrics people would only have to be booked once.
It pains me to say it, but it sounds like ABBA. Forgive me Benny, Bjorn, Agnetha and Anni-Frid.
i refuse to listen.
Does she start the song by exclaiming "Heidi!" or is that just what I want it to be?
I think she should go on America's Got Talent and win for "Singing out of your nose the longest".. That was painful to listen to
Worst-song-ever.
Yikes, I have to agree with Dina… sounds like the electronic music that used to be fun.
Hey now Dina, there is no reason to dis ABBA. It's not there fault this hack is trying to steal some of their Swedish gold.
And, well, I kinda like ABBA.
Who is producing this cowshit?!?
Just like the TV show this song bites.
is this from SNL's Deephouse Dish? Bokay? But good for speidi; they're an inspiration for the lobotomized everywhere.