eewwww he is so gross. never, never, never shag a man in his socks. what about his dyed gauzy hair. barf, shannon must be glad for the break of having old gauzy sox off her back, literally. eewwww.

LOL Go grandpa go!

What is this, Pretty Woman? I guess that goes to prove that there's them that do and there's them that talk.

s-p: good call on the gauzy hair! That is the perfect fucking description. Manifique!

Yes, that is all a horrible sight to behold. It all makes me want to barf. But what kind of self respecting whore wears flip flops for sexy time? FLIP FLOPS?

Did they just get back from a Waffle House fight? Did they win a rousing game of water polo? That always turns me on. Maybe they were at a local craft fair eating boiled peanuts and buying ponchos.

Whatever they were doing she did not have appropriate time to find her hooker heels. Amateur. Or maybe that's just how they do it down under?

What a creep!! how disrespectful to Shannon and his kids..

Are we sure that's really him and not some low rate look alike? Because really…who has that kind of lingerie on with flip flops - and if you watched, she kept looking at someone else in the room in the beginning…I dunno, I'm skeptical. Either way it was gross and boring.

Well now we know Shannon must only be with him for his money. What a douche!

damn how much did she get paid to do this? she looks like she's trying to reach her happy place far, far away from a half erect gross old man.

Yeahokay: I couldn't watch it, so first off, thanks for taking one for the team. Your observations, coupled with the no kissing supports my Pretty Woman theory. the woman is clearly trying to pay for college.

Flip flops are the new Shauna Sands Shoes™

This is soo gross!!

Finally! A sex tape I have no interest in seeing! Thanks Gene!!

ju- to be fair, they are wedgie/platform flipflops. Theys fancy.

Holy shit James, NO WAY! Someone write this shit down, and prepare for the apocalypse!

Omg! That is most uncomfortable porn moment ever. They both look bored to tears. Oh and thanks alot, I may throw up next time I hear "I wanna know what love is. Ruined! Ruined I say!

(Curiousity got me)

"

From this pic, the girl seems to have flexible hamstrings. Juje, how many classes until I, too, can be uncomfortably penetrated by an aging and poorly endowed "rock star"?

Please tell me that song wasn't actually playing while they were having sex. Because that cracked my shit up.

apparently my sense of irony is not as developed as you hags' cause this whole thread is making me nauseous.

james- watching the video will make you even more nauseous. I'm just not a porn kind of girl this early in the morning. I couldn't make it more than a minute and a half. Same for Gene! Zing!

Tongue length & peen size - inversely correlated. That's so very sad.

Hey! That's my haiku for the day.

EM, that's not porn; it may very well be an al-qaeda plot to make us all keel over. if you love your country, you won't watch that filth.

about cord writing that she refuses to kiss him in the video: obviously he was pleasing her stinkbox (maybe even the other stinkbox in back) with his disgusting tongue and she didn't want her own filth in her mouth.

someone had to say it.

Damn, I really am going to have to watch the whole thing now? I'll just make sure not to eat first.

Here is my impression of this sex tape. I'll need a moment to prepare

Gene takes off actress/models underwear. Finger poke, finger poke, foreplay is over

Come on baby, I was in kiss and Celebrity Apprentice. You don't need anything more than that to get wet.

Actress/mode Oh, yeah, I'm super excited I just can't wait (for the check to clear, here I come gucci shoes, I really hate only being able to afford the corset but no matching shoes) your big manliness (and by manliness I mean, peanuts). Give it to me hard guy from Journey.

Gene, No baby, it's K-I-S-S.

Girl, oh yeah, whatever

Gene, I'm gonna show you what love is

Girl, I can't wait (to leave and wash my stinkbox)

Oh yeah, AND, SCENE!

Brava you two. Excellent use of stinkbox.

OH MY GOD, Tucker Max was there! I love that guy and his stories. And I shouldn't, but I do.

And that art is so wrong on so many levels but I chortled. I'm sick in the head.

Ok, my bad. That reply was supposed to go on the Will Ferrell thread. How the hell did I get two Mollygood windows. Crap. It's all ruined now.

juju, thank you for this break down. I (strangely) cannot stream porn while at the office…can only read about peanut sized tackle and unknown spokesmodel stinkbox. oh the oppression.

ju has directed amateur porn starring lisa and cord. true story.

Yeah, but I wore a Brad Pitt (Legends of the Fall) Mask and wig just for you James. It's all for you!

lisa, you give even when you receive. it's a beautiful thing.

saddy, it's pretty much just as I described. No amount of liquor could make it watchable.

Lisa, you just scared me. Remember that scene in Fatal Attraction. Where the wife comes in and Glenn Close wants to know what the bitch is doing in her house? Yeah, she did it all for, Dan. It's all for, Dan. Ahhhhhhhhh. That movie scares me.

I wont be ignored Juje.

I wanna know why she has a corset on WITH flops

My god they both looked bored

Not Australian…AUSTRIAN….

Why do Americans always get these two very VERY different countries confused??? Blatant ignorance is a far too common American trait…