Ranae Shrider, the lovely woman who filmed a sex tape with Verne Troyer and then leaked it on the Internet, is playing this "scandal" like a pro. Not only has she been seen all over the World Wide Web with Mini Me's reptilian tongue darting down her throat — now she's speaking out to the media and sharing way too many details about the former couple's sex life.
As for their fairytale romance, Ranae admits that as soon as she met Verne she was so captivated by his personality she no longer cared that he was less than three feet tall: "I liked him so much I even gave up wearing high heels for six months." Sounds like love, no?
Unfortunately for us, true love didn't last forever in this instance, which means we are now being treated to the details of the couple's sex life — after the jump, for those who have already eaten breakfast.
On Verne's height:
Anything but the traditional missionary position was just impossible. So I'd lie on the bed and Verne would crawl up my legs to have sex with me. And as he did it his feet would be tickling my knees!
It wasn't quite as passionate as sex with a normal-sized man but he did his best. He didn't wear a condom. There was no point, they're all too big. On the whole though, he wasn't short of sexy skills and tried his hardest to make up in technique what he lacked in size.
On the couple's romantic first night together:
It was two weeks before we finally had sex, at his place. I was so nervous I wanted it over and done with. … For a small guy he's quite well endowed. I had no complaints. But the whole thing was over in three minutes.
It was strange having sex with someone who couldn't reach to kiss me at the same time, except for my tummy that is! I was so relieved it was over. But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes.
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"So I’d lie on the bed and Verne would crawl up my legs to have sex with me."
That has to be one of the creepiest mental images you will have today. Add to that the image of Vern busting a nut at the Y and popping his O face it's a wonder this chick is still strait.
"I was so nervous I wanted it over and done with."
Later, after Vern had curled up in her underpants for the night and gone to sleep, she took a long hot shower but just couldn't get the water hot enough.
She must of blocked out the experience because her statements contadict each other. First she says he doesn't wear a condom because his dick is too small for them to fit.. then she turns around and says he's well endowed. I guess Vern's publicist had a talk with her. They should kill all those little goblins at birth.
I think you could still be "well-endowed" for someone his size, and not fit into regular condoms.
I hate you for making me think about this.
She also says she gave up wearing heels, but isn't she wearing heels in the pic?
And… way to hold out for that entire two weeks before finally having sex.
They should score their sex tape with the flying monkey music from the Wizard of Oz.
And what is well-endowed for someone 2 ft. 8? I'm guessing 3 to 4 inches tops. Anything bigger and he would pass out from lack blood to the brain.
you'd think a 3 inch penis was huge also if you had a tiny head.
I just dry heaved a little bit.
I just stuck a stick in my eye. It's relieving.
Fluffy T, that's what I was thinking. She states it like two weeks is a long time, too.
That night we made love three times in 20 minutes.
Yikes.
Why doesn't he just date a midget??
This guy makes no sense.. There are tons of midgets and dwarfs for him to bang. SMH