AJ McLean's Patented System
AJ McLean is so hardcore, you guys. The Backstreet Boy likes to live on the edge by performing solo as his alter ego, Johnny No Name. Johnny, from what we can gather, is a massive tool — but you can learn from the master in five easy steps! All you have to do is point to the audience with intensity in your eyes, then grab your crotch, hump a mic stand, take off your shirt … and for the grand finale you show your sensitive side by playing the guitar in a leopard print tank. The ladies, they love it.
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there. I feel better. oh wait-
aaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa. that was good. super-lovin ya, Johnny NoName. Thanks for the laughs.
dang, I posted in my alter ego normally reserved for Spencer Pratts golden advice column. oops. I heart Johnny NoName. Rock out with your cock out, my mama always said.
Saddy-pants, is that your brittish alter ego posting?
He's had that same knit cap on since 2001. Let's just get it over with and take it off. Just get a Travolta wig if it's that bad.
If you want a boy band listen to TOYIO HOTEL at least they are up to date. THIS GUY IS SAD ."remember when I was famous" NOT
Tokio Hotel
'tis JuJu. I got the idea from that poor lass who not only wet some poor chaps bed while legless but also thought Spencer Pratt could help her. Blimey! What a state she must have been in. But, back to balsy and his knit-wear: hahaha. Does Johnny NoName have enough money for a gauzy Johnny Travolta wig? JT is a multi millionaire. JNM should go on tour with Garth Brookes alter-ego (what was his name?) That would be douchalishous.
er- baldy, that is. *blushes* must have nads on the brain. It's that leopard print pose gittin me all riled up.
Hmmm… didn't see the attraction then. Still don't see it now.
The 13-year old in me weeps at the sight of this.
You know when you are on the train and the 32-year-old hustler, who looks way older and has the shakes, asks you for a quarter to make a phone call? Yeah, he looks like AJ.
Saddy-Pants ~ Chris Gaines and Johnny No Name…now there's a duo just waiting to explode!
I'm TOTALLY feelin' it! AND wearing my knit cap- see you in the front row JuJu.
I'll be in the front row if he's throwing in a 12 pack and some vicodin. I would only show up if I can be unconscious.
you are a hard woman jujubees. poor ol' johnny no name just tryna make a name fer hisself. wait-
He really wanted to be Johnny Backstreet but he was afraid the damn Carter boys would think it was a group then try and join. His career may suck but he doesn't need the Carter brothers stankin him up more.
the ladies love it….yes, the ladies and his gays.
Ten bucks says he's sporting the beenie for the same reason Bret Micheals wears those damn bandana's all the time. Male. Pattern. Baldness.
now can someone explain to me how he convinces dita von teese to hang out with him?