Hi, Gavin!

Last night’s American Idol was Jason Castro- and excitement-free, littered with Randy Jackson’s incomprehensible ramblings and typical final three lackluster performances. David Archuleta attempted to “youthanize” his image with a traumatizing rendition of Chris Brown’s “With You,” complete with awkward swaying you might find at a middle school dance. And Archie? Don’t call me “boo.” Ever.
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Randy’s most incomprehensible bit of rambling last night had to have been when he said “The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face” was too “predictable” for Cook and a straight-up rock song would have been better. Huh? You mean, that would have been less predictable for the rocker contestant? Really?
I think he was just taking a stab at Simon because Simon called Randy’s pick predictable.
Yeah, I think Randy was just trying to be a dick and just ended up looking like a dumbass.
Oh god that was horrifying. I couldn’t even watch the whole thing. I can’t stand that kid.
Was an ugly night all round, wasn’t it?