Is that Ginger Ale she is drinking? It is great when you are feeling nauseous

Maybe is someone, not saying who, did some undercover reporting from the womb we could have a definite answer. We just need a shrinking gun. Let's see Perez do that. He could use a shrinking gun regardless of undercover reporting. For his head. Nothing can help that ass.

Maybe it's just that her ass implants have slipped around and it is not really a baby bump.

Ahhhhhhhhh, I just looked at the full outfit. Pleather leggings and a capeletter. What the hell kind of outfit is that? What's going on with all the beading? Does she think she's some kind of impregnated superhero? And get your husband a blood transfusion. He's all weak looking.

i think shes a matador.

I think she is faking it so she won't have to have sex with Skelator.

I got a hot cocoa this morning and put a york peppermit patty in it. It's probably one of my best ideas ever.

I bet his fingers feel all clammy on your skin.

Did you feel like you were whooshing down a mountain? Or did you feel more like Lucy's "partner"?

mountain whooshing…hot cocoa with a minty touch doesn't make me feel that lesbionic

Eveyone knows she is having twins. LL is more like, "hey, smell this. What do you think?"

cocoa with a minty touch always makes me feel lesbionic.

Perhaps if i was at a ski lodge i would…mostly just because my best friend from the age of 5 until 17 loved to go skiing and I'd go with her every winter. When she came out of the closet in high school she ditched me for her new girlfriend/new best friend and I haven't been skiing since. And no, skiing isn't a euphamism.

Damnit, I had a great one and everything. I'll just put my = sign away.

Haha sorry juju..I knew one of you dirty hags would take it there

Do it anyways Juju! Here is the volley:

my best friend from the age of 5 until 17 loved to go skiing and I’d go with her every winter. When she came out of the closet in high school she ditched me for her new girlfriend/new best friend and I haven’t been skiing since…

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Hot chocolate with peppermint patty's ( the candy) sounds divine. i think if I was going to turn lebonese then I would want someone more feminine like Sally. Lucy and Peppermint Patty are too butch.

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I just really really don't care if there's one or a dozen in there. Or none at all. It's her freaking uterus, not mine.

I think LL is holding up 1 finger cause he hit it once and he thinks the baby is his.

If by skiing you mean = mogul diving

alright, i'll take this one, 10 minutes is too long to wait on an = joke….

..if by skiing you mean = lesbian sex!!

thank god juju…i was getting worried

haaaaaaaa. I just got in there.

if by skiing you mean= muff diving

I had put my "=" away but and had to get in on some Lou action. But then I saw I got the green light.

If by skining you mean= strap on action

i love you mom! lol

right back atcha deimos…also, juju..mogel diving, nice one.

Phew! I was sooooooooooo worried you guys!

For your consideration:

Yeah, if skiing = scissoring!

I was trying to work in the bunny hill and bunnieballs. It was a whole thing and then it just got too complicated.

if skiing = donut bumping…

yeah think about it.

i thought about it and it made me cringe. lol

me too deimos, and i said it.

I thought about it and now I want to go to dunkin donughts.

that's our juju! haha

wi'll you get me a chocolate cruller while your there?

If I don't eat them all. That's why I need to workout so much. I can't say no to a donught. Or cake. Anything that's delicious. Unless it has coconut or raisins. Ewwww, no likey.

Speaking of cake, it's my birthday today and I'm getting a cake when I get home from work!!

mmmm crullers and coffee!

Although it is Dunking DOGnuts, please

Happy Birthday to Your Mom,
Happy Birthday to Your Mom,
Happy Birthdaaaaaaaaaay to Your Moooooo-oooooom,
Happy Birthday to Your Mom!

Happy B-day!!

Awww thanks Lisa! That makes me feel pretty special…in both the cooter as well as in the heart.

happy birthday mom. i'll wish you a happy birthday from cord also because we all know his bunnieballed ass is too good to say happy birthday to people.

Thanks everyone!! (Including Cord and his intern that reads and posts the commies!)

tomba for mom!!!!!

Happy BIRTHDAY. Your only as young as your cooter feels. Or is it. Your only as old as your cooter looks. Hmm, You look old so feel your cooter. Something like that. JUST DRINK!

You're only a young cooter once.

PP is totally right. she's gotta be having LL's babies…think back to LL shirtless in one of his vids, especially "mama said knock you out" and tell me whose babies J. Lo would rather have, LL's or marc "heroin chic skinny" anthony. plus, she likes the brothers…

HAPPY B-DAY YOURMOM! this is for you baby…

http://i153.photobucket.com/al.....anSexy.jpg

ok…that was wrong of me. here's your real b-day gift…totally NSFW by the way.

http://sup3rsonik.free.fr/Deli.....-penis.jpg

Um, does anybody else here think LL looks like a mutant? His head is bigger than the other 2's combined. Freaky!

I bet that finger he is holding up is what JLo told him Skelator's wee wee looks like. That is why her & LL are giggling and Skelator is looked pissed.LL is saying " Now can you knock a biatch up with that? HHHHHHeeeeeeeellllllllll No.

I like th pic j_b. Is that Paris' grandpa? He is HOT!

nah…that's my grandpa pp. alright…i feel bad, fo' real this time, so this is her real b-day gift.

http://home.sport.rr.com/mciar.....ayMan3.jpg

and here's the cake. enjoy!

http://i149.photobucket.com/al.....y_cake.jpg

I guess penis are like snowflakes.

peppermint patty in hot chocolate? dumbass! put peppermint schnapps in hot chocolate. THAT is called a peppermint patty. jeez.