Yesterday's Headline on Your Shoulders marked the first instance of a Someone Haiku crossover. They were good entries, but unacceptable for HOYS. Sorry.
Also, as per readers' suggestions, the HOYS winner's headline will run above the photo it references the next day.
Today's winner is Kimberly:
O'Donnell quits, The View lowers the Barr
Excellent entry, Kimberly.
New HOYS is just beyond the jump.
Headlines today should focus on Sanjaya Malakar's mother, Blyth (above), taking bong rips at a Hollywood party in March. Currently, Blyth has been sentenced to community supervision following a 2005 drug arrest, and this photo could very well put her back in the reach of the long arms of the law.
Remember that wacky hairstyle disses on Sanjaya are smirk inducing, but not that great. Get witty!
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If I were Sanjaya's mom, I'd do it too
American Idle Renames Son Sanganja
At least his mom has a reason to stink
The REAL reason Sanjaya's mom was smiling during performances uncovered!!
It's only by pure dumb luck that his name isn't Sinsamilla.
Mom, America Agree on Sanjaya: Puff, Puff . . . Pass.
The Real Pronuciation is- San-HIGH-Ya.
In music news, the Malakar family will be re-releasing "Pass the Dutchie".
Who knew his hula skirt was REALLY made from grass?
And here's to you, Mrs. Malakar!
Blythe frolics in the grass, takes a bong hit.
We learn the true secret behind Blythe's Musical Youth.
Any press is good press, snitch-jaya tries to keep his media momentum moving by selling out mom.
Mother of Sanjaya gettin' Highya