I'm kind of confused by this and wonder if I'm reading it wrong:

"She’s your fiancee, m’man; you don’t have to sneak glances anymore. And if you do, you need to call off that fucking wedding."

So if you haven't had a good look at your significant other's goods yet, you shouldn't get married?

Nice.

My husband and I should file for divorce. Apparently we never should've gotten married.

Disagree, but to each their own.

@Kitchy: Yes, you should. Cord is the moral compass of us all.

I'm not sure who these people are, but my initial impression is 1) They look too young/vain/shallow to be married, and 2) Any sneak peeks he gets at her boobs shouldn't count, because they aren't real anyway.

Apparently Cord's never heard the saying "Why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free?"

i agree but to each their own. im a big "kick the tires" kinda gal… but i think not is a vvalid choice

Kitchy, two of my best friends are devoutly Catholic. They've been dating for almost 7 years (they met at the beginning of college, and waited until she finished law school to get engaged), and are getting married in 11 months. I couldn't be prouder of them for sticking to their principles.

Besides, we all know Heidi and Spencer are a hoax. ;)

And Kitch? I was disagreeing with Cord, not you. ;)

I don't care what anyone else does before marriage, I just think that telling other people they have to have sex and take a test drive first is a pretty closeminded outlook.

On the plus side, this divorce means that my relationship with Beckham would no longer be adultery. Although he wouldn't qualify for divorce since they did take a test drive prior to marriage. So I guess it still would be adultery.

*sigh*

I gotcha, Cait. ;)

Life's so unfair, isn't it?

But is it considered adultry if Beckham's cheating on a robot?

@marie *lol* that was freakin' hilarious

@ kitch, i think you are absolutely right

of course, ive made it clear in the past im all for poeple having choices *ahem* gene simmons.

i think he'd qualify for divorce, when he tesst drove posh she was a different woman, literally (all that work shes had done thier cant be any original body left)

You know, sometimes if you don't test drive the goods you end up getting a lemon and returning it anyway.

Be that as it may, that is for each person to decide without the moral grandstanding of another.

….and this ia a BLOG. I don't think Cord was giving a speech on morality and premarital sex. Don't we read this blog for the witty insight?

wait, Cheeko, is that way you come here?

crap. I was coming here to use Cord's opinion as a moral guide.

…didn't Cord actually clarify to Kitchy that the intent of this post was exactly that, Cheeko?

I'm just sayin'…

The premarital sex was definitely inferred.

Best,
evil twin

Exactly, Evil.

Best,
Cait ;)

I didn't mean to come off like that. Apologies.

I read this blog for the "witty insight," but I would argue the witty ingsights are frequently mixed in with moral certainties. I tolerate the latter because I appreciate the wit that much.

Me too, Marie. Plus I have such a fun time irking Cord, that I can never stop coming here.

Actually, the picture, to me, doesn't look like he's trying to "sneak a peak." It just looks like he's either helping or watching her try to surf.

He's creeping me out in the picture where he's hosing her off. And the fact that she's wearing a girls gone wild, bikini, uggggggg. Is that and aspiration?

I'm not quite sure I get the girls gone wild bikini. Perhaps the 'girls gone synthetic' bikinis were all out of stock?

Yeah, I don't see much wildness or boob flashing here.

Cord, I think you're hilarious, obvi.

Mollygood is the place I always turn to for moral direction.

I have an arguement against waiting for marriage to have sex. Sex is a great way for a couple to bond and reduce stress and tension, if the sex isn't any good (which will unfortunately be worse for the woman than the man) they wont use this powerful tool, and have more stress in their marriage.

Knowing how to please a woman is an important trait in a good husband, and a woman is entitled to know what good sex is, and what pleasure she is capable of recieving.

I am not opposed to people choosing to wait for marriage to have sex, but I am opposed to the idea that that is the ideal choice.

This comment is dedicated to my married friends who hate eachother, and my ex-boyfriend.