Perhaps The Hills doesn't afford its cast members lives of unbridled spending, a presumption about which we've previously bitched. Proof positive is the above clip of the making of Heidi Montag's music video, which looks to be produced, directed and filmed by Spencer Pratt, one of the worst people MTV has ever featured in its pockmarked history. Cheap! And so awful!
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i love the hills and hate heidi and spencer.. never has there been a last name that so perfeclt described someone since the days of yore.
Tom thatcher - tom the thatcher
Spencer pratt - spencer the pratt.
Oh god oh god oh god i kind of like her song. I must of died and gone to hell.
Again with the arms. I feel bad for that poor fisher. He just wanted to catch some fish. He didn't ask to hear that song 10x out of a craptastic boombox.
I hear that's how Dave Chapelle does it too. I think I remember seeing JLO's video and there bring a sony boombox circa 1999.
She has as much sex appeal as a jar of mayonnaise. Wait, I take that back. Mayonnaise is actually sexier. He is just a waste of space and oxygen. Maybe he was in Malibu and lightning tried to strike him, then started a fire.
Cere, you are clever and smart. Someone must have slipped you a mickey if you truly like that song, cause I just refuse to believe you would ever if you were in your right mind!!!!
I'm trying not to judge Cerebratious, I shamefully like, Gimmie More. But, Heidi, really?
I think if they play this video on mtv or vh1 I will stab myself in the heart. Oh God let their 15 min be up.
Cooter got a Commie! Sorry I'm just so touched. In more ways than one.
she sounds like a chipmunk on crack.
i'm sorry, who are these people again?
Friggin rub it in, Cooter. I've had 2 but look where that got me. Remember that when you're desperately aksing random people to award your humorous comments.
I kind of like the song, too; I'm going to burn in the fires of hell, obvi. But someone needs to talk to this girl about her dancing! She looks like a frog in a blender.
I have only one thing to say..WTF.
dear Cooter49-I am so proud of you!!!:-)
I kept hoping for a giant wave to knock em' both over! Damn, now THAT would have been a good video.
That is pretty damn funny. I can't believe he was using that peice of s@#t radio to play he crappy song. ROTFL. I will have hilarious dreams because of that. HAHAHA,
Someone please show that girl how to dance without waving those giant mitts around…
celebratious, you are a hot bitch, so I have to admit, I like the song. I will totally hold hands w/ you on the way down.
Heidi is taking a page from Britney's life…
fake boobs. check
lack luster boyfriend. check
lip synch perfection. check
She's just missing the greasy extensions and poor fashion choices. She does have the benefit of skewed view of reality so, check there.
I had to watch again to be sure she really does dance that badly. I had a thought it might be a mistake. Nope, it's true. She truly is a heinous dancer. Was she going for the, "Cherish" video ala Madonna?
Thanks q.c.!!! Have you had one? What a great honor.
Ewww. I hate feeling embarrassed for other people. BTW, how many pictures have I seen of her in that pink bikini?
I was so embarressed to watch that, the best thing about that video was the guy on the rocks fishing.
OMFG!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!! LMAO!!!!! ARE THEY SERIOUS?! The funniest part is the guy fishing!! LOL!
Psst, Cord. I nominate the above for a Commie.
OH MY GOD-SPENCER IS A FREAK-Hay Spence nice bombbox must of cost a ton of $$$-OH Ya do you even work????? Maybe fishing is your thing so throw the camera and Heidi and your hook-up system in the water,since trolling does fit you.
question for heidi: Do you want to be a singer or a porn star? Think again….
OMG ! these 2 are sickening, Doesn't she have any brain cells to not see that her so called man spenser is using her & he is a pure physco ! when she wakes up some day & trys to leave him he'll be stalking her all over the place he can't even stand being away from his unlit lightbulb girlfriend for a half a second ,never mind when she decides he's a loser !!
damn he needs to get a job ,a real one not following her, so he can feed that girl, she is so skinny she looks like nicole richie did at her worst and whats up with the porn moves on the beach? I'm bisexual and I would'nt take a second look at her like that ! these 2 are so nasty, dumb and they are the laughing stock of hollywood,they are just to clueless and ignorrant to even see that we are all laughing at them !! Please make them go away !!
did anyone else notice her misplaced nipple in her k-mart bathing suit ? eeewww the dr messed that tittie up ! or maybe spenser told him to put it there, so he did'nt have to lower his head, in case someone was trying to get a photo shot of his stupid ass !! LMAO !!!
OMG….hilarious but worse than that simply pathetic. They deserve each other….dumb and dumber.Talk about being a puppet. Heidi, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. Instead of going to the beach to make that pitiful video, you should have gone to Oz for a brain.Dumbass.Spencer,what can one say about you?Modern day slave owner.
Heidi eat a sandwich
Spencer eat a d!*k
Are they serious? Really, are they serious? No really, are they serious? But seriously, are they serious?
I mean, they can't be serious!
I sincerely want to rescue that poor child, chain her to my refrigerator and feed her. Someone needs to call the girls parents to come and take that girl home!
Ahhhh! I think that I laughed the entire time- out of sheer embarassment for her- haha. the look on that poor fishermans face.
What the f**k she sounds lik flippin jessica simpson but the sad thing is hedis lip singin so it might actually be jessica stupid bitch shes from the country i guess thats wat happens wen u get bored down there u make pornos she is a stupid puppet
yeah, what miami girl said!!! i'm still LOL!!!
OMG, i think i have to go THROW UP now!!! that was horrible and what the hell, why was she sticking her azz up in the air so much… ewwwwwwwwwwww yuck!!!
that girl needs to eat a steak sandwich! and what doctor screwed up those titties??? ohhh lopsided-azz titties, one nipple is way up here and the other one was at her knees!!! Poor girl… IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN, that's the song she SHOULD be singing!!! OH and Spencer needs to just admit the only reason he likes Heidi is because she looks just like the that She-Pratt sister of his!!!
she ans spencer are such losers…wtf was that boom box? LOL i cant help but cringe… and what about the arm-flapping…mariah carey on crack! LOL
THiS RiGHT HERE CAN MAKE A SANE PERS0N G0 NUTS! THEY'RE B0TH FUCKiN D0UCHES.
i swear, i saw her use about 3 dance moves throughout that video.. and not very well, mind you. lmao i just love how spencer kept running around after her with that boom box!!! i was just praying for the wind to pick up so i wouldn't have to listen to any more!! and that fisherman.. i think just watching him fish for 3 minutes would have made a wayyyyy better video.
ew i hate them and that's beyond cheap and gross…can't wait til she has a video and gets humillated
omg i dunno if anyone saw mtv the other nite but they turned the video into a ad for a sexline
so much better that way
i dunno what she was thinking when she thought the world might like this
Ok that was the most painful thing that I have EVER watched!!! But yet I have to say it made my night. I got the BEST laugh ever from watching. Brought tears to my eye!!! Thank you Heidi for letting me laugh at your expense!!!! Your the best!! Please make more… I need a great laugh once in awhile!!!
These two are a couple of douche bags. It's only a matter of time before the sex tape surfaces. Spencer looks like he has balls hanging from his chin w/ a beard.
She has ugly hands and sounds like Mickey Mouse. Couldn't even finish it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GVTGNcGNeY
OMG… What were you thinking? I actually liked your first song but this just made you look cheap. Come on girl I know you can do better than that.
hahhaha omg… if only the fisherman could have used her jumpy-wiggly ass for bait maybe he would catch alot more fish- that would be a great video to watch!!…but i guess that wouldnt work since her fake boobs would prove to be way too bouyant… and in case you are reading this heidi- buoyant may be too big of a word for you…so ill just simply say that you will float… hope that is a lil clearer… oh yea and since when does every reality show like to turn their characters into stars? they werent supposed to get on a reality show for their talent in acting!!! …that is pretty much the most fucked up thing i have seen- move aside dumbasses and let the real talented people get the spot light!!!!
oh yea and did anyone get the feeling that she has sucked some major d**k ???…not to complement spencer…cuz im not…but her mouth was open like a mile wide the whole entire time - i bet its because she is starving… just saying this gurl should be entering an eating contest…at least she could gain some weight and maybe she could even win the eating contest…..naw what am i thinkin- even that takes talent.