bed bugs and…

I'll take that as a shout out. That's damn near as good as being "bested."

I still can't get over her new lips.

Egads…

thats how i feel about the commies every week. lol

I'm watching an Eddie Izzard in another window… That guy is fucking amazing!

*video clip*

fugly spears is as gross and negligent as they come, but she was probably wearing the glasses because of the paps flashing a millions lights in her face.

I think she was jealous of Amy taking the lead in the deathwatch. I wouldn't let her drive my plant around. I really like my plant.

LOL juju!

Her lips sure look painful, like somebody punched her!

BBB, I like to think I inspired you today. ;)

Cake…or death?

That's what happens to your lips when you get them injected with taco bell hot sauce.

Did she grow herself a fu-man-chu?

we're out of cake
we'll then i'll have the chicken

i'm going to take over mollygood with the cunning use of flags

Flag you.

no flag no blog juju, those are the rules i made up just now.

And God make dinosaurs in the image of his cousin Ted. Ted wasn't the black sheep of the family, he was the huge fucking monster of the family.

What if flags are against my religion? Can I get some kind of pass on the flag?

Er…made. God MADE dinosaurs in the…oh, hell, who cares.

Anyhow, the point is that I posted an Eddie Izzard video on my blog this morning, and the lovely BBB left a comment about how she used to do her makeup ala Eddie Izzard. I suppose that makes BBB a rather ironic executive transvestite. Or a Cyndi Lauper fan. ;)

night hagi, don't do anything i wouldn't do.

Tastes like humans.

I know one court appointed monitor who thanking God right now. This whole "I got stung by a bee on my lips" look that Britney is sporting is soooo not cute. An juju, you're wrong, it's not hot sauce, it's actually the grease from a chicken chalupa that has been stuffed in there.

…still looks like she has been sucking on the frap cup.

Cait, we have way too much in common.

The first time my husband saw Eddie Izzard do stand up, he thought it was Rick Gervais in drag. They're both afflicted with "short arm" syndrome.

Look at how her head and Sean Preston's are both at angles. Just like in Forest Gump when they watch Sesame Street and go fishing.

OMG, it looks like she has one of those dummy dolls verntriliquist use.

BTW, bbb & Cait, you're right, Eddie is amazing. He and Ricky Gervais are gods. Seriously, I looked it up in Wikipedia.

GAHH!

she needs to wear sunglasses while driving at night in order to see… the paps are ALWAYS taking pics and the flashing lights makes it EXTREMELY hard to see at night.. like when its dark out and the reading lights are on inside the car, or some douche is flashing his high beams at you from behind.

think about it for a second. she wouldn't be able to see AT ALL if she wasn't wearing the sunglasses.

I'm no Brit-Twit, but I think she'd have to wear sunglasses because of all the camera flashes. She should probably just stay home, or get better at sneaking around, granted, but I think the sunglasses are practical.

We already knew she was a 'special case' (but to be fair it must be a pain in the ass trin to drive with paparazzi leaning on yor windscreen, flashing camers in yer face,) but still!

In the other photos where you can see the Monitor in the passenger seat, the monitor has her sunglasses on, too. It must be because of the flashes.

I hadn't thought of the camera lights flashing but you guys have a very valid point. She probably DOES need those glasses to see at all.
I think she should move out of California. No one photgraphs celebrities outside of NYC and CA.
How many people live in Colorado or Wyoming or the South and are totally left alone?

I'd be surprised if she moved out of California; she lives for the attention.

she's wearing sunglasses because of all the photogs flashing in her face, and she's been peeling off like a maniac so the photogs cant follow her and put her in more danger. Step outside the media box and look at the big picture. BRITNEY DESERVES A BREAK!