'Twas a healthy round of Headline on Your Shoulders, and everyone followed the rules and avoided prison rape jokes (too easy and violent). The only questionable entry was someone who called Paris Hilton "irreverent," but I'm going to grant some leeway and assume they meant "irrelevant."
Today's winner is CDD:
Mollygood readers dare her to try her "n*gger/f*ggot" spewing and mocking of poor people while in jail
While CDD went with more of paragraph than a headline, it wins simply because the thought of Paris screaming "nigger" in a LA County prison was too good to ignore, especially with statistics on our side.
New HOYS after this jump.
For today, headline the too-rednecky-to-be-true story that the owner of www.knifecollector.com just paid about $10 million to own the original Dukes of Hazzard General Lee, the bright orange muscle car emblazoned with a giant Confederate flag that got them ol' Duke boys outta plenty of sticky situations. I reckon' this is probably the largest amount of money ever paid for that unwavering symbol of Southern "heritage" (not hate).
Show some wits and headline this.
[Source]
Editor
$10 Million is a Small Price to Pay When Compensating for Erectile Dysfunction
This is why hillbillies should stay poor.
The car is in mint condish and also came with a token redneck lady, complete with bad perm , in the passenger's seat!
p.s.
Bo and Luke wouldn't be caught dead wearing sneakers and baggy jeans with the cowboy hat (what was he thinking?).
I hope Parasite Hilton dies of cancer of the CUNT! ! !
it could be considered out of lines to wish cancer on some one in a public blog like this. you never know who is taking care of a dying loved one battling cancer
sorry but im going to call this one out even know im not a fan of paris myself.
oh and even though this car represents racism and red necks it is bad ass!!!! and i dont care who would call me a hillbilly cause the show was actually good and minus the huge rebel flag on the roof it is one good looking car.
Something tells me she won't spend the full 45 days in jail. My guess is she'll end up doing 5 days and serving the balance of her sentence at home under house arrest. She'll find some way to get out of it.
LIZ: I don't care for your moral authority bullshit!! …GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!
Too-redneck-to-be-true is right… $10 mills… WTF?
hugs,
Angie
The good news is, she'll probably take of that nasty 20 lbs. she's packed on. Unless, of course, she likes white bread and lard sandwiches.
i'm confused, i feel that irreverent is fitting! explaiiin pleasee
Bring KY jelly, getting fisted in the ass is go'in wild in girl prison. Don't forget to remind the other girls to remove rings and fake fingernails first.
Oh and Paris… say hello to Joe Francis for us
Satan Posts Record First Quarter Gains Following Huge Sale
or
Total Jackass Pays Eight Figures for Used '69 Charger
Damn, there's more spam in here than at the local Piggly Wiggly.
Who knew David Hassellhoff had 10 million dollars?
or
"General" stupidity
Nouveau Duke hits the streets, J. Simpson and alltime low next
Somewhere, hiding behind a billboard, Roscoe is dreaming of the huge ticket he'll be writing later.
This car will fit nicely in his garage shaped like elvis' head.
"moral authority "
and how does that apply to me??
i already did thanks you miserable bitch!