Wedding Bells, Body Checks
Mike Comrie, Hilary Duff's newest boyfriend and star of the NHL (the NASCAR of the North), is said to be shopping for an engagement ring for the young actress/singer. According to a source: "He's whipped. He never goes out with his boys…They're serious." They must be. "He never goes out with his boys." Case closed: serious.
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Serious and really healthy right? I always forget that a serious relationship means you can't see your friends. Sounds like a good one to me. I'm glad they are getting married. It always works out really well for these famous 20 years olds to get married. Typically lasts forever.
I love when bros say "whipped" as in…"Dude's pussy whipped". When he's not going to bars and strip clubs because he's found a regular hole, that's true love.
I loooove that picture. "I can't look at my boyfriend's face that is about to be smashed in, but I MUST!"
"His boys" meaning testicles.
Maria, that is frigging beautiful. I wish you would come out with a book of poetry. I think had Romeo said something like that to Juliet, things may have worked out differently between those two.
Romeo, Romeo, thou aren't hittin up my ladyhole. Where for art thou dong?
That which we call a ladyhole by any other name would smell as sweet.
To shave, or not to shave: that is the question.
that's HAMLET juju…of course, might have worked out differently for him too…
I'm quoting them all today. Today is my, All Shakespeare, quote day. Much to quote about nothing.
See, Mollygood is not just gosspip. There is also the great classics to be found.
boil boil toil and body hair…
Gosspip - pimped out gossip.
that, kitchy, gives a whole new meaning to "mollygood"
Ha. I like the typo and Kitchy's definition. We need to get that copyrighted, stat.
NASCAR to the North???!!! That's insulting to us Canadians! The NHL is to Canadians what the NBA (or NFL) is to Americans. And, NASCAR isn't a sanctioned Olympic sport. Can you tell I'm a bit of a hockey fan?
What if we were to offer you a gift as an apology? We have this up and coming star, Spencer Pratt. I think you'd enjoy him over there.
It would only be fair that the Canadians take Spencer. We now have Pamela. Thanks so much.
Awww, you KNOW they're going to have some romatic
things going on THAT night. She's got to be super
proud of his abilities. I know I always used to get real turned on when I went to the Sharks games. And I would have been DELIGHTED if I was the girlfriend of one of the team hotties.
Hmmm, I lust me some duffster.