She looks pretty, vapid, and conceited. I bet her friends hate her.

They both look like they just rolled out bed. And they probably did, ewww.

I think she's a Danish model called May Anderson? She was arrested awhile ago for having a hissy fit on a trans-Atlantic flight. So looks aside, I guess they have other things in common.

I've NEVER understood the hype surrounding Kid Rock. He's ugly, his music has always sucked, he's a poser, and he dated Pamela Anderson afer she announced she had an STD.

One of my favorite underground artists, Hank III, also strongly dislikes him. I love that he refused to let Kid Rock into his trailer. This link explains the reason for the bad feelings:
http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/kidrock.asp

While I'm talking about great underground country, I'd also like to recommend Unknown Hinson.

If that's May Anderson, then, yeah…. she dated Steve-O. Would you call this a "step up"?

Yeah, Kid Rock is a giant leap up from Steve-O in my book, but Cisco Adler would even be a step or so up from Steve-O.

i completely think its a step up.

i don't get it with kid rock either…but he's not a bad guy, is he?

its true.. you dont hear said about him what you do others.. althought that doesnt make you a good guy either.

I still like him, but he definitely dropped a considerable amount after the "Scott Stapp" incident was revealed. Yuck.

So far all of the guys mentioned here would require a blood test after a date.

Hopefully you'd get one from them before the date!

I think anybody who dates any of them should require a waiting period till the results come back. Maybe longer if they've had sex with Paris.

Is she still doing that whole celibacy thing?

I guess it depends on your definition of celibacy.

You know, celibacy.

Guys whose names you don't know don't count as sexual escapades.

If you give them a fake phone number, it doesn't count either.

different area codes dont count. Her house is in beverly hills, that leaves plent of LA and hte whole wide world covered

Hmmmmmmmm. We don't know what her definition is but I'm pretty sure if it's under 2 guys a day then it doesn't count.

'cmon juju thats just a given'. isnt that true for everyone?

what? i mean.. um.

Oh yeah, sure April. It's just like when you warm up and stretch before running. Otherwise you'll get a wicked cramp.

And those cramps are even worse than the dreaded calf strains. You don't even want to take the chance!

glad we are all on the same page. i was so nervous for a second, i thought i was a whore

Perish the thought, babe! ;)

Nooooooo, not a whore. Now if you walked around in miniskirts with no undies picking up spare change. That's a different story.

Why don't you guys just instant message each other?

We've been trying to get Cord to give us private messaging. Tell him that you are disgusted with our antics and that you demand it. Thanks, hon.

It's called MSN.

if you guys get private messaging, the public comments will be full of inside jokes that i don't understand. and i'll feel sad. like this:

:(

Well, I guess we'll have to see what the rest of the peanut gallery thinks. I don't want to keep pissing off newfgirl, but it would certainly behoove me to sadden sar as well.

I wouldn't want to behoove you or sadden sar either.

Signed,

Mr. Peanut

newfgirl i enjoy that your sex is ambiguous.

i dont htink i can behoove anything.

im just not that proper or necessary.

I also enjoy newfgirl's sexually ambiguity. How refreshing!

April you are both proper and necessary.

Turn your :( into a :) It is quite a pickle we are in. A jam if you will. But I would not enjoy a pickle jam.

Oh April, is that a mid day haiku I see?

Sam I am, green eggs and ham.

or is it her/his gender that suffers ambiguity. sometimes i get sex and gender confused.

yea. a crappy hiaku. aw evil, i think you are both necessary and proper too. I think, by those deffinitions, we behoove. so newfgirl i guess you did behoove us (although i didnt not know it was possible)

p.s. great book on the subject? Herdt, Gilbert (ed.) (1996). Third Sex Third Gender: Beyond Sexual Dimorphism in Culture and History. ISBN 0-942299-82-5

now if this were a private message, no one else would get to know that.

But I would probably be a bitch and share it, you know that's how I am.

Ouch.

Hey, you've got your sex in my gender. And you've got your gender in my sex. I hate when that happens but what a tasty treat.

not kidding about herdt. check it.

I will April, sounds interesting.

jujubees, you just made me shed a tear, that was beauteous.

juju.

this is like the 3rd time you've made me laugh outloud today. i appreciate it more than you know.

big tear. I should really be ashamed. It's 3pm and I'm just sitting here watching Passions. Looosah.

I just keep telling myself, at least I didn't borrow my friend pants with the cocaine in them and kidnap 3 guys for a little car chase.

And then blame it on "the black guy."

And anybody else who's in the general area. My assistants mother, Billy Bush, you. I blame you most of all.

Well, of course. I am evil after all, and I must be stopped.

if you were truely evil, you wouldnt think you must be stopped. have you found the light?

I don't know…Tammy Faye's death softened me a little. But I will continue to move forward with my plan for world domination. *BWAH HA HA*

praise xenu.

Did you say those van's are white? Just checking.

Hit the deck, juju!

It's just the ice cream man. Unless that's the new Scientology recruiting methods. They had me at ice cream sandwhich.

they have actually resorted to putting opium in chipwiches to lure in children while they are young.

crap, should i have said that on pm?

Where can I get one of those sandwhiches? I need to lose 5 pounds. I tried to pm you through my mind, did you get it?

got it. did you get my response? i gave you directions to scientology snadwiches.

i think the best part about being thetan is the mindreading abilities. newfgirl is gonna be so psyched.

Sorry I have dial up, it takes forever to get my messages.

it took me about 3 minutes to read all the posts since my last comment and i never thought i could fall in love this fast

wait - no - there was a this dress one time in college. but we wouldn't be right for each other now. i've grown.

fatter! get it!? ok yes you get it. sorry.

Hey sar! Yeah, I guess you see we decided to go with your idea…sorry, newfgirl.