"Sperminated" x 2…I think she is having twins.

im usually vert torn on Jennifer Garner, half the time she looks okish/adorible and the other half the time she looks okish/horsefaced, but in these pictures i think she looks really pretty.

I am very surprised.

Cord has started to mock us regularly. I think this whole post is about Halle Berry.

Who's face is more punchable Jamie Foxx or Pete Wentz? Every time I see a photo featuring either, I get so torn.

Ugh, Wentz. Especially 'cause his ever-present girlfriend always has that shit-eating, mock shy smirk on her face. Great conversation opener! I'm gonna use that at my next get-together.

Cord, wasn't the caption on this photo something about form fitting maternity wear a little while ago? Please tell me I am not losing my mind.

rakemama, Cord's creative in his own right, but he's not afraid to borrow.

i can live wiht jamie foxx but i just want to kick pete wentz in the teeth every time i see him.

As for Asimpson, she does not bother me, especially that smirk. I am relieved be her smirk becuase two jessicas with a constant open mouth is way worse than one.

Sar, I think you're all wonderfully creative. I lurk here all the time just for the laughs. It's just that I looked here, on Mollygood, earlier, at this post, before it had comments, and thought it had a different caption…one about maternity wear, but it didn't make much sense…it's entirely possible that I am losing it though. Which isn't entirely a bad thing. You get lovely meds that way!

no no that happens from time to time or, rakemama, you and me share the same kind of crazies, cuz i see that happen occasionally too.

Is sharing crazies like sharing cell phone minutes, 'cause that's never as good a deal as they make it out to be?

i think it depends on how you look at it. With cellphones you want more minutes and can't have them becuase the other person used them, but with crazies i don't mind anyway reliquishing extra crazy minutes to you if you really want too.

Umm, just depends on the perks being offered for the particular type of craziness…for instance, will someone take care of my kids, clean my house, etc., or will they tell me to suck it up, put on my big girl panties, and get over it? It's a system of checks and balances…careful consideration must be given. At no time do I want straight jacket crazies.

I hate big girl panties. You can't "accidentally", flash your crotch that way.

Ah, if they're old enough and stretched out or just left over maternity underwear, they've got a lot of give and you can arrange an "accidental" flashing…in my opinion there's nothing and I mean nothing sexier than a crotch shot that features some askew big girl/maternity panties…trust me on this, you'll be beating the men (and occasional woman) off with a stick!

Damn, I got rid of mine a few years ago. They were also great for smuggling candy in for a movie.