If there's anyone who knows how to win over the ladies, it's Jack Nicholson. He even shared some of his Casanova secrets, for every drunken tool out there who has given up on slipping girls roofies but still wants to come across as a charming and classy guy:
[Jack] admits women expect him to be a smooth-talker — so he catches them off guard with insults.
He says, 'You walk up to someone you like and you're feeling relaxed, they think, "Oh, here comes the shark" and you say to them, "When did you get pregnant?" You will have somebody off balance after that particular line.'
And the Hollywood veteran admits that despite reaching 70, he is still pursuing women: 'It's not just one romance, you want a lot more.'
Here's a better way to catch someone off guard, Jack: Appear to be sober. Crazy, right? They won't know what hit 'em.
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I'd be more impressed if he just cleaned his coke boogies.
I would do 1970s Jack. …Not so much 2000s Jack.
Yeah, I said that.
whitney's posts have been getting better/funnier/more original every day!
He must still think he is 1970's Jack. Poor peepaw. He hasn't figured out he's still getting laid because of who he is and not his super sexy pickup lines.
oh juju, he may be in a bit of a boozy denial but deeper down he totally KNOWS he is totally gross. I believe that- these desperate comments are grasping at (coke) straws- like his comments to the paps the night Heath died. Pathetic, desperate & gross. Good constitution though- being a cokehead for 4 decades is no small feat.
I'm a writer. I work on election day in Jack's hood from time to time. He's joking about his pick-up style, or something. He's really friendly and funny, but good for nothing, probably. He's not easy and he's just promoting his nuts image for bucket list which is still in distribution. If you don't like him, just stay away. I'll die laughing every time I think of him though, unless he options me or we can we can co-write something. So will you, apparently. Die laughing, that is. What's that tell ya?
He just seems like he's full of himself (and by the looks of things, he's also full of pot roast and onion rings). If he thinks he's so hot that he can go up to a woman and say that, I hope that the woman has sense enough to slap him.
Sounds like Jack's been studying his Mystery Method!
Saddy-pants, at first I thought you wrote, "He smells like feat". But then I reread. I would also say he probably does smell like feet.
I'm sorry that I must have missed something. What are you talking about a-paige?
Nark, that is just what I was thinking. That must be his ultimate Neg. Neg them before they even think you are interested!
Seventy is Seventy and I think that picture is him with his younger daughter.