Animals
Hide your pups, Britons. Paris Hilton, known murderer of animals, has inked a deal to star in a reality television show in which she will manage a dog grooming shop in London. Says a source to UK paper the Sunday Star: "Watching Paris act out her Los Angeles lifestyle, in which tiaras for Chihuahuas are of real importance, should be very entertaining. And she will no doubt be hitting the clubs and parties over here in the same way she does back home." Apparently, coiffed show dogs don't have to be canines.
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Grooming dogs? The intellectual challenge is amazing. It will be a test of wills. Paris vs. small dogs. I give the small dogs the edge.
lame and stupid…like everything else she stands for.
We sent you Posh …you send us Paris and a dog. Fair trade.
I hope the dog can play football.
I don't even care. I hope the show is a huge fucking hit and now England can keep her flappy ass. This is the best news ever. I hope Heidi and Spencer will follow her lead.
And my apologies to the canines in London. But we thank you ever so much and I'm sorry if a few of you die. Kisses.
Hey juju….just to show how much we love you Yanks…we'll send you Naomi Campbell..for free. Cheers m'dears.
…minus her bags …of course.
Great, but I think we've had enough of her beating our people. Do you have anybody less violent?
how about….Amy Winehouse ?….she's violent….but only to herself. You can't have her for free though….she's going to cost you a fistfull of grammies….and a bottle of Heineken :)…for me. Cheers.
Billy - I'll give you a lifetime supply of Heineken if you'll just keep Amy Winehouse on that side of the pond for me. How does that sound?
Your on naughty Nic…thats a deal. juju…do you fancy coming over for a party?
juju.. if your coming maybe Paris can bring you over….as her dog.
No way. She'll leave me in a closet to starve to death. But I'll finally fit into those double 0 pants.
I would rather be anything than one of Paris' dogs, especially Tinkerbell.