Combinations of Injectables

Well, it took more than a decade, but all the unrelenting media bullying and sharp disappointments have combined to make Senator Hillary Clinton forget she's a hyper-accomplished head of state whose work speaks volumes about her merit. The former presidential candidate has finally paid someone to inject shit into her face in hopes of looking prettier.

A source tells us Clinton visited a New York plastic surgeon early this month and received injections of a "dermafiller" in her face. The senator had appeared tired and wrinkly on a June 23 New York mag cover, but when she made her first solo campaign stop beside Barack Obama in Nevada on Aug. 8, she looked refreshed. After seeing a recent photo of Hillary, Dr. Tahl Humes of Vitahl Medical told us, "It appears that she has restored a youthful look with a combination of injectables."

I wonder if "injectables" would have been covered under Clinton's universal health plan.

Aug 18, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 13 Responses
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Comments (13)

No. 1 sandy says:

Hillary Clinton isn't a "head of state," hyper-accomplished or otherwise.

Posted: Aug 18, 2008 at 10:41 am
No. 2 ilnazhad says:

NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Posted: Aug 18, 2008 at 11:04 am
No. 3 sar says:

She's what you call a fancypants political type.

If I just got rejected by most of the people in the country I might be treating myself to some botox too.

Posted: Aug 18, 2008 at 11:15 am
No. 4 ilnazhad says:

There are also some studies that how it helps you advance your career.
Ew… remember when she told E! that she prays EVERY NIGHT that she will lose weight? Um, her body is healthy… and I think a head of state should focus on more significant things…
Fucking vanity, man. It's ruining my day every day.

Posted: Aug 18, 2008 at 11:23 am
No. 5 sar says:

convening with a deity - ur doin it rong

Posted: Aug 18, 2008 at 11:45 am
No. 6 gayledi says:

She is just trying to keep up with Nancy Pelosi.

Posted: Aug 18, 2008 at 12:18 pm
No. 7 kittenpaw says:

Maybe she just looks better because she's not campaigning 24/7. Sleeping will do wonders for your face.

Posted: Aug 18, 2008 at 12:36 pm
No. 8 blah says:

Meh….no big deal. A little freshening up is ok, just don't take it to the point where you end up blinking your lips.

…and Ilz, I don't know of a woman alive that doesn't think about her weight (especially when you're old enough to look back and remember you used to be petite).

Posted: Aug 18, 2008 at 12:59 pm
No. 9 killorn says:

off topic, but I am wondering if anyone saw Aubrey O'Day's face over the weekend when she was hosting some Making the Bland countdown. Looking at her lips gave me the sudden urge to swim upstream and spawn.

Posted: Aug 18, 2008 at 7:06 pm
No. 10 stopthemadness says:

i was just looking at my ass today and thinking "hmmm… little more junk in that trunk than usual."

but god help me, i hate the gym and you cannot make me go.

Posted: Aug 18, 2008 at 8:27 pm
No. 11 kat says:

Head of state my ass.

And I see nothing wrong with some dermafiller. I turn 35 next weekend and I already have started the countdown.

Posted: Aug 18, 2008 at 9:12 pm
No. 12 Hate says:

Whore.

Posted: Aug 19, 2008 at 2:24 am
No. 13 hms says:

Nancy Pelosi looks like she's had too much facial plastic surgery, but what do you expect, she's from California.

Posted: Aug 20, 2008 at 9:35 am
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