Are We Sure She's Human?
We just recently discovered Jocelyn Wildenstein — seen here terrorizing the people of Hollywood — and we are convinced she is the scariest looking person on the planet. Here's the info we dug up on this 67-year-old creature, courtesy of the ever-reliable Wikipedia:
[Jocelyn] is known to have received several silicone injections to the lips, cheek, and chin along with a facelift and eye reconstruction to appear more feline. Her eyes were pulled up and back, giving them a more feline shape.
Our cat just looked at that picture and has been hiding under the bed ever since.
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Lisa, is this what a smoky vagina looks like?
That bitch is so fucked up looking.
Her hair looks nice.
That's all I got.
ewwwww… yuckyyyyyyyyy
ONLY MONEY CAN GET YOU THAT.BUT WHAT EVER SHE PAID IT WAS TOO MUCH!
I HEARD SHE'S CHANGING HER NAME TO KITTEN
PURRRRRRRRR
Ever seen this dude?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/h.....avner1.jpg
What a trip…
ADDICTED THATS A MATCH MADE IN THE LITTER BOX OF HEAVEN
MAYBE IT'S A CULT HEADED BY THE LION KING
What is that crazy orang tint around her scalp? I want to hide with Whitney's cat.
juju IT'S FUR
but those are the reformed face pictures!
her older ones are wayyy worse. she tried to undo some of the work…
dig deeper….
http://joetohell.blogspot.com
Scroll down to bottom of page for her before pics- pretty lady before she fuc%$ed it all up. I guess she started the surgeries to please her (now ex) husband too?
http://images.google.com/imgre.....l%26sa%3DN
Ahh, but she's obv mentally ill-but here we are feeling sorry for bloody Brit Brit and Amy Wino! This woman is clearly and sadly severely disturbed….
boo hoo speak for yourself, i do not have a single shred of sympathy for brit or amy.
They did something similar to this on nip/tuck.
I wonder if she's a Leo.
completely off topic. juju, rob from rob and big just said "we're going to bedazzle the crowd, we're going to bedazzle the crowd." i think someone owes you royalties.
I want to know HOW anyone could do that to themselves, look in the mirror and then think it's ok to go outside.
There should really be some sort of law that prevents plastic surgeons from operating on someone who is obviously out of their freaking mind.
gross
Her story is actually really sad and deranged. She did this because her husband really liked big cats, so when he started having an affair she started having all these surgeries to look more feline, to try to win him back. Why she thought "liked cats"=wants to have sex with a woman carved up to look like a cat, is beyond me. Thank god he didn't like spiders.
ok, cool me. Just tired of these posts in allllll the blogs going on and on and on and on about 'poor fucking brit' and 'ohh, amy the tortured genius'…and it's like, er, hello? Urgh. It's all a media/fame/celebrity play game but it sucks when this 'person' is even being insulted as, she is genuinely sad/depressed….big time body dysmorphia..
i meant 'mae' instead of 'me'
Stuff: I think that just may be a close up of HutchVag.
Eyes: I think it is a "professional standard," meaning it is not ok, but you can probably find someone to operate. Maybe she shares Jacko's doctor?
Janice: don't leave us hanging. Did she win him back? Enquiring ™ minds and all.
Lisa, sadly, in a love story more tragically ill-fated than Romeo and Juliet, she did not. Alas, he preferred to sex up assorted young women than the plasticized cat woman created by his neglect.
yes, janice, please tell us so I don't have to go LOOK IT UP. I'm lazy today.
Oops, damn refresh button. Thanks janice.
I'm suing for 6 million.
Juju, go for 9. That's $1 million per letter in bedazzled. Unless some letters mean less to you.
You know, Janice, one would think that she would have gone for the younger-woman-my-hubs-is-sexing-up look, but I guess "big cat" is a close second? I think at this point she should just look for a face transplant - you can't go home again.
janice's story sounds right…i think i saw something on this woman on some type of dateline show. i love my kitty (and i think he loves me…i think) but obviously there's something wrong with me 'cause i don't have a desire to look like him. but he really is such a cutie!
there's a double pussy joke in here somewhere but i can't find it…
Um, you and your cat are lesbians? Or that's not what Mr. Wildenstein meant when he said his fantasy was two pussies at once?
back in the late 90's she was all over Page 6 and in the NY Post. She looked a smidge more nortmal back then, but has been doing this to herself since the 80's I think. Clearly a wonderful mother as she can now nurse a full litter of 12 with all the extra nipples she had added
Oh Whitney, you are showing your youth, you just heard about the "Cat Lady"??????
Know who was awesome? Bat Boy. Cat Lady and Bat Boy Tunderdome!
Like BeA pointed out, Wildenstein was trying desperately to save her marriage…so this was her idea of counseling.
I looked at those old pics…is it just me or does "pre-surgery" Cat Lady look alot like "pre-surgery" Pam Anderson? Strange!
I remember this woman and her feline quackery. She was always on, A Current Affair. Remember that shows flying triangle? I do. I thought you all would care.
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!! I've seen pics of Ms. Wildebeest before, but this is by far the most f*cked-up. I can taste my lunch rushing up my esophagus.
Anybody ever see pics of some blond guy from CA, hairdresser dude, who had pec implants, calf implants, butt implants, a nose job, chin and cheek implants, eye lift, and brow lift? And he's not even 40? He looks like a freakin' Ken Doll, totally disproportionate and his face is practically featureless with all the shit crammed under his skin. I've been trying to find it. I'll keep looking…