Going on vacations and doing really touristy shit is like going to the library and reading the the New York Times. Sure, it's better than nothing, but you're missing out on the wealth of particular excitements and specific taboos to be found only in that locale.
Last time I went to Hawaii, I would start the day cliff diving into murky depths, and I would end it at an unkempt karaoke bar with my arm around meth addicts who garbled the words to "Paradise City." Save for me, everyone in the bar was from Honolulu, and there wasn't a single grass skirt in sight. And there definitely weren't any shirts that said "I'm getting lei'd tonight!"
What the fuck, dude? It looks like you're making fun of Hawaii, not enjoying it.
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My Grandma has been looking for her suntan support hose…
They both look ridiculous, but that really has nothing to do with going on vacation and only doing touristy things. Did you use this post as an excuse to tell us all about (one of?) your adventurous Hawaiian getaway, Cord? ;)
hahahahahah cord!!!
i havent visited mollygood in weeks, and this was the most recent post when i did.
i'm riding your wavelength, bro. its a sign. call me.
She looks like an old tranny hooker. Why is HE wearing the skirt? What the hell is she wearing and how is it Hawaiian?
you fucking suck, cord. yes, they look ridiculous… but i could care less about how cool you managed to act last time you were in hawaii
nowayjose,
Hang loose, bra.
Aloha,
Cord
What a smug, borderline-obnoxious post.
By that logic I would spend my time in NYC on bar crawls in Willamsburg with "locals" rather than going to MOMA or the Statue of Liberty. Not every vacation is an anthropological expedition, and sometimes you just want to be a tourist.
They're actually in NYC not Hawaii.
Well then, I guess that means that Stumpy CAN enjoy NYC in the touristy way.
Best,
Cord
I can't agree wholeheartly, Cord. It's certainly fun to hobnob with the locals, but there's a certain cheeky, cheesy fun to doing the overly touristy things. It's just silly, and that's fun, too!
And THANK YOU for bringing the "Recent Comments" back…it's really great.
HA HA…. Cord is still upset about losing out to Jacob Rooksby for that executive editor position back at William & Mary. Just quit dude. The only people who come on this site are bashers.
I really wanted that link to "meth addicts" to be a picture of Cord with his arms wrapped around a meth freak. What a bummer.
Why is Dee Snider hanging with this Jordan guy? Seriously, does she have alarming cellulite? Why else would she trapes around Hawaii with support hose on?
I agree with maria. I was hoping for a pic of Cord and some meth heads partying all TWEAKEND long.
Cord gets the petition smackdown yet again.
http://www.petitiononline.com/.....ition.html
Come on Cord, the readers demand it! We want pics of sketchers!
Jacob Rooksby? Isn't he that super- rich kid on "Fairly Odd Parents" that has Fairy Godparents because his parents completely ignore him in their endless pursuit of wealth? Certainly sounds the same…
Ugh, people. This picture is of them going to a Hawaiian themed birthday party in NY or LA. This site has been sucking lately. It used to be my favorite, but now it just links to my favorites.
I am with you Brandi…this stopped being a celeb gossip site a long time ago
I don't get how her outfit has anything REMOTELY to do with Hawaii.
NERDZ, I think your petition blows. The pictures are fun I've seen them before, I just wanted to see them again, ya fat jerk.
"NERDZ, I think your petition blows."
Bitch, it ain't my petition. Do a search of old posts before you jump up my ass.