Where's Miss J When You Need Him?

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Mike Huckabee, rockin' bigot and Republican presidential candidate, appeared on known gay-monger Tyra Banks' talk show on Friday. You might think it would be an odd and unproductive appearance, in which case you would be correct.

TYRA BANKS: “I know that you are a preacher; do you believe that homosexuality is immoral?”

GOVERNOR HUCKABEE: “Well, I think a lot of things in our lives are missing the mark. The word sin means missing the mark. It doesn’t mean that a person has committed murder. I miss the mark if I don’t tell the whole truth. I miss the mark in a lot of ways. I think that we were created to have relationships with someone of the opposite gender, that how’s we reproduce, that’s how we live our lives. So I think sometimes if you say is it a sin or immoral and people think you’re making these terrible statements about somebody. I’ve had people who are gay that worked on my staff. It’s not like I’m some homophobe. If you ask me, Is it the normal pathway? I don’t think so. But, you know, I respect that people have different views about that.”

TYRA BANKS: “I’m asking you so many questions about this because I love the gays and the gays love me. And I know I cannot walk down the street here in New York City if I didn’t press that issue and truly ask you that.”

GOVERNOR HUCKABEE: “I think you should. I think people will respect my views on that; I respect theirs. The great thing about America is, we can have totally different viewpoints and we can do it without having animosity and hatred. This is one of the great countries where you can have sharp disagreements without killing each other over it. That’s where I think we need to celebrate what is great about America, and that is, we all don’t have to agree.”

Y'know another great thing about America, Mike? It's never going to elect you, an irrational science-hater, as its President. Quit now, Flanders.

Feb 26, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 23 Responses
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  • Comments (23)

    No. 1 maria says:

    I’m asking you so many questions about this because I love the gays What if interviewers asked questions about anti-Semitism and followed up with "I'm asking you because I love the Jews"?

    Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 1:34 pm
    No. 2 blackmistressdiva says:

    I hate Tyra.

    Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 1:41 pm
    No. 3 deimos says:

    cord, can i ask you a question? are you trying to send me into a fit of rage today? what's with posting about annoying people today? juno chick, paris and her douche, HUCKABEE AND TYRA…my head hurts.

    Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 1:49 pm
    No. 4 Sugar Magnolia says:

    I hate Huckabee more.

    Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 1:50 pm
    No. 5 queencrone says:

    "Flanders"!! I love it! Good call, no? :-)

    Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 2:09 pm
    No. 6 Sugar Magnolia says:

    Def good call QC…. but he needs to throw in a "diddly" every now and again.

    Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 2:11 pm
    No. 7 stopthemadness says:

    huckabee is a bloody lunatic.

    full stop.

    i've read that diablo cody was a right prat when she accepted some non-oscar award.

    that said, i still loved juno.

    have you ever seen a movie on opening night, loved it, and then later felt like a loser because it seems like you're jumping on some bandwagon?

    that's how i feel about juno. i wonder if i would like it as much if i saw it again.

    i saw superbad after all the hype and really was underwhelmed.

    then again, this is a person who saw titanic in the theater three times before all the panty-dropping teenagers went crazy for leo panty remover" dicaprio and made loving that movie so uncool. now it is my (not so) secret shame. i loved it for kate winslet, more than anything. perhaps that makes me a thespian.

    so i'm not sure what the point is. i rarely have one.

    oh yeah. i like big boats and pregnant teenagers.

    Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 2:46 pm
    No. 8 janice says:

    "I don't hate gays, I just think they're going to burn in hell for all eternity for their willful perversion of God's natural way."

    Thanks for clearing that up for us, Huck.

    Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 2:49 pm
    No. 9 Fluffy T says:

    He's saying those things because he just didn't want to get the beat down from all of Tyra's friends. You know, "the gays."

    This is same "man" who thinks that we should quarrantine anyone who's HIV+ because he thinks it's the plague.

    …I can just feel the madness and rage creeping in…

    Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 3:41 pm
    No. 10 queencrone says:

    Huckabee just wants to get to Washington so he too can use a wide stance in the bathroom.

    Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 3:55 pm
    No. 11 yeahokay says:

    Please god dont let this man run the country. I have this dread that somehow he's going to get in power every time i hear or read something about him.

    Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 4:27 pm
    No. 12 Oddria says:

    This is the same man that said if gays are allowed to marry, then people will want to marry animals and children as well. Real respect for the gay community.

    Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 4:36 pm
    No. 13 EsquaredMom says:

    stopthemadeness: You and I must be the same age, because of our David Silver love and now Titanic. I even picked my wedding dress out because it was similar in style to the dresses Kate wore. I saw that damn movie three times in the theatre and bawled like a baby every time.

    Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 6:17 pm
    No. 14 queencrone says:

    cough**Huckabee is on the DL**cough cough.

    Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 8:00 pm
    No. 15 stopthemadness says:

    esquared- awesome. i have room in my (not so) secret shame closet.

    Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 10:58 pm
    No. 16 malcom wilde says:

    On the next weeks Tyra

    Tues
    Tyra gets her all male panel featuring:Sudan's President Omar Hasan al-Bashi sudan,vice pres Dick cheney,Osama bin Laden and Cujo together to discuss issues of why guys don't call, why can't men love all women equally, is sex really important for guys and DOES Tyra look fat in her jeans.

    Wed
    Tyra confession. My looks have held be back. "If only I looked like Oprah I wouldn't of had to work so hard. Tyra breaks down.

    Thurs
    Audience connection time. Tyra forces her audience to a who has to most cellulite challenge. Also Tyra asks the audience to a sniff off.Who can inhale which panties are Gails and which are Oprahs. Tyra can tell the difference can you?

    Fri

    To celebrate Black history month. Tyra goes undercover in the ghetto to find out what the word on the street. And as Tyra likes to say around colored people "oooh honey child don't you go there?

    Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 11:26 pm
    No. 17 queencrone says:

    malcom wilde, I DO believe I love you, with ALL my heart. :-)

    Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 11:32 pm
    No. 18 EsquaredMom says:

    stopthemadeness- I am the biggest scifi nerd, I cried tonight watching the Biggest Loser even though I knew I was a fucktard for doing so, and I used to love Kirk Cameron, NKOTB, and The Knight Rider. I think my shame closet is pretty full!

    Posted: Feb 27, 2008 at 1:40 am
    No. 19 lola says:

    well u can hate him or not
    u dont have to gay bash and treat them like animals to not think what they are doing is acceptable ,,,

    it clearly says in the bible its a sin and not something the rightoeus do ,,, make of it what you want

    if u do it gods isnt acceptable , theres no middle line ,, ,i love people who get mad when people say god thinks its okay THEY CLEARLY ARE WRONG

    Posted: Feb 27, 2008 at 8:22 am
    No. 20 playla says:

    Corinthinians 11:3-6 it says "If a woman does not cover her head, she should have her hair cut off, and it is a disgrace for a woman to have her hair cut or shaved off, she should cover her head"

    Well, lola I certainly hope you made your hair appointment today…
    The bible says alot of stupid shit.

    Posted: Feb 27, 2008 at 9:03 am
    No. 21 yeahokay says:

    Dont forget that the bible also says its okay to sell your daughter into slavery. I wish i wasnt so lazy then i'd find the name and number place in teh bible it says that.

    Posted: Feb 27, 2008 at 9:47 am
    No. 22 yeahokay says:

    I will site Penn & Teller bullshit as my source.

    Posted: Feb 27, 2008 at 9:48 am
    No. 23 Lovey says:

    homosexuality is a sin!! period and it wrong two men are not suppose to be together as well as two women. Point blank period.

    Posted: Feb 29, 2008 at 3:23 am
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