I think Cord hates tattoos

Ya think?

If his hair takes 30 minutes, he's doing something wrong.

He should cut his hair time in half and grab a snack instead.

it probably takes 30 minutes, but he probably only does it once a week. 9my mind is reaching back to high school when ALL my friends had mohawks/liberty spikes - they were all dirty. im sure he is)

I've done my boys' hair in spikes before (not that high, just general spikes) and they do last a couple of days. They might last longer, I don't know, they wash it out at least every other day. *lol*

I wonder if Travis wraps it in toilet paper for bed like Dolly Parton in Steel Magnolias.

my friend used to use super glue…

ps. i absolutely think he does. now im thinking about that movie :-(…
its blush and rose
its pink and pink.

It looks like the church has been hosed down in Pepto Bismal.

I swear the stuff I use on my kids' hair is glue. It has the same texture and God forbid they wave their hair close to your eyeball.

We used to use egg whites and sugar in high school. The whole "blonde chick from Thompson Twins" look. Except I never had the sides shaved.

Pink is my signature color.

I wear a size 6 but a 7 feels so good that I buy a size 8.

My God, you look different. Have you shrunk?

shes right it does look like a helmet (and at that point im usually too hysterical to laugh)

We'll have tshirts made that say "I Hit Ouiser!"

that is one ugly dog. if it had hair it would be a st. bernard.

All gay men have track lighting. And all gay men are named Mark, Rick, or Steve.

If you don't have anything nice to say, than come sit buy me.

BY ME. Dear lord, I need to lay off the red bull y'all.

Have you ever noticed that after Clairee says "The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize!," everyone looks at her oddly and there's a really awkward pause before they cut?

"Looks like two pigs fightin' under a blanket."

I love that movie, it's one of my faves. And being a southern girl, it's real easy to quote the lines for a giggle with my non-southern friends.

On another note, Travis really isn't all that unattractive. Some ppl are turned off by the tats, etc. But if he's comfortable in his own skin, literally, then who am I to judge? Plus, he really is a talented drummer. =) I can't say that I really care that much for Shanna, though.

Shanna gets points for putting Paris in her place in my book.

That was pretty funny. But who knows what she may be getting after he was with Paris. Who hasn't slept with who over there? It's like on big giant cess pool of sex. A sexcesspool, if you will.

I think sexcesspool is my new favorite word!

Piss popsicles in the sexcesspool at my place. You bring the margaritas.

Leave me your number on my pager and I'll try and find a phonebooth so I can get the directions. I'll bring the redbull.