The phrase "all of the above" comes to mind.

Hahahahah. Perez is trying to "work" the camera.

Good golly, none of them should have been invited. But especially not Ashlee and Pete.

Why is Pam Anderson wearing a sheet? Is it a toga party?

I only have six bullets. I guess I'll spare the creepy dude who inexplicably has a rash on the left side of his body, and sorta looks like a semi-diseased Papa Joe. And the Jonas Brothers, I guess, for now.

What exactly is the "White House Correspondents' Dinner"? I mean, obviously it's a joke that means nothing, but what was the intended point?

I actually wouldn't unvite any of them–I like them all in there together. I think we should add the whole Kradashian/Jenner/Hilton/Madden/Ritchie/Lavigne/Duff (ad nauseum)contingent and then just nail the doors shut.

We've got to get Cord and Whitney there next year.

did kimora lee simmons get invited? Find out on Keeping Up With the Simmonses.

Oh, stopthemadness. I love it.

I've come to expect this sort of shit from the press and so this all makes perfect sense. I know that when I watch the nightly news and hear of the wars and hunger; shortly thereafter there'll be a short clip mentioning one of these goddamn douches or one of their associates. I'm so sick of our press/politics/perez…:(

I'm with ChoniBaretz as long as, after you've nailed the doors shut, I can light that joint on fire.

On second thought, the traffic from all those firetrucks will make my morning commute into DC that much worse, so lets just do this somewhere out on the Left Coast . . . they're used to it.

By the way, is anyone else getting the banner ads for Gay Thug Dating? The guy in the ad is about as much of a thug as Chris Crocker.

gay thug dating, lmfao!

Wow. Hollywood Trash meets Incompetent Politicos.

"Gay thug dating" join 100% free? As opposed to 95% free…I think google has Mollygood confused, or are we confused? uh oh.

I am totally with Lily the Pink: None of the above.

I have no idea what the purpose of this shindig is, I had assumed the guest list consisted of actual correspondents, but obviously not.When the likes of Pam Anderson, Assica/Pete, and SPEIDI of all people are on the guest list, then it's obvious this dinner has sunk to the level of pop culture and is now total bullshit. No elegance, no class, no sense of importance whatsoever. It's a wipeout, period.

"Gay thug dating" completely sums up my single years

perez is disgusting and gross

i'm watching the mothereffing hills. i have never watched it before. i have a need to see what this madness is all about.

why is heidi montag's face totally jacked?

*shakes fist at ye olde jacked face and then punches self in face*

manbearpig, please save one of those six bullets for me.

never.again.

let the fist shaking continue with impunity.

i've said it once and ill say it again, where is al-qaeda when you really need them?

Heidi and Spencer. Just kill them, please.

What DO Heidi & Spencer do? I mean, other than suck up precious resources like - air and water.

stopthemadness: Your nick says it all. You seemed like a reasonable, sane person. Why did you do that to yourself? Is it the same sort of compulsion that drives us to smell something when someone else says "OH MY GOD! That's the nastiest thing I've ever smelled. Smell this"?

yes, lily! that is exactly what it is. speidi = spoiled milk.

i still feel dirty.