Wentworth Miller received a hero's welcome in Korea today, when he flew in to attend a press conference as the newest spokesmodel for the unfortunately named Bean Pole Jeans.
Along with a sign immediately letting him know that "The Korea" trusted him, Miller was inundated with other offerings, including teddy bears and colored pencil renderings of himself.
While seemingly sweet, the gifts came at a high price, as Wentworth was soon forced to drop the dignified graciousness and get down to succumbing to audience demands. Of course many were looking for hugs, but one eager fan wanted a song. Miller obliged, and above is the video footage of his lukewarm rendition of "Happy Birthday to You" for which the crowd goes absolutely bonkers (Seriously, they're losing it).
At the conclusion of the festivities, Wentworth hoisted a white teddy bear high into the air to let the adoring hordes know who would rule The Korea upon his departure. The Korea was fine with the appointment. They trust him.
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Umm…. that was freaking hilarious, Cord. The Korea would agree.
And afterwards he'll find some Korean guy to go home with
Um, he's allowed to leave the country even though he's going on trial for manslaughter?
Wrong guy, Ruby.
The coked up, drunk driver killer is Lane Garrison.
This biracial closeted homosexual being feted in Korea is Wentworth Miller. You can also see his mundane GAP khaki ads around a major city.
I like the white teddy bear. It's a good choice to rule The Korea. Wentworth be praised, for he is wise.