The Road to the Schmoscars
If the WGA strike remains unresolved on February 24, the date of the Oscars, event host Jon Stewart reportedly has said he will not attend the ceremony. If that is indeed the case, this year's Academy Awards ceremony is set to be a hostless, actorless ("I just hope that the actors are there — I pray that the actors are there") affair consisting of many "old clips of past shows." Working in the Academy's favor is that this sounds only slightly less boring than normal.
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You know who really suffers here? God. God will feel so unappreciated without all the actors' acceptance speeches thanking him. Jesus too, to a lesser extent. They will be comisserating on the couch in their PJs.
The Holy Ghost totally has a case of schadenfreude.
Lisa, you forgot Xenu. Yet another sign of poor Xenu's neglect. He works, and he works, for his followers, and is it too much to ask for a little thank you speech? I guess so. Thanks, WGA. Thanks.